Hello again, FARK! Tin Soldier is my web serial and it's free to read, although your support is welcome. I'm licensing under Creative Commons now, so you can also help by creating content, participating in the community, and advertising too. 50% of profits (or $50, whichever is higher) go to charity each month. This month it's the Red Cross. The Support page has my finances and more details.
-TF for TS! There are three ways you can get a month of TF out of me and you can do all of 'em for 3 months total. In all cases, you need to tell me you want some TF and link me back here to your profile. TF is an affliction and I'm not going to hand it to you if you don't want it. I can't hand it to you if you don't link me to your profile.
--Comment - read this week's installment and then hit up the forum and talk to us about it. (Forum is still in beta, so this may be hard or impossible until I work out the kinks. Your activity will help me figure out what's broken! Help!)
--Create - make some new Tin Soldier content. See the New Creators page.
--Advertise - use your web space to tell people what we're about and link them, then link me so I can see it. See the Support page above for graphics you can use.
-You can read from the very beginning, see Our Story So Far to catch up to the latest plot arc, or hit up the New Readers page for other ways to start reading.
-Ask me anything! In-character answers available upon request.
-The site is probably not FARKed. Check your security settings and extensions first, and maybe try again tomorrow. It may be loading too slowly for your connection, that's my best guess. I am right by an internet node with the fastest possible speed and I can't test this theory.
-Support FARK too!
-I already know my blog sucks! You don't have to take the time to type it out. But thank you for caring.

This week: Just how did Hyacinth end up with a toy car, a hideous painting and ONE tangerine while everyone was at the beach? Well, it all started when this guy put the lime in the coconut and drank them both together...



Give Tin Soldier a click and you'll see the General say: "I appreciate the value of stabbing these offenders, but you are ruining our kitchen surfaces."