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(Reuters)   You wanna know how QAnon cultists know the world is run by child traffickers in positions of power? Go on, guess   (reuters.com) divider line
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2021-01-17 4:42:43 AM  
Charged with commercial sex? What's the antithesis, government sex? Can't be non-profit sex, that's marriage. Until the divorce, anyway.
 
2021-01-17 5:17:06 AM  
Every accusation is a confession from conservatives.

Every.  Single.  One.

They learned this  media technique from the Nazis. About a third of the population at any time will be susceptible to this lie, some more will just go along with it even if they know the truth because *shrug* whaddaya gonna do?
 
2021-01-17 5:59:13 AM  
Nolan, now a boxing promoter

I love a grifter who plays the classics.
 
2021-01-17 7:51:03 AM  

felching pen: Charged with commercial sex? What's the antithesis, government sex? Can't be non-profit sex, that's marriage. Until the divorce, anyway.


If that's anything like government cheese....
 
2021-01-17 7:54:58 AM  
Nolan, now a boxing promoter, is listed as sitting on a Kentucky school board, according to the board's website.

My former boss, a pedophile, lived close to the local high school.  I guess these guys know how to stick close to their target demographic.

Also, I farking hate it when these articles do not mention the sex or age of the victims.   I want to know just how farked up the perp is.
 
2021-01-17 7:55:26 AM  

Naido: Nolan, now a boxing promoter

I love a grifter who plays the classics.


And he sits on the school board.

Because, it's Kentucky. Of course he does.
 
2021-01-17 7:55:42 AM  
Oh, I thought this was going to be about Lauren Boebert's husband https://mobile.twitter.com/me​idastouch​/status/1348634590383009796
 
2021-01-17 7:56:51 AM  
Those deranged psychopaths would just twist everything around till the trafficker was the victim. So long as they were connected to trump in anyway. When you're that mentally Ill facts don't matter unless it's the fact that someone is repeatedly hitting you in the face, I think they will acknowledge that fact but who knows at this point.
 
2021-01-17 7:59:13 AM  
I get that is Kentucky but WTF?

Retired Judge who sits on the school board when he isn't being a boxing promoter liquoring up a minor and corcing her into prostitution?

Its too freaking early for this.
My brain needs coffee now.
 
2021-01-17 8:00:16 AM  
We never hear anyone talk about the phenomenon of paying off schoolbus drivers to drive busses full of kids to clandestine locations where they're processed and fed into the global child trafficking undergound.
I think the reason we never hear about it is because I made it up just now.
Nevertheless I think we should be looking into it because what if it's true?
 
2021-01-17 8:04:14 AM  

Porous Horace: We never hear anyone talk about the phenomenon of paying off schoolbus drivers to drive busses full of kids to clandestine locations where they're processed and fed into the global child trafficking undergound.
I think the reason we never hear about it is because I made it up just now.
Nevertheless I think we should be looking into it because what if it's true?


You're just asking questions....
 
2021-01-17 8:05:51 AM  

quatchi: I get that is Kentucky but WTF?

Retired Judge who sits on the school board when he isn't being a boxing promoter liquoring up a minor and corcing her into prostitution?

Its too freaking early for this.
My brain needs coffee now.


How do you know it's a her?  The damn article doesn't say.
 
2021-01-17 8:06:51 AM  

Cythraul: Nolan, now a boxing promoter, is listed as sitting on a Kentucky school board, according to the board's website.

My former boss, a pedophile, lived close to the local high school.  I guess these guys know how to stick close to their target demographic.

Also, I farking hate it when these articles do not mention the sex or age of the victims.   I want to know just how farked up the perp is.


Age and gender can potentially help disclose the victim's identity. Alone it doesn't mean much but if people go digging it narrows down the field considerably.

Personally, I don't care to know; it's farking monstrous no matter the details. If he is found to be guilty they need to put his ass in jail until he dies. Preferably genpop.
 
2021-01-17 8:07:48 AM  

Porous Horace: We never hear anyone talk about the phenomenon of paying off schoolbus drivers to drive busses full of kids to clandestine locations where they're processed and fed into the global child trafficking undergound.
I think the reason we never hear about it is because I made it up just now.
Nevertheless I think we should be looking into it because what if it's true?


If you mention this on a Qanon forum, I guaran-damn-tee you it'll be a part of their 'official platform' within a week.
 
2021-01-17 8:09:12 AM  
Poor Trump never stood a chance, the demonrats had infiltrated his campaign right at the start.
/s
 
2021-01-17 8:09:14 AM  
Wait, Fark is now greening stories from more than 3 1/2 years ago?

May 2, 2017 11:51 AM Updated 4 years ago
 
2021-01-17 8:09:18 AM  

Porous Horace: We never hear anyone talk about the phenomenon of paying off schoolbus drivers to drive busses full of kids to clandestine locations where they're processed and fed into the global child trafficking undergound.
I think the reason we never hear about it is because I made it up just now.
Nevertheless I think we should be looking into it because what if it's true?


I agree. I heard that school buses painted Honey or Butterscotch yellow are the ones they use for their child trafficking. The shorter ones are the express buses, which go directly to the basements where the children are kept, without picking up a lot of other kids, so it cuts down on the witnesses.
I heard.
 
2021-01-17 8:09:28 AM  
Because they were brought up among child traffickers and that's the only world they know and can imagine?

*Clicks article*

Close enough!
 
2021-01-17 8:10:21 AM  
2017 article?
 
2021-01-17 8:10:56 AM  

Badmoodman: Wait, Fark is now greening stories from more than 3 1/2 years ago?

May 2, 2017 11:51 AM Updated 4 years ago


You damn Fark purists always gotta come along and ruin it for the Liters.  I wonder how long before it goes red.
 
2021-01-17 8:15:25 AM  
No shiat, Dick Tracy. Why the fark do you think the founder of Q is hiding out in the Philippines?
 
2021-01-17 8:16:43 AM  
Timothy Nolan, a retired district court judge, was arrested last month and...charged with inducing a minor to engage in sexual activity and giving alcohol to a minor
...The 70-year-old


*shudder*

That must have been a hell of a lot of booze.

70 year old balls, dude.
 
2021-01-17 8:17:31 AM  

Cythraul: Badmoodman: Wait, Fark is now greening stories from more than 3 1/2 years ago?

May 2, 2017 11:51 AM Updated 4 years ago

You damn Fark purists always gotta come along and ruin it for the Liters.  I wonder how long before it goes red.


This is the new reality now that Trump's twatter is suspended.
 
2021-01-17 8:17:52 AM  

Cythraul: Nolan, now a boxing promoter, is listed as sitting on a Kentucky school board, according to the board's website.

My former boss, a pedophile, lived close to the local high school.  I guess these guys know how to stick close to their target demographic.

Also, I farking hate it when these articles do not mention the sex or age of the victims.   I want to know just how farked up the perp is.


Seriously?

Around 2016, Judge McRapeyface was like 65. He forced a minor into prostitution aka "commercial sex". A minor. Into prostitution. In all likelihood through the abuse of his position as a judge. That's just about as farked up as it gets.

Leaving out the sex and specific age of his victim or victims - the first time he got caught is not the first time he did it, hey - isn't done to protect the judge. It is done to protect his victim(s). From the judge's friends, from enraged GOPnik lunatics and yes, indeed, from overly curious lookyloos.

If you really gotta know? Just use your imagination.
 
2021-01-17 8:17:58 AM  

Cythraul: Nolan, now a boxing promoter, is listed as sitting on a Kentucky school board, according to the board's website.

My former boss, a pedophile, lived close to the local high school.  I guess these guys know how to stick close to their target demographic.

Also, I farking hate it when these articles do not mention the sex or age of the victims.   I want to know just how farked up the perp is.


The idea is to protect the victims. When media tell us about them the people around them can connect the dots on who they are.

(Knew two juvenile sexual abuse victims whose fathers' criminal cases were in the local paper, only confirming the rumors many of us had previously discounted. Except what had actually happened, per the charges and paper's representations, was worse than as portrayed in the rumors.)
 
2021-01-17 8:18:47 AM  

Shaggy_C: Timothy Nolan, a retired district court judge, was arrested last month and...charged with inducing a minor to engage in sexual activity and giving alcohol to a minor
...The 70-year-old

*shudder*

That must have been a hell of a lot of booze.

70 year old balls, dude.


Oh it's not that bad - the way they hang down to their knees.  It's kinda fun.  Like a fleshy version of tetherball.
 
2021-01-17 8:20:39 AM  

HypnozombieX: Those deranged psychopaths would just twist everything around till the trafficker was the victim. So long as they were connected to trump in anyway. When you're that mentally Ill facts don't matter unless it's the fact that someone is repeatedly hitting you in the face, I think they will acknowledge that fact but who knows at this point.


He was obviously set up by the Deep State in an effort to tarnish Our Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump's good name. Don't worry. The President (may he live forever) will come to this man's rescue, even if he has to go there himself and kill every liberal that is guarding him while trying to convert him to the gaytifa agenda.
 
2021-01-17 8:21:36 AM  
Because, of course....
 
2021-01-17 8:22:57 AM  

jimjays: Cythraul: Nolan, now a boxing promoter, is listed as sitting on a Kentucky school board, according to the board's website.

My former boss, a pedophile, lived close to the local high school.  I guess these guys know how to stick close to their target demographic.

Also, I farking hate it when these articles do not mention the sex or age of the victims.   I want to know just how farked up the perp is.

The idea is to protect the victims. When media tell us about them the people around them can connect the dots on who they are.

(Knew two juvenile sexual abuse victims whose fathers' criminal cases were in the local paper, only confirming the rumors many of us had previously discounted. Except what had actually happened, per the charges and paper's representations, was worse than as portrayed in the rumors.)


I didn't realize releasing age and sex of the victim would be enough for people to track them down.

When my former boss was exposed on the front page of the local paper, the article went into so much detail of the crime (including age and sex of victim), I was surprised it didn't mention specific sex acts.
 
2021-01-17 8:24:48 AM  
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2021-01-17 8:25:37 AM  

quatchi: I get that is Kentucky but WTF?

Retired Judge who sits on the school board when he isn't being a boxing promoter liquoring up a minor and corcing her into prostitution?

Its too freaking early for this.
My brain needs coffee now.


This is why you don't let Republicans fill out MadLibs.
 
2021-01-17 8:36:45 AM  

Bf+: quatchi: I get that is Kentucky but WTF?

Retired Judge who sits on the school board when he isn't being a boxing promoter liquoring up a minor and corcing her into prostitution?

Its too freaking early for this.
My brain needs coffee now.

This is why you don't let Republicans fill out MadLibs.


^_^

You.

You I like.
 
2021-01-17 8:39:36 AM  
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2021-01-17 8:40:38 AM  
Well that, and he dealt with Epstein too.
 
2021-01-17 8:51:29 AM  
What would they call a 12 step program that stops people being addicted to crazy rw conspiracy theory nonsense like this?

QAnon  Anon?
 
2021-01-17 8:55:28 AM  

Porous Horace: We never hear anyone talk about the phenomenon of paying off schoolbus drivers to drive busses full of kids to clandestine locations where they're processed and fed into the global child trafficking undergound.
I think the reason we never hear about it is because I made it up just now.
Nevertheless I think we should be looking into it because what if it's true?


Found Glenn Beck's alt.

/Rape
//Murder
///1990
 
2021-01-17 8:56:59 AM  
Accuse your "enemy" of that which you are yourself guilty of. Old authoritarian tactic.
 
2021-01-17 9:01:01 AM  

quatchi: I get that is Kentucky but WTF?

Retired Judge who sits on the school board when he isn't being a boxing promoter liquoring up a minor and corcing her into prostitution?

Its too freaking early for this.
My brain needs coffee now.


I was having coffee, but this shiat sure makes me want to drink a beer.
The world is so farked up. My brain can't process all the feelings I've been having through this whole disgusting shiatshow these past 4+ years. I go from sadness all the way to enraged. A lot.
/Been drinking WAY too much lately.
// Trying to cut down has been extremely difficult.
/// Third slashie wants a drink, but I'm telling it no, and yet... Arrggghhh!
 
2021-01-17 9:01:47 AM  
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2021-01-17 9:02:25 AM  

brokenbiscuits: Cythraul: Nolan, now a boxing promoter, is listed as sitting on a Kentucky school board, according to the board's website.

My former boss, a pedophile, lived close to the local high school.  I guess these guys know how to stick close to their target demographic.

Also, I farking hate it when these articles do not mention the sex or age of the victims.   I want to know just how farked up the perp is.

Age and gender can potentially help disclose the victim's identity. Alone it doesn't mean much but if people go digging it narrows down the field considerably.

Personally, I don't care to know; it's farking monstrous no matter the details. If he is found to be guilty they need to put his ass in jail until he dies. Preferably genpop.


This.
 
2021-01-17 9:02:30 AM  

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Oh, it's little boys.  Got to be.
 
2021-01-17 9:05:28 AM  
I continue to wonder how many kids, separated from their families, are now child labor, slaves, prostitutes or simply dead?
 
2021-01-17 9:08:50 AM  

marklar: Porous Horace: We never hear anyone talk about the phenomenon of paying off schoolbus drivers to drive busses full of kids to clandestine locations where they're processed and fed into the global child trafficking undergound.
I think the reason we never hear about it is because I made it up just now.
Nevertheless I think we should be looking into it because what if it's true?

I agree. I heard that school buses painted Honey or Butterscotch yellow are the ones they use for their child trafficking. The shorter ones are the express buses, which go directly to the basements where the children are kept, without picking up a lot of other kids, so it cuts down on the witnesses.
I heard.


The "extra special" buses are easy to identify ... if you can decode the blinkenlights.
 
2021-01-17 9:14:44 AM  

quatchi: I get that is Kentucky but WTF?

Retired Judge who sits on the school board when he isn't being a boxing promoter liquoring up a minor and corcing her into prostitution?

Its too freaking early for this.
My brain needs coffee now.


Man in his Golden Years needs hobbies, and let's face it, that pension doesn't stretch as far as it used to.

/We may need a 'honey and fire ants' option for sh*t like this.
 
2021-01-17 9:15:07 AM  
Just an FYI.  In 2018 he plead guilty to 9 felony counts and 2 misdemeanors.   This was part of a plea agreement where he was allowed to make some of the counts Alford pleas.  He was sentenced to twenty years.
 
2021-01-17 9:19:45 AM  
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I thought everyone knew. Aren't there any ex-Catholic Q-anons?
 
2021-01-17 9:23:33 AM  

marklar: Porous Horace: We never hear anyone talk about the phenomenon of paying off schoolbus drivers to drive busses full of kids to clandestine locations where they're processed and fed into the global child trafficking undergound.
I think the reason we never hear about it is because I made it up just now.
Nevertheless I think we should be looking into it because what if it's true?

I agree. I heard that school buses painted Honey or Butterscotch yellow are the ones they use for their child trafficking. The shorter ones are the express buses, which go directly to the basements where the children are kept, without picking up a lot of other kids, so it cuts down on the witnesses.
I heard.


And while this may be easy to dismiss as nothing more than a crazy conspiracy theory, it all becomes very real and frightening when you realize that no one wants to investigate these allegations! If they were made it up disproving them would be a trivial task, but they won't investigate because they know that will lead to proof of their own involvement!  Horrific, something must be done. #StartAHashTag
 
2021-01-17 9:24:52 AM  
Nolan forced economically disadvantaged children into prostitution using the power of his court for at least 3 decades.  He was charged for crimes against a single child.  No effort was made to find and assist his other victims.  That none have come forward should chill all reading this to the bone because it indicates they are either too afraid, incarcerated, or incapacitated... perhaps even dead.
 
2021-01-17 9:28:51 AM  
Under Michelle Obama's "food for kids" plan, trucks that deliver food to schools do not leave with empty loads. "Food for kids", indeed.
 
2021-01-17 9:30:13 AM  

yohohogreengiant: Every accusation is a confession from conservatives.

Every.  Single.  One.

They learned this  media technique from the Nazis. About a third of the population at any time will be susceptible to this lie, some more will just go along with it even if they know the truth because *shrug* whaddaya gonna do?


The Nazis learned it earlier from studying Republicans.  It's sort of a long term skill.
 
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