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(NYPost)   Residents of Brooklyn's "sex houses" complain about COVID killing their favorite pastime: "I'd give my left testicle to go to an orgy"   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-01-17 1:05:41 PM  
at least the guests won't have to worry about the smells
 
2021-01-17 3:24:57 PM  
Won't someone think of the young elites' unslaked fetishes?
 
2021-01-17 4:28:41 PM  
Aww.  They dressed up for the photo.  I see a trip to Walmart after the photographer leaves.
 
2021-01-17 4:30:01 PM  
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2021-01-17 4:30:20 PM  
"Sexual isolation was difficult to grapple with"
Obviously not Farkers.
 
2021-01-17 4:30:56 PM  
Just get tested ya morons.

Or hang around a lot of nurses, you know they get tested.
 
2021-01-17 4:31:08 PM  
They have very questionable taste in shoes.
 
2021-01-17 4:31:47 PM  
Suck it up buttercup.
 
2021-01-17 4:32:07 PM  
Of course this is a Post article.
 
2021-01-17 4:32:38 PM  

Flincher: Suck it up buttercup.


They undoubtedly did
 
2021-01-17 4:32:46 PM  
I would tell them to go Fark themselves, but they probably would enjoy that. So I am going with "be stuck like the rest of us."
 
2021-01-17 4:34:38 PM  
Never give your own testicle for something.  Give someone else's.  Generally if somebody is accepting testicles for trade, they're probably too batshiat to care who they came from.
 
2021-01-17 4:35:23 PM  
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Covid Larry's knockin' at your door.
 
2021-01-17 4:36:32 PM  
Why don't they ever tell you in school that this is a life option?
 
2021-01-17 4:38:47 PM  

COVID19: at least the guests won't have to worry about the smells


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2021-01-17 4:40:54 PM  

Cythraul: [memegenerator.net image 850x549]
Covid Larry's knockin' at your door.


I hear the Yang Gang is angling for NYC now. What if these two waves combined?
 
2021-01-17 4:41:30 PM  
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2021-01-17 4:42:19 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Why don't they ever tell you in school that this is a life option?


Be born rich. Read Less Than Zero. Convince your parents you need to move to New York to find yourself and experience the "culture." ??? Profit
 
2021-01-17 4:46:45 PM  
I didn't go to a single orgy in 2020
 
2021-01-17 4:50:14 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Kalyco Jack: Why don't they ever tell you in school that this is a life option?

Be born rich. Read Less Than Zero. Convince your parents you need to move to New York to find yourself and experience the "culture." ??? Profit


Alternatively - Be a really, really attractive woman who happens to get a low level modeling contract, meet the right guys, and boom - ass to ass for dolla bills like your personal hero Jennifer Connolly.
 
2021-01-17 4:51:22 PM  

mrparks: They have very questionable taste in shoes.


Not anymore.
 
2021-01-17 4:53:22 PM  
Dr. Karen there can give me any disease she wants to
 
2021-01-17 4:54:57 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Kalyco Jack: Why don't they ever tell you in school that this is a life option?

Be born rich. Read Less Than Zero. Convince your parents you need to move to New York to find yourself and experience the "culture." ??? Profit


Your post was completely wrong, unless there is a totally different Less Than Zero than the one I read.

Less than Zero was set in LA and was about a kid returning home from a semester in college in New Hampshire.

He was disgusted with the "culture" of wealthy white freaky folk in California.

And the author was from LA and went to school in Vermont.

Why you making shiat up?
 
2021-01-17 4:56:53 PM  
Left testicle is where I had a MRSA infection.
 
2021-01-17 4:59:11 PM  
"Siri, show me 8 5's"

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2021-01-17 5:00:56 PM  
Those people are waaaaay more attractive than I was expecting them to be.
 
2021-01-17 5:02:59 PM  
Im sure their parents are proud.
 
2021-01-17 5:04:53 PM  
How are the Staten Island Blue Waffle Houses doing?
 
2021-01-17 5:06:08 PM  
Damn hipsters. *I* was having sex before it was cool
 
2021-01-17 5:11:26 PM  

lurkey: "Sexual isolation was difficult to grapple with"
Obviously not Farkers.


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2021-01-17 5:13:40 PM  

culebra: "Siri, show me 8 5's"

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The guy on the far right, though responsible for every clogged shower drain, never cleans them.
 
2021-01-17 5:14:13 PM  
We still got sex houses in Brooklyn, where?
 
2021-01-17 5:15:10 PM  

culebra: "Siri, show me 8 5's"

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q&d.  Also, an image.

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2021-01-17 5:16:00 PM  

culebra: "Siri, show me 8 5's"  [Fark user image 618x410]


The most arousing part of that photo is the unique hardwood starlike paneling on the floor. And they clipped it!
 
2021-01-17 5:18:51 PM  
Fark seems to be using the "Giggity," tag for a lot of questionable articles lately.
 
2021-01-17 5:19:45 PM  
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I wanna say suck it buttercup but after 10 months I wanna orgy all over myself too
 
2021-01-17 5:20:06 PM  
That place is actually very upscale. Very. The other parties are mostly in big-assed lofts. This place is a huge luxury brownstone.

/Bushwick Hacienda member
 
2021-01-17 5:20:54 PM  

culebra: "Siri, show me 8 5's"

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So many sharp knees in this thread.

I'm fine with saying that I'd be down for it.
 
2021-01-17 5:23:00 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Why don't they ever tell you in school that this is a life option?


"Most likely to be a VD-ridden sex addict."
 
2021-01-17 5:28:26 PM  
Ugh, so back to Craigslist personals, err Grinder. Mmmk.
 
2021-01-17 5:29:41 PM  
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2021-01-17 5:31:22 PM  
I have a Canadian libertarian friend who lives in Bogota, Colombia.

He is a brilliant musician and a pretty funny guy. Except for the libertarian bit.  He said he left North America cause all the processed food was making him fat.

Well, after 15 years in Colombia he is still fat.  He is the only person who I have seen in Colombia who knows where to to get a combo plate of baby back ribs and philly cheese steak quesadillas.

He also has a trust fund so he does not have to work if he does not want to. Bootstrappy.

He is now trying to organize a protest/petition against Bogota's lady mayor because of restrictions that she has placed on bars and gatherings because he can no longer go to swingers clubs or whorehouses. Well, the public ones, cause no one will invite his fat ass to the private ones.

Canadian Libertarian... Oxymoron.
 
2021-01-17 5:32:14 PM  
They could get together for a maskless photoshoot but they can't do the same thing pantless‽
 
2021-01-17 5:33:33 PM  

theflatline: I have a Canadian libertarian friend who lives in Bogota, Colombia.

He is a brilliant musician and a pretty funny guy. Except for the libertarian bit.  He said he left North America cause all the processed food was making him fat.

Well, after 15 years in Colombia he is still fat.  He is the only person who I have seen in Colombia who knows where to to get a combo plate of baby back ribs and philly cheese steak quesadillas.

He also has a trust fund so he does not have to work if he does not want to. Bootstrappy.

He is now trying to organize a protest/petition against Bogota's lady mayor because of restrictions that she has placed on bars and gatherings because he can no longer go to swingers clubs or whorehouses. Well, the public ones, cause no one will invite his fat ass to the private ones.

Canadian Libertarian... Oxymoron.



CSB?
 
2021-01-17 5:36:36 PM  
Yay for being a nerd, creep, and incel so I don't know what I'm missing, I guess..?
 
2021-01-17 5:37:00 PM  
"In 2019 I had about 100 lovers. But for 2020 the number's more like five."

Pinky, Ring, Middle, Index, and Thumb?
 
2021-01-17 5:38:50 PM  

theflatline: Your post was completely wrong, unless there is a totally different Less Than Zero than the one I read.

Less than Zero was set in LA and was about a kid returning home from a semester in college in New Hampshire.

He was disgusted with the "culture" of wealthy white freaky folk in California.

And the author was from LA and went to school in Vermont.

Why you making shiat up?


Yeah I've never read the book but it makes for a much shorter post to reference a book about young rich urban debauchery than to describe the cocaine-and-sex-and-apartment-in-Brook​lyn!!!! sort of stereotypical people I would have met my one year attending NYU.
 
2021-01-17 5:43:19 PM  

foo monkey: culebra: "Siri, show me 8 5's"

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q&d.  Also, an image.

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I wonder who has to clean the nooks and crannies of that tufter leather furniture after the orgies?
Cause a lot of fluids could get down in there...
 
2021-01-17 5:44:25 PM  
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2021-01-17 5:59:46 PM  
Go for it. Worst case scenario you gotta 99% survival rate....
 
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