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2021-01-17 7:55:45 AM  
However, it is anti-Semetic, so the Asinine tag would have been appropriate.
 
2021-01-17 10:54:36 AM  
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2021-01-17 11:31:15 AM  
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2021-01-17 11:32:15 AM  
However, the Eat a Bowl of Dicks Gala is exactly what you would expect.
 
2021-01-17 11:32:22 AM  
Does it come with a tossed salad on the side?
 
2021-01-17 11:33:57 AM  
Such disappoint. Very wow. Sads.
 
2021-01-17 11:37:28 AM  
Just remember a few things to prepare for the feast of the ass.
Redd Foxx - Wash Your Ass
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2021-01-17 11:38:48 AM  
It can be if you want it to be.
 
2021-01-17 11:39:32 AM  
Chris Rock - Tossing Salads!
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/NSFW, obv
//when a man is eating ass, he knows it's ass
 
2021-01-17 11:43:50 AM  
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2021-01-17 11:46:19 AM  
Freaking gen Z.
 
2021-01-17 11:46:22 AM  
Well, I don't know how YOU ass feast...
 
2021-01-17 11:47:44 AM  
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a feast fit for a king
 
2021-01-17 11:56:44 AM  
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ASS
 
2021-01-17 11:58:28 AM  
Del tha funkee homosapien - If you must
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2021-01-17 12:05:41 PM  
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2021-01-17 12:06:16 PM  
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Gimmie some of that old time religion...
 
2021-01-17 12:09:12 PM  
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2021-01-17 12:10:45 PM  
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2021-01-17 12:11:45 PM  
But I already bought tickets.

:(
 
2021-01-17 12:18:11 PM  
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2021-01-17 12:18:55 PM  
Subby is probably in AA.

/ Ass-eaters Anonymous
 
2021-01-17 12:20:16 PM  

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From the looks of that gut he should probably cut back a bit on that.
 
2021-01-17 12:27:39 PM  

Nick Nostril: snapperhead: [Fark user image 850x564]

From the looks of that gut he should probably cut back a bit on that.


He eats ass with all the fixin's.
 
2021-01-17 12:29:29 PM  
Sounds like the kind of thing that will be overrun by Millennials.

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2021-01-17 12:42:59 PM  
[HD] "What What (In the Butt)" in HD !!!
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2021-01-17 12:50:41 PM  
Check out the waterfalls while you're there, lots of different paths can take you there.

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2021-01-17 12:53:32 PM  
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2021-01-17 12:58:56 PM  

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South Park Butters= What what in the butt (HD)
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/just to be a completist :-)
 
2021-01-17 1:01:20 PM  
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2021-01-17 1:01:54 PM  
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2021-01-17 1:05:25 PM  

evilsofa: However, it is anti-Semetic, so the Asinine tag would have been appropriate.


Not exactly.  Per the article:

The Feast opened with a priest impersonating a Hebrew prophet, and using their "Messianic utterances" to establish the divinity of Christ, satisfied that he had, "confuted the Jews out of the mouths of their own teachers."

That's basic Christian theology: Jesus is the fulfillment of the Law that Jews so zealously obey, and was revealed to be such through the Jewish Scriptures.  He thus shows that the Jews' continued zealous obedience is missing the point.

That's not antisemitism, that's just a 2,000 year old theological dispute.
 
2021-01-17 1:13:29 PM  
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2021-01-17 1:23:37 PM  

NevynFox: Nick Nostril: snapperhead: [Fark user image 850x564]

From the looks of that gut he should probably cut back a bit on that.

He eats ass with all the fixin's.


Including corn
 
2021-01-17 1:39:21 PM  
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2021-01-17 1:45:55 PM  
*cries*
That's it, I'm out.

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2021-01-17 2:10:37 PM  
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2021-01-17 2:32:42 PM  
We explore some of Wikipedia's oddities in our 5,664,405-week series, Wiki Wormhole.

You erroneously measure time from 1 corner.
 
2021-01-17 2:34:24 PM  
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2021-01-17 2:58:31 PM  
The dinner table is my personal erotica site.


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2021-01-17 3:15:59 PM  
Great, now I have the theme song to Frasier going through my head...

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs...
 
2021-01-17 3:40:26 PM  
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2021-01-17 6:15:53 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: The dinner table is my personal erotica site.


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Butter
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2021-01-17 9:25:04 PM  
Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt
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2021-01-17 10:42:53 PM  
Never go ass-to-mouth.

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