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(Some Guy)   Capitol Coupsters: "I Answered The Call of My President." Madison Cawthorn (R-NC): and they were paid by the Demoncratic Machine to make Trump Look Bad   (avlwatchdog.org) divider line
    More: Asinine, United States House of Representatives, United States Congress, Election, Voting, Madison Cawthorn, Democracy, Member of Congress, Donald Trump  
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3392 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Jan 2021 at 2:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-17 9:23:23 PM  
Let this be a lesson: The next time you accept a bribe for overthrowing the government, keep your receipts
 
2021-01-17 9:24:36 PM  
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.
 
2021-01-17 9:33:53 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.


Madison is a guy.
 
2021-01-17 9:38:04 PM  

lindalouwho: The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.

Madison is a guy.


I don't think that changes anything, it's his nickname now.

Little Miss seems to believe the Democrats would pay for something they get for free.
 
2021-01-17 9:40:38 PM  

lindalouwho: The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.

Madison is a guy.


I don't think anyone is complimenting him on his manliness.
 
2021-01-17 9:41:40 PM  
I'm surprised nobody commented on the attire of all the dandies in congress the other day including this numb-nut.
 
2021-01-17 9:53:13 PM  
So Antifa raided the Capitol and all the Trump patriots just stood around a did nothing about?
 
2021-01-17 10:03:52 PM  

lindalouwho: The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.

Madison is a guy.


It's the most Gen Z southern girl's name I've ever heard.   He's a delicate flower.
 
2021-01-17 10:04:28 PM  
All these traitors had better watch their backs.  Nobody likes sedition.
 
2021-01-17 10:16:36 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: All these traitors had better watch their backs.  Nobody likes sedition.


Nobody
 
2021-01-17 11:35:59 PM  
Get him in court. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2021-01-17 11:44:49 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: lindalouwho: The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.

Madison is a guy.

It's the most Gen Z southern girl's name I've ever heard.   He's a delicate flower.


I mean, he's an arse, but you don't need to misgender him.

And while I'm on a rant, sure, he's a wheelchair user, but it's still dickish to make fun of him for that, even if he's in a wheelchair through the poor choices he's made.
 
2021-01-17 11:56:49 PM  
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2021-01-18 12:37:29 AM  
wow, this little shiathead won't sit down and shut up, even from his own chair.

having the head of a ken doll has clearly affected his brain.

he's probably dangerous. he should he removed from office.
 
2021-01-18 1:53:26 AM  
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2021-01-18 1:56:43 AM  

luna1580: wow, this little shiathead won't sit down and shut up, even from his own chair.

having the head of a ken doll has clearly affected his brain.

he's probably dangerous. he should he removed from office.


I mean, just skimming his wikipedia page, it's pretty clear he's a neonazi, so...
 
2021-01-18 2:05:48 AM  
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send him away with cheetolini. they can be hollow, orange, and powerless together.......
 
2021-01-18 2:07:14 AM  

iron de havilland: And while I'm on a rant, sure, he's a wheelchair user, but it's still dickish to make fun of him for that, even if he's in a wheelchair through the poor choices he's made.


As Fark's resident paraplegic, I'll allow it.
 
2021-01-18 2:07:38 AM  

yanceylebeef: Get him in court. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.


True, but those remarks; he was really on a roll.
 
2021-01-18 2:08:05 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: All these traitors had better watch their backs.  Nobody likes sedition.


Narrator: But it turned out over 70 million Americans liked sedition, and that was a problem the country was going to have to deal with for generations to come, and if it wasn't the top priority of the national discussion, well... it damn well should have been.
 
2021-01-18 2:08:09 AM  
It's a wonder George Soros has any money left.
 
2021-01-18 2:08:56 AM  
It's a shiat lie and nobody's falling for it.
 
2021-01-18 2:09:50 AM  
Who is paying him to make Republicans look stupid?
 
2021-01-18 2:10:23 AM  
Isn't the FIB looking into who funded it?
 
2021-01-18 2:11:09 AM  
Ah. He read the earlier story about the cockroaches who financed it that ran for cover and is in deflection mode. Got it and for gawds sake get a new playbook, okay? Sheesh.

Then we have:

Cawthorn confirmed to the radio host, Charlie Kirk, that he carried loaded weapons into the House that day. "Me being in a wheelchair, I am able to carry multiple weapons at one time," he said.

This guys needs to be ousted. He is a dangerous asshole. He seems to be the kind that would snap and take out a few colleagues. Seriously.
 
2021-01-18 2:11:33 AM  

luna1580: [Fark user image 658x445]

send him away with cheetolini. they can be hollow, orange, and powerless together.......


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2021-01-18 2:11:52 AM  

Weatherkiss: Marcus Aurelius: All these traitors had better watch their backs.  Nobody likes sedition.

Narrator: But it turned out over 70 million Americans liked sedition, and that was a problem the country was going to have to deal with for generations to come, and if it wasn't the top priority of the national discussion, well... it damn well should have been.


70 million bank accounts can be frozen.
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Do not anger Dick Cheney.
 
2021-01-18 2:14:41 AM  

luna1580: [Fark user image 658x445]

send him away with cheetolini. they can be hollow, orange, and powerless together.......


He doesn't look anything like Micheal Keaton.
 
2021-01-18 2:17:37 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: It's a shiat lie and nobody's falling for it.


I wouldn't say nobody. The people the lie is meant for will definitely fall for it.

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2021-01-18 2:17:39 AM  

saturn badger: Ah. He read the earlier story about the cockroaches who financed it that ran for cover and is in deflection mode. Got it and for gawds sake get a new playbook, okay? Sheesh.

Then we have:

Cawthorn confirmed to the radio host, Charlie Kirk, that he carried loaded weapons into the House that day. "Me being in a wheelchair, I am able to carry multiple weapons at one time," he said.

This guys needs to be ousted. He is a dangerous asshole. He seems to be the kind that would snap and take out a few colleagues. Seriously.


Just noticed this. He knew what was going down.
 
2021-01-18 2:18:31 AM  

styckx: So Antifa raided the Capitol and all the Trump patriots just stood around a did nothing about?


To be fair, I don't think this one stoodaround...
 
2021-01-18 2:19:29 AM  
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2021-01-18 2:19:31 AM  
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2021-01-18 2:19:34 AM  
" He has strongly denied accusations from multiple sources that he is a white supremacist, a sexual predator, a serial liar, and an admirer of Adolph Hitler. "

While Hitler was a terrible terrible man, there are a few things you can say were technically admirable

His last pistol shot, for example, was dead on, buddy
 
2021-01-18 2:20:03 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: lindalouwho: The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.

Madison is a guy.

It's the most Gen Z southern girl's name I've ever heard.   He's a delicate flower.


Morgan.  Paige.  Reagan.
 
2021-01-18 2:23:15 AM  

lindalouwho: The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.

Madison is a guy.


Did you just assume her gender? You bastard!
 
2021-01-18 2:27:45 AM  

skyotter: Who is paying him to make Republicans look stupid?


Me! That PFD check buys a lot of political favors.
 
2021-01-18 2:28:04 AM  

Ed Grubermann: lindalouwho: The Googles Do Nothing: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong is wrong.

Madison is a guy.

Did you just assume her gender? You bastard!


no. we know he's a guy.

every single woman he locked in his car, and then sexually assaulted, at his lone semester of private evangelical college will vouch for it.....
 
2021-01-18 2:28:11 AM  

vudukungfu: Marcus Aurelius: All these traitors had better watch their backs.  Nobody likes sedition.

Nobody


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"I am OK with a little bit of sedition, what could a little bit hurt?"
 
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2021-01-18 2:34:23 AM  
This farking pus filled asshole again
 
2021-01-18 2:38:01 AM  
I guess his junk probably works about as well as his legs.

/can't think of another reason why anyone would ride the crazy train this far
 
2021-01-18 2:39:24 AM  
FTFA; "I'm coming after you."

I'm going to hell for this, but I don't feel too threatened by a dude who can be stymied by a flight of stairs, or a revolving door.

/Aisle seat please.
 
2021-01-18 2:39:25 AM  
Resign you fark.
 
2021-01-18 2:42:47 AM  
I love how Republicans openly and loudly call for insurrection and revolution for months, and after it fails they immediately start crying and blubbering that it was really their meanie rivals that did it. Spineless cowardly animals.
 
2021-01-18 2:43:29 AM  
Schroedinger's riot : where the instigators are MAGA patriots or Antifa scum depending on success and reactions.
 
2021-01-18 2:43:29 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: It's a shiat lie and nobody's falling for it.


Well, the Qcumbers are. Right wing media from FAUX "News" on down to the dregs on Daily Caller and OnANist News are hissing that filth into the ears of the useful idiots. Much of the Inner Party of the Greedy Old Pedos pretends to to get the wharrr-garble rolling
 
2021-01-18 2:47:59 AM  
All the more proof these farkers are planning another coup.
 
2021-01-18 2:49:36 AM  
Trump is a democrat?
 
2021-01-18 2:51:14 AM  

saturn badger: saturn badger: Ah. He read the earlier story about the cockroaches who financed it that ran for cover and is in deflection mode. Got it and for gawds sake get a new playbook, okay? Sheesh.

Then we have:

Cawthorn confirmed to the radio host, Charlie Kirk, that he carried loaded weapons into the House that day. "Me being in a wheelchair, I am able to carry multiple weapons at one time," he said.

This guys needs to be ousted. He is a dangerous asshole. He seems to be the kind that would snap and take out a few colleagues. Seriously.

Just noticed this. He knew what was going down.


Needs a good push.
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2021-01-18 2:53:16 AM  

saturn badger: luna1580: [Fark user image 658x445]

send him away with cheetolini. they can be hollow, orange, and powerless together.......

He doesn't look anything like Micheal Keaton.


I'm pretty sure Adam Schiff is secretly Michael Keaton's brother.
 
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