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(Some Nasty Guy)   Final nickname voting thread In this thread we vote for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th place in The Bracket. This thread closes tomorrow at midnight   ( divider line
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2021-01-17 11:57:25 AM  
This thread is to decide where the final nicknames will be placed IN ALL OF HISTORY!

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* Voting for the Preliminary Round is over.
* Bracket voting runs through January 19, 2021.
** Voting for the Round of 32 ended January 4, 2021.
** Voting for the Round of 16 ended January 8, 2021.
** Voting for the Round of 8 ended January 12, 2021.
** Voting for the Final 4 ended yesterday.
** The Championship Round will ONLY be open today (January 17, 2021) and tomorrow (January 18, 2021).

A thread announcing the winner will be posted January 19, 2021.

Voting in this thread will determine 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th place in The Nickname Bracket.

Top nickname
Dolt 45 vs.
Donnie 2 Scoops

Third/fourth place
Bunker biatch vs.
F*ckface von Clownstick

Post and enable voting in favor of or against a nickname.
The argument with the most votes in this thread will used to break any ties.
Don't forget to enable voting!
2021-01-17 11:57:38 AM  
Dolt 45 vs.
2021-01-17 11:57:48 AM  
Donnie 2 Scoops
2021-01-17 11:57:59 AM  
Bunker biatch vs.
2021-01-17 11:58:11 AM  
F*ckface von Clownstick
2021-01-17 12:15:55 PM  
Can we has voting?
2021-01-17 12:39:02 PM  
Donniw 2 sccops

for the double scoops of Peach Mint ice cream
2021-01-17 12:39:32 PM  
Dolt 45
F*ckface Von Clownstick
2021-01-17 12:53:33 PM  
Donnie 2 Scoops is a better nickname for the head of a crime family.
2021-01-17 1:04:30 PM  
I enjoy both very much, but have the go with Donnie Two Scoops. As mentioned previously, it has the value added benefit of allowing us to call Jr. Half Scoop.
2021-01-17 1:08:28 PM  
Dolt5.  I don't want any part of his name remembered,
2021-01-17 2:02:48 PM  
I voted for all of them.
2021-01-17 2:07:09 PM  
In addition to the aforementioned reasons, Donny 2 Scoops is easily put into shorthand as D2S. Plus, I believe he really, really hates being called Donny.
2021-01-17 2:07:10 PM  
Dolt 45
2021-01-17 2:09:20 PM  
Dolt45 and 2 peach mints.

& Bunker Biatch
2021-01-17 2:10:25 PM  
These are fine and fun. But they all fall short of the proper name for him: Liar

It's all that matters. It should be his legacy. If everyone would stop getting distracted by the absurdity and call this man a liar every time he speaks, then his fanbase could eventually be eroded. Attacks and funny names will never weaken the bond between Trump and Trumper. In fact, it will only strengthen the cult. The only way to break Trumpism is to give the believers a way out that let's them save face because they are in a prison of their own egotism - latched to this man because they have spoken the tongues and made public proclamations. But, if we can convince even a few of them of the truth - that he lied to them and used them - well, then maybe some will begin to fray.

/probably not
2021-01-17 2:10:34 PM  
Donny 2 scoops demonstrates both his childish petulance, and his two impeachments.
2021-01-17 2:10:35 PM  

Summoner101: I voted for all of them.

I voted for yours.
2021-01-17 2:14:08 PM  

kkinnison: we have, and always will use D2S

But nothing wrong with using the other also.  And adding to it until His name is used as a form of derision in the English language

"You'll want to let the bathroom air out a bit after the Trump I just took in there."
2021-01-17 2:20:37 PM  
Donnie 2 scoops then
2021-01-17 2:22:09 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: F*ckface von Clownstick

Hands down most fitting
2021-01-17 2:23:09 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Dolt 45 vs.

Fits him like a glove
2021-01-17 2:24:47 PM  
Should add ** to all of them for the double impeachment goodness.
2021-01-17 2:32:24 PM  

Breaker Moran: I abstain.

I think we found Tulsi's fark alt.
2021-01-17 2:33:13 PM  
Dolt 45

Let any fragment of his real name vanish into the dustbin of history.
2021-01-17 2:39:13 PM  
Dolt 45
2021-01-17 2:45:15 PM  
It can only be Donnie 2 Scoops.

His family is like if the mob ran Chuck E Cheese.
2021-01-17 2:52:43 PM  
Donnie 2 Scoops
2021-01-17 2:59:05 PM  
I'm waiting for my lawyers, Guiliani, Wood & Powell, to assure me the vote isn't fixed in the event my choice loses.
2021-01-17 3:09:27 PM  
I gotta go with Dolt 45.

There are no losers here, all of these are good.

But Dolt 45 captures the essence of Trump and Trumpism, and the regrettable election of this Dolt, all in six characters, with a nice pun thrown in to boot.

/not counting the space
2021-01-17 3:15:31 PM  
My vote is for Dolt 45
2021-01-17 3:18:07 PM  
Cult45 is really the winner
2021-01-17 3:18:34 PM  
Dolt 45
2021-01-17 3:31:34 PM  
Dolt 45 baby!
2021-01-17 3:53:20 PM  
Donnie 2 Scoops for first place because of a previously-mentioned reason.
It sounds like the name of an organized-crime leader.
2021-01-17 4:12:11 PM  

Bunker biatch
2021-01-17 4:25:11 PM  
Donnie 2 Scoops
2021-01-17 4:50:58 PM  
Dolt 45. The word "dolt" is part of Fark folklore (Nixon, you dolt!!), so this nickname just fits.

The third place bracket? Clownstick.
2021-01-17 5:21:17 PM  

sdd2000: Breaker Moran: I abstain.

I think we found Tulsi's fark alt.

Nah, man. My favorite- the Mango Menace- went down way too early, that's all.
2021-01-17 6:26:41 PM  
Bunker biatch.
2021-01-17 6:29:23 PM  
I'm so impressed by farkface von Clownstick. Usually as a game develops the old schoolers get pushed out by newer ideas.

farkface von Clownstick, the OG of Trump names, still making it to the semifinals. Jon Stewart is a legend.
2021-01-17 6:29:54 PM  
I like Donny 2 scoops, but the problem I have is having to explain it to the casual Trump non-fan. People like my dad who dislike Trump and everything he stands for but don't get online much. Dolt45 is perfect - short and to the point.
2021-01-17 7:02:56 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Donnie 2 Scoops is a better nickname for the head of a crime family.

I'm not sure if that means fer or aginst.
2021-01-17 7:45:53 PM  
Dolt 45 4 Lyfe: it's short, simple, and it doesn't need to be explained--even a Trump supporter is likely to figure it out after a few tries.
2021-01-18 5:31:27 AM  

bughunter: Don't Troll Me Bro!: I'm so impressed by farkface von Clownstick. Usually as a game develops the old schoolers get pushed out by newer ideas.

farkface von Clownstick, the OG of Trump names, still making it to the semifinals. Jon Stewart is a legend.

Well, if that's your yardstick, then you gotta give the title to Short-fingered Vulgarian.

Short-fingered Vulgarian vs Bunker biatch in the first round was the only thing I had to really consider until the quarter-finals. They are both masterful. Both hit on his insecurities, and his vile and cowardly personality.
2021-01-18 12:49:37 PM  
All my favorites are gone, plus


rose after the bracket was closed.
2021-01-18 1:55:51 PM  
Donnie 2 Scoops
2021-01-18 2:11:37 PM  
Big thank you again to the Farker who set up the "Farks to Give" thread, and the Farker that gifted me TF. I have thoroughly enjoyed it, and couldn't have had it through a more interesting period in modern history.

2021-01-18 3:04:03 PM  
My favorite didn't make it into the final bracket so this is bullshiat and fake, I don't accept the results.
2021-01-18 4:29:45 PM  
Donnie 2 scoops because it it is the mostly widely used, understood, and etc.

Dolt 45 is cute but of course sounds like a beverage
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