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(CBS Sports)   Can the Browns keep the momentum going and upset the mighty Chiefs? Or will Patrick Machines outduel Baker Mayfield and beat Cleveland? Live from Kansas City it is the AFC Divisional Playoff at 3:05 PM ET on CBS   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2021-01-17 3:50:44 PM  
Chubb drop x2!

Punt time.
 
2021-01-17 3:50:53 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Chubb can't store in his balls.


Ctrl C Ctrl V
 
2021-01-17 3:50:58 PM  
MOAR DROPSY
 
2021-01-17 3:51:08 PM  
I think that dude dropped sumpin.
 
2021-01-17 3:51:14 PM  

Bunny Deville: Can't drop that, Chubb.


Or that.
 
2021-01-17 3:51:27 PM  

HedlessChickn: null: Bunny Deville: Null, are you okay man?

I'm repairing a monitor at the moment

If I were you I couldn't watch either.


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Why null is fixint the monitor.
 
2021-01-17 3:51:28 PM  
Mayfield with the reception
 
2021-01-17 3:51:41 PM  
Browns receivers' hands have turned to stone.
 
2021-01-17 3:51:41 PM  
My mistake. Now they're punting after a TFL.
 
2021-01-17 3:51:44 PM  
The browns are browning.
 
2021-01-17 3:51:46 PM  
That one went a bit clownshoes
 
2021-01-17 3:51:54 PM  
I'm starting to feel bad for the Browns.
 
2021-01-17 3:51:56 PM  
Chubb going flacid
 
2021-01-17 3:51:56 PM  
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2021-01-17 3:51:58 PM  

Bunny Deville: Can't drop that, Chubb.


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2021-01-17 3:52:00 PM  
Woooooooo! Womp womp
 
2021-01-17 3:52:17 PM  

OkieDookie: phimuskapsi: Bunny Deville: OkieDookie: Adolf Oliver Nipples: OkieDookie: Chiefs going with the seive defense.

Why do you think they have to score 30 points a game?

Some obscure pact with a nameless Elder God?

Yog Sothorh has a perfectly fine name.

Interestingly, we have a summoner of Elder God's in this thread already:

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KC playbook.


Null:

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2021-01-17 3:52:26 PM  

OkieDookie: HedlessChickn: null: Bunny Deville: Null, are you okay man?

I'm repairing a monitor at the moment

If I were you I couldn't watch either.

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Why null is fixint the monitor.


Null fixing the monitor.
 
2021-01-17 3:52:27 PM  
Raaaaciiist
Chaaaaannnntt

Raaaaaaciiiis
Chaaaaaant
 
2021-01-17 3:52:49 PM  
I'm still conditioned to believe the Chiefs are going to f*ck this up somehow.

Looking pretty damn good so far, though.
 
2021-01-17 3:53:19 PM  
What a beautiful day.
 
2021-01-17 3:53:26 PM  
If the Chefs get a TD here that would make a holding call playoff dagger
 
2021-01-17 3:53:33 PM  
But will Eliquis cure my pad thai?
 
2021-01-17 3:54:09 PM  

UNC_Samurai: But will Eliquis cure my pad thai?


It'll rot your taint.
 
2021-01-17 3:54:26 PM  
Stefanski can drop his balls in my mouf. ☠
 
2021-01-17 3:54:34 PM  

UNC_Samurai: But will Eliquis cure my pad thai?


If your menstruation is flavored like Thai food... you should see a doctor.
 
2021-01-17 3:54:35 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I'm still conditioned to believe the Chiefs are going to f*ck this up somehow.

Looking pretty damn good so far, though.


Naw, I haven't even had a stressful moment even when we lost to the Pats in the AFC Championship two years ago.

I am so confident we have 3 or 4 SB wins in the next 10 years.

And I know exactly the conditioning you are talking about, it just washed away.
 
2021-01-17 3:55:07 PM  
This game is gonna be a joke in about 5 minutes. 

/not surprised
 
2021-01-17 3:55:16 PM  

puffy999: phimuskapsi: puffy999: Mahomes's toe hurt?

Hopefully not turf toe, that shiat huuuurts

Yes. I got that, and by the time it had healed I'd given myself plantar fasciitis due to the awkward way I was walking.


Yeah, I've had it happen a number of times. My big toe is the largest, and sometimes when I cut hard, or spin on my toes, I'll feel my left big toe slide in and out of joint. Brings me to my knees every time, with no control. 

Never really fully goes away either, once it happens you are pretty much at risk of it again.
 
2021-01-17 3:55:24 PM  

puffy999: Raaaaciiist
Chaaaaannnntt

Raaaaaaciiiis
Chaaaaaant


What were they saying?
 
2021-01-17 3:55:47 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna be a joke in about 5 minutes. 

/not surprised


Formality, not joke.
 
2021-01-17 3:55:54 PM  
What is that pathetic line across the filed at about the 18 yard line?
 
2021-01-17 3:56:29 PM  

puffy999: UNC_Samurai: But will Eliquis cure my pad thai?

If your menstruation is flavored like Thai food... you should see a doctor.


And if you're keeping track of the flavor of your menstrual flow...ewwww.
 
2021-01-17 3:56:44 PM  
It just looks so easy
 
2021-01-17 3:56:49 PM  

Tomahawk513: puffy999: Raaaaciiist
Chaaaaannnntt

Raaaaaaciiiis
Chaaaaaant

What were they saying?


They wanted to Slap Chop you.
 
2021-01-17 3:57:03 PM  

edmo: What is that pathetic line across the filed at about the 18 yard line?


Null's remaining sanity?
 
2021-01-17 3:57:03 PM  

edmo: What is that pathetic line across the filed at about the 18 yard line?


There's hot water pipes under the field. Maybe some work had to be done?
 
2021-01-17 3:57:17 PM  

edmo: What is that pathetic line across the filed at about the 18 yard line?


Was just thinking that. It's bothering me
 
2021-01-17 3:57:28 PM  

Tomahawk513: puffy999: Raaaaciiist
Chaaaaannnntt

Raaaaaaciiiis
Chaaaaaant

What were they saying?


They were saying BOO-URNS
 
2021-01-17 3:57:32 PM  
Browns secondary is getting torn apart, and it just appears to be bad technique.

Pat is definitely hurt.
 
2021-01-17 3:57:43 PM  

edmo: What is that pathetic line across the filed at about the 18 yard line?


Make a pass at anyone on the wrong side of that line and you get penalized?
 
2021-01-17 3:57:53 PM  

Tomahawk513: puffy999: Raaaaciiist
Chaaaaannnntt

Raaaaaaciiiis
Chaaaaaant

What were they saying?


Username... nevermind.
 
2021-01-17 3:58:22 PM  
1st and 10... Looks like this will be a theme.
 
2021-01-17 3:58:48 PM  
That flag looks holding-ish
 
2021-01-17 3:58:52 PM  
If the browns are getting manhandled so badly, what does it say about the Steelers?
 
2021-01-17 3:59:25 PM  
Uh oh holding penalty just means big chunk play
 
2021-01-17 3:59:28 PM  
Was the sod line all the way across the 18, or just a section where a Big 12 logo would have gone?
 
2021-01-17 3:59:32 PM  
Thanksgiving Sunday?
 
2021-01-17 3:59:37 PM  
So I am steadfastly against resting guys before a playoff bye week... because usually teams come out rusty as fark.

I guess playing against the Browns is an exception.
 
2021-01-17 3:59:43 PM  

Iamos: null: Bunny Deville: Null, are you okay man?

I'm repairing a monitor at the moment

Are there still deadly capacitors lurking in those things? Are you sure you don't want to wait for a time of better focus?


No, it's an LCD and I already soldered stuff into the power board.
 
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