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(The Daily Beast)   Madison Cawthorn thinks the MAGA riot could've been diffused if he'd wheeled himself up Capitol steps. Also seems to think rioters were orcs from Lord of the Rings   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Minas Tirith, Newbie GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn, The Lord of the Rings, day's deadly riots, Sauron, New York Magazine, right-wing darling, QAnon-curious Rep. Lauren Boebert  
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2021-01-16 10:21:28 PM  
Those triggered goons would have beat him with his chair.
 
2021-01-16 11:14:53 PM  
The valor stealing rapist Nazi said what now?
 
2021-01-16 11:54:22 PM  
He could have stopped them with all of his Naval Academy training.
 
2021-01-17 1:11:41 AM  
This kid is going to be very, very dangerous in the future.

Keep your eyes on him.
 
2021-01-17 2:13:51 AM  
The orcs were fighting for the evil guy who needed killing again.
 
2021-01-17 2:28:32 AM  
Riiiiiight.
 
2021-01-17 2:29:37 AM  
He's a sexual predator lying racist nazi scumbag. These are facts, not an opinion.

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I could put tons of more stuff about his obsession with Hitler and hanging out with anti-Semitic QAnon people.
 
2021-01-17 2:30:08 AM  

HedlessChickn: This kid is going to be very, very dangerous in the future.

Keep your eyes on him.


Right? He's scary.
 
2021-01-17 3:08:27 AM  
This kid was 8 years old when Return of the King released in theaters
 
2021-01-17 3:11:00 AM  
This is what happens when you let 12 year olds run for Congress.
 
2021-01-17 3:12:15 AM  
Listening to him speak sounded like nails scraping my brain.  My smooth, slate-like brain.
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2021-01-17 3:12:54 AM  
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/preparing to get into a shuttle to hell as we speak
 
2021-01-17 3:12:59 AM  

Walker: He's a sexual predator lying racist nazi scumbag. These are facts, not an opinion.

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I could put tons of more stuff about his obsession with Hitler and hanging out with anti-Semitic QAnon people.


Madison Cawthorn. Why does that sound like the name of a leader in the New Confederate Army or something?
 
2021-01-17 3:13:08 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: He could have stopped them with all of his Naval Academy training.



He just so happens to be carrying enough rohypnol to get 200 people pretty sleepy. All that was missing was a really big bowl of punch.
 
2021-01-17 3:13:25 AM  
"Igenuinely believe, had we realized what was going on and sent myself, or maybe Lauren Boebert, some of these people who are just very recognizable to, kind of, the MAGA crowd; in the wheelchair, I probably would've been better, because it's very easily recognizable. Imight've just gone to the front steps," he was quoted saying. "Ithink we could've stopped them."

They beat a cop to death, but they're going to listen to you?  Mister, if they listen to you--if they look up to you as a leader--that is an indication that you should be in jail with them.

If the Nazis obey you, that doesn't mean that you are good, or strong, or brave or even just a leader--it meansthat you're probably a Nazi.
 
2021-01-17 3:14:19 AM  

Walker: He's a sexual predator lying racist nazi scumbag. These are facts, not an opinion.

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I could put tons of more stuff about his obsession with Hitler and hanging out with anti-Semitic QAnon people.


It really bugs us lovers of actual history that SPQR and other Roman iconography have been co-opted by modern fascists.

They farking ruin everything.
 
2021-01-17 3:16:06 AM  

vrax: Walker: He's a sexual predator lying racist nazi scumbag. These are facts, not an opinion.

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I could put tons of more stuff about his obsession with Hitler and hanging out with anti-Semitic QAnon people.

Madison Cawthorn. Why does that sound like the name of a leader in the New Confederate Army or something?


Sounds like he chose his name off a street sign in New York, like a certain mermaid did..
 
2021-01-17 3:16:06 AM  
Diffused

*twitch*
 
2021-01-17 3:17:49 AM  
As if that weren't funny enough, the article beneath:
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2021-01-17 3:19:23 AM  

aleister_greynight: As if that weren't funny enough, the article beneath:
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With none of his own money, of course.

I'm sure we can build a new holocaust museum for cheaper than that.  The COVID Memorial.
 
2021-01-17 3:20:20 AM  
wow. as some of you may remember from yesterday's "madison thread", he truly is an execrable twerp.

hate this dude. hope he gets expelled from congress.
 
2021-01-17 3:21:28 AM  
We have a Reality Party and a Hallucinatory Party.
 
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2021-01-17 3:24:36 AM  

luna1580: wow. as some of you may remember from yesterday's "madison thread", he truly is an execrable twerp.

hate this dude. hope he gets expelled from congress.


He's like a spitting image of what a date rapist looks like
 
2021-01-17 3:25:25 AM  
No no no. You've got it all wrong. Both he and she knew the safe word and could have stopped all this because they were in on it.
 
2021-01-17 3:25:32 AM  
"Ithink we could've stopped them."

Fine. You didn't and couldn't. Just stop it. You are making all of the Rs look more stupid.

Let's say you could have stopped it. Why didn't you?
 
2021-01-17 3:25:38 AM  

Alphax: aleister_greynight: As if that weren't funny enough, the article beneath:
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With none of his own money, of course.

I'm sure we can build a new holocaust museum for cheaper than that.  The COVID Memorial.


He expects it to be paid for by "small dollar donars," so of course it's another grift.
 
2021-01-17 3:27:58 AM  
The right-wing darling, who emphasized that he had responded to the day's events "with an abundance of calm"

No. No, you didn't You were shaking in your shoes.

This guy is nuts.
 
2021-01-17 3:33:12 AM  
What a nut. How the hell did this Hitler Youth lookin motherfarker even win a primary? Are we that far gone?
 
2021-01-17 3:34:32 AM  

Meatsim1: This kid was 8 years old when Return of the King released in theaters


Wait, what? He's 25 years old?!

Jesus, what am I doing with my life?

Actually, I'm not a rapey paraplegic fascist, so you know what...? I'm fine with sitting around all day, drinking Dr. Pepper and playing Morrowind.
 
2021-01-17 3:37:07 AM  

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/preparing to get into a shuttle to hell as we speak


As the Official Representative of All Cripples Everywhere, I deem this hilarious and all should laugh.

/Don't worry about the shuttle; sit on my lap and I'll wheel us both down
 
2021-01-17 3:37:28 AM  
ahh, i see some of you may have missed his thread yesterday!

no idea how to link to top of comments, but he's a REAL charmer!

https://www.fark.com/comments/1110278​7​/Guess-who-didnt-actually-attend-US-Na​val-Academy-much-less-graduate-Hint-Na​me-sounds-like-a-child-beauty-pageant-​contestant#new
 
2021-01-17 3:37:45 AM  
Trying to steal valor of what he dreamed he could have done
 
2021-01-17 3:47:13 AM  

MattytheMouse: Meatsim1: This kid was 8 years old when Return of the King released in theaters

Wait, what? He's 25 years old?!

Jesus, what am I doing with my life?

Actually, I'm not a rapey paraplegic fascist, so you know what...? I'm fine with sitting around all day, drinking Dr. Pepper and playing Morrowind.


At 25 I ran for the county School Board (and came in third place*) but apparently all I needed to do was hop in a wheel chair and start spewing lies.  Really missed the boat.

*out of three
 
2021-01-17 3:53:47 AM  

Walker: He's a sexual predator lying racist nazi scumbag. These are facts, not an opinion.

[Fark user image image 850x1497]

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I could put tons of more stuff about his obsession with Hitler and hanging out with anti-Semitic QAnon people.


For those that don't know "SPQR" was the latin acronym for the Roman Senate (Senate PopulseQue Romana?) way back in the day. I assume this shiatbag just played "Rome Total War" and was like "That sounds neat, ima use that".
 
2021-01-17 4:04:02 AM  

vrax: Walker: He's a sexual predator lying racist nazi scumbag. These are facts, not an opinion.

[Fark user image 850x1497]

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I could put tons of more stuff about his obsession with Hitler and hanging out with anti-Semitic QAnon people.

Madison Cawthorn. Why does that sound like the name of a leader in the New Confederate Army or something?


sounds like Buzz Windrip
 
2021-01-17 4:04:32 AM  

shinji3i: For those that don't know "SPQR" was the latin acronym for the Roman Senate (Senate PopulseQue Romana?)


Senatus PopulesQue Romanus

Literally "The Senate and the People of Rome", essentially the name for what they actually called their state. Many modern nations use the same acronymic naming convention, like DPRK for North Korea or USA for America, or USSR (CCCP in cyrillic) for Soviet Russia.
 
2021-01-17 4:04:50 AM  
I blame Sarah Palin for introducing salad speak to the common political venacular.

"Igenuinely believe, had we realized what was going on and sent myself, or maybe Lauren Boebert, some of these people who are just very recognizable to, kind of, the MAGA crowd; in the wheelchair, I probably would've been better, because it's very easily recognizable. Imight've just gone to the front steps,"

Also as someone who has to use a wheelchair... f*ck this guy. He is being used as a prop and he ISN'T EVEN A VETERAN. He did NOT lose his limbs in battle despite the optics and quite frankly the more I hear about him the more I want to punch him out.

CRIPPLE FIGHT!
 
2021-01-17 4:09:28 AM  
The basic argument that the insurrection wouldn't have happened if Republican Elected Officials, instead of making it worse with their lies had worked to calm hysteria and talk people back down to sanity... but they didn't do that so it happened, is not a very good one for them.
 
2021-01-17 4:10:42 AM  
Just when you think the GOP couldn't sink lower with the likes of Nunes, Gaetz, Jordan, and the one who looks like sloth from The Goonies, here comes the new MAGA die hard class with Hawthorne, Greene, and Boebart.

It's going to be a long few years.
 
2021-01-17 4:15:10 AM  
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2021-01-17 4:28:23 AM  
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Or in this case, "roll".
 
2021-01-17 4:29:09 AM  
Can we take those guys arms now too? farking traitor.
 
2021-01-17 4:31:16 AM  

wesmon: Can we take those guys arms now too? farking traitor.


Madison needs to lose all of his limbs and his abilty to speak in a just society
 
2021-01-17 4:33:37 AM  
Cawthorn prefers to wax rhapsodic about how he might have stopped the riot in some alternate timeline in order to pivot from the reality that he was a prime instigator of the seditious mob.

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-01-17 4:43:17 AM  
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
 
2021-01-17 4:51:42 AM  
The guy seems to be living in a world with a number of fantasy constructs propping up his self image.  Hell, they should have rolled him out.  If he survived he might have a better insight into mob psychology vs. his apparent beliefs that they would have listened.  Even Trump couldn't have stopped them once the capitol was swarmed.  If we're gonna bring movies into it, think MIB.  A person is smart, a mob is the dumbest, most dangerous force in society.
 
2021-01-17 5:09:19 AM  

MattytheMouse: Meatsim1: This kid was 8 years old when Return of the King released in theaters

Wait, what? He's 25 years old?!

Jesus, what am I doing with my life?

Actually, I'm not a rapey paraplegic fascist, so you know what...? I'm fine with sitting around all day, drinking Dr. Pepper and playing Morrowind.


Morrowind?  You got a rig running on XP?
 
2021-01-17 5:10:14 AM  

Ishkur: shinji3i: For those that don't know "SPQR" was the latin acronym for the Roman Senate (Senate PopulseQue Romana?)

Senatus PopulesQue Romanus

Literally "The Senate and the People of Rome", essentially the name for what they actually called their state. Many modern nations use the same acronymic naming convention, like DPRK for North Korea or USA for America, or USSR (CCCP in cyrillic) for Soviet Russia.


Sono Porci, Questi Republicani.
 
2021-01-17 5:23:09 AM  
Until today this prick had never entered my radar.  Now I am know him to be a insurance fraud, stolen valor, bullshiat artists, Republican (though I repeat myself.)  He looks like something out of a "would you like to know more" pop up on Starship Troopers.  He turns out to have nothing, absolutely nothing of substance in his background.  He is just a dirty republican pick, from some dumb fark corner of the United States, where facts and qualifications do not matter, ie. a place that is a serious GOP voting block (probably via gerymandering and election interference.)
 
2021-01-17 5:29:03 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Ishkur: shinji3i: For those that don't know "SPQR" was the latin acronym for the Roman Senate (Senate PopulseQue Romana?)

Senatus PopulesQue Romanus

Literally "The Senate and the People of Rome", essentially the name for what they actually called their state. Many modern nations use the same acronymic naming convention, like DPRK for North Korea or USA for America, or USSR (CCCP in cyrillic) for Soviet Russia.

Sono Porci, Questi Republicani.


"People called Romanes they go the house"?
 
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