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2021-01-17 8:28:27 PM  
This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.
 
2021-01-17 9:01:46 PM  

Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.


Has anyone arrested actually been kept inside?

Pretty sure every case I've heard about has been ROR so far.
 
2021-01-17 9:09:23 PM  

fnordfocus: Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.

Has anyone arrested actually been kept inside?

Pretty sure every case I've heard about has been ROR so far.


He was arrested in DC and was calling for rioters to return to DC for Biden's inauguration so they may not what to release him right away.
 
2021-01-17 9:19:00 PM  
Cowboys for Trump is literal Y'all-qaeda.

F'course, I've taken to calling them Vanilla ISIS, myself.
 
2021-01-17 9:46:30 PM  

MattytheMouse: Cowboys for Trump is literal Y'all-qaeda.

F'course, I've taken to calling them Vanilla ISIS, myself.


What about the Giants for Trump, the Eagles for Trump, and the Football Team for Trump?
 
2021-01-17 10:22:25 PM  

Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.


My understanding is that even a good part of southern NM doesn't want to have anything to do with this asshole
 
2021-01-17 11:08:00 PM  

gilatrout: Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.

My understanding is that even a good part of southern NM doesn't want to have anything to do with this asshole


I lived in southern NM for a few years. All the white people there would agree with this guy, but most of the people there are Mexican or Native so I can't imagine many of them are on that side.
 
2021-01-17 11:38:22 PM  
"The only good Cowboy for Trump is a dead Cowboy for Trump."
- Cowboys for Trump, paraphrased from their statement about Democrats
 
2021-01-18 12:00:16 AM  
...and nothing of value was lost.
 
2021-01-18 12:07:26 AM  
Well it's not like we expected them in the playoffs anytime soon anyway.
 
2021-01-18 12:07:46 AM  
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2021-01-18 12:11:37 AM  

HighOnCraic: MattytheMouse: Cowboys for Trump is literal Y'all-qaeda.

F'course, I've taken to calling them Vanilla ISIS, myself.

What about the Giants for Trump, the Eagles for Trump, and the Football Team for Trump?


Hopefully the new guy dumps the coach.  Take us back to the gloryhole days.
 
2021-01-18 12:12:11 AM  
I guess his cunning plan to take guns to the inauguration is farked.
 
2021-01-18 12:12:26 AM  
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2021-01-18 12:13:44 AM  
Felony, no more gun ownership type charges I hope?
 
2021-01-18 12:13:47 AM  
The Campfire - Blazing Saddles (5/10) Movie CLIP (1974) HD
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Cowboys eating beans and farting
 
2021-01-18 12:17:53 AM  
That'll keep his prosecution complex fed for awhile.
 
2021-01-18 12:19:29 AM  
Cuy?

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2021-01-18 12:22:55 AM  
Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.
 
2021-01-18 12:27:15 AM  
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2021-01-18 12:30:29 AM  
The name sounded familiar so I did a quick search.
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He was on Fark maybe a year ago. For something stupid. I made a comment but I can't remember what I said. But I am sure it was something along the lines of getting fancied up in cowboy clothes and going to the "bars" on Saturday night.  Get a dog little longy, get a dog.
 
2021-01-18 12:35:58 AM  
Should have listened to Waylon:
Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Cowboys (from Nashville Rebel)
Youtube WJI1N61grmc

/just a good ol' boy
//never meanin' no harm
///can't think of a third one, so there!
 
2021-01-18 12:38:10 AM  

mrparks: Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.


Correction- suspect has fancy hat, but has no cattle.
 
2021-01-18 12:38:40 AM  

I-K-Rumba: getting fancied up in cowboy clothes and going to the "bars" on Saturday night


Now they need to go after the Indians for Trump, the Cops for Trump and the Construction Workers for Trump.
 
2021-01-18 12:42:05 AM  

Mugato: I-K-Rumba: getting fancied up in cowboy clothes and going to the "bars" on Saturday night

Now they need to go after the Indians for Trump, the Cops for Trump and the Construction Workers for Trump.


Don't forget Bikers for Trump. They were one part of trump's imaginary brown-shirts.
 
2021-01-18 12:44:10 AM  
 
2021-01-18 12:45:25 AM  

fnordfocus: Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.

Has anyone arrested actually been kept inside?

Pretty sure every case I've heard about has been ROR so far.


The North American horned-dildo is in custody. Or was for a while. Recall that he wasn't eating because they don't serve organic food in the jail.
 
2021-01-18 12:49:57 AM  
It's a waste to time if they're only getting $ 1,000 penalties and a slap on the wrist.


It should be ' Go straight to Gitmo, do not pass go, do not collect $200, and your trial will begin when we sort all the paperwork, in a couple of years.
 
2021-01-18 12:50:47 AM  
"I will embrace my Second Amendment. I will keep my right to bear arms,"

... unless of course I'm convicted of a felony.
 
2021-01-18 12:54:44 AM  

The Ice Cream Man: Should have listened to Waylon:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WJI1N61g​rmc]
/just a good ol' boy
//never meanin' no harm
///can't think of a third one, so there!


Been in trouble with the law since the day he was born.
 
2021-01-18 12:57:24 AM  
I'm preparing for potential batshiattery on the 20th by watching Olympus Has Fallen. I figure whatever crazy shiat these terrorists might try can't be crazier than this movie, so I won't be surprised.
 
2021-01-18 12:57:56 AM  
My schaden just keeps getting freudier as these stories continue to roll in.
 
2021-01-18 12:58:53 AM  

Thunderbox: It's a waste to time if they're only getting $ 1,000 penalties and a slap on the wrist.


It should be ' Go straight to Gitmo, do not pass go, do not collect $200, and your trial will begin when we sort all the paperwork, in a couple of years.


Wait three more days.
 
2021-01-18 12:59:39 AM  

jaylectricity: gilatrout: Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.

My understanding is that even a good part of southern NM doesn't want to have anything to do with this asshole

I lived in southern NM for a few years. All the white people there would agree with this guy, but most of the people there are Mexican or Native so I can't imagine many of them are on that side.


Horribly true east of Ruidoso, but then again that was the only part of New Mexico that had segregated schools for Black children.  Too many Texas wannabees.
 
2021-01-18 1:00:08 AM  
Oh yeah, the gay cowboy soft-core porn guy who hates gays.
 
2021-01-18 1:05:42 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Thunderbox: It's a waste to time if they're only getting $ 1,000 penalties and a slap on the wrist.


It should be ' Go straight to Gitmo, do not pass go, do not collect $200, and your trial will begin when we sort all the paperwork, in a couple of years.

Wait three more days.


51 hours and counting
 
2021-01-18 1:06:32 AM  

DoctorCal: ImpendingCynic: Thunderbox: It's a waste to time if they're only getting $ 1,000 penalties and a slap on the wrist.


It should be ' Go straight to Gitmo, do not pass go, do not collect $200, and your trial will begin when we sort all the paperwork, in a couple of years.

Wait three more days.

51 hours and counting


59. Crap.
 
2021-01-18 1:08:56 AM  

Thunderbox: It's a waste to time if they're only getting $ 1,000 penalties and a slap on the wrist.


It should be ' Go straight to Gitmo, do not pass go, do not collect $200, and your trial will begin when we sort all the paperwork, in a couple of years.


Gitmo is used because it is outside US jurisdiction.

You don't need anything but a normal jail for theese people.

Besides, Gitmo has been turned into a nice place, full of people USA doesn't know what to do with. They'll have a better time there, than in a jail.
 
2021-01-18 1:10:15 AM  

NM Volunteer: jaylectricity: gilatrout: Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.

My understanding is that even a good part of southern NM doesn't want to have anything to do with this asshole

I lived in southern NM for a few years. All the white people there would agree with this guy, but most of the people there are Mexican or Native so I can't imagine many of them are on that side.

Horribly true east of Ruidoso, but then again that was the only part of New Mexico that had segregated schools for Black children.  Too many Texas wannabees.


Holloman Air Force Base is within Otero County, but I couldn't tell you how many stationed there are Trumpanzees.
 
2021-01-18 1:16:26 AM  

Skeleton Man: I'm preparing for potential batshiattery on the 20th by watching Olympus Has Fallen. I figure whatever crazy shiat these terrorists might try can't be crazier than this movie, so I won't be surprised.


By that logic I should watch some gonzo porn to prepare me for dating.

Good idea, thanks!
 
2021-01-18 1:26:04 AM  

fnordfocus: Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.

Has anyone arrested actually been kept inside?

Pretty sure every case I've heard about has been ROR so far.


Where are the going to run to?
These are just initial charges while the feds build felony cases.
 
2021-01-18 1:29:58 AM  
As a NMican, the tassels are a dead-giveaway that he is a tourist and imposter to this fair area. No red-blooded NMican would be caught dead in such theatrics.
 
2021-01-18 1:37:32 AM  

mrparks: Skeleton Man: I'm preparing for potential batshiattery on the 20th by watching Olympus Has Fallen. I figure whatever crazy shiat these terrorists might try can't be crazier than this movie, so I won't be surprised.

By that logic I should watch some gonzo porn to prepare me for dating.

Good idea, thanks!


Gonzo porn? Keep farking that chicken, I guess.
 
2021-01-18 1:41:51 AM  

danvon: fnordfocus: Ken S.: This makes me happy. Then can keep that prick in DC. We have enough assholes in southern New Mexico without him.

Has anyone arrested actually been kept inside?

Pretty sure every case I've heard about has been ROR so far.

The North American horned-dildo is in custody. Or was for a while. Recall that he wasn't eating because they don't serve organic food in the jail.


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2021-01-18 1:43:16 AM  
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2021-01-18 1:44:12 AM  
So he'll be rough riding in prison from now on.
 
2021-01-18 1:44:38 AM  
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2021-01-18 1:44:57 AM  
He just can't quit trump
 
2021-01-18 1:45:50 AM  
Wearing a dead coyote around your neck is a bold fashion statement.
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2021-01-18 1:49:23 AM  
"I'm A Danger To Myself and Others"
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