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(Roll Call)   Pentagon aims to spread artificial intelligence across military services. Dr. Charles Forbin unavailable for comment   (rollcall.com) divider line
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2021-01-17 5:11:53 AM  
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2021-01-17 6:29:10 PM  
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Petey4335: lolmao500: eriphila: Lambskincoat: Colossus: This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied death. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die.

Does anyone else see that as a happy ending, as I do?

A world controlled by AI without any politician would be way better.

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2021-01-17 12:32:45 PM  
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eriphila: Lambskincoat: Colossus: This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied death. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die.

Does anyone else see that as a happy ending, as I do?


A world controlled by AI without any politician would be way better.
 
2021-01-17 10:53:12 AM  
4 votes:

maumau the flakcatcher: Nice callback.


Thanks.

I also considered:

"Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet."

"Fred Saberhagen unavailable for comment"

"Green energy proponents say generator connected to Fred Saberhagen's grave could power all of New Mexico"

"They clearly don't watch enough movies at the Pentagon"

"When asked for comment DARPA's Dr. Charles Forbin replied, "Eh, what's the worst that can happen?"
 
2021-01-17 5:43:08 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: eriphila: Lambskincoat: Colossus: This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied death. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die.

Does anyone else see that as a happy ending, as I do?

A world controlled by AI without any politician would be way better.


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2021-01-17 8:19:14 AM  
1 vote:

labman: maumau the flakcatcher: Nice callback.

No kidding.  All the youngins are going to be like "Who?"


Yeah, "Dr. Forbin"?  Don't you mean Dr. Falken?
 
2021-01-17 7:48:26 AM  
1 vote:
Be good for the marines/navy/etc to finally get any intelligence at all!
-the other four branches
 
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