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2021-01-16 6:55:59 PM  
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2021-01-16 6:57:14 PM  
DeSatan is evil.  Pure, unadulterated evil.
 
2021-01-16 7:02:57 PM  
i'm really worried about her. her COVID dashboard was great. she's great. DeSuckass wishes she was dead......
 
2021-01-16 7:07:07 PM  
Wait, evidence from the search that was unrelated to the warrant that was later turned out to be based on a lie and she's the one that gets in trouble?  JFC.
 
2021-01-16 7:09:23 PM  

enry: Wait, evidence from the search that was unrelated to the warrant that was later turned out to be based on a lie and she's the one that gets in trouble?  JFC.


And she is probably right in that they are going to try to make her stay away from computers and electronic devices as part of her bail conditions.  They want her silenced.
 
2021-01-16 7:10:25 PM  

enry: Wait, evidence from the search that was unrelated to the warrant that was later turned out to be based on a lie and she's the one that gets in trouble?  JFC.


The story the warrant was based on was found to be true, so they were told to give back her electronic equipment since they weren't using it to investigate a crime. So they invented another crime.
 
2021-01-16 7:11:05 PM  
Desantis needs to go to prison, just for all the people he killed mishandling the COVID crisis in FL.
 
2021-01-16 7:11:45 PM  

Tracianne: And she is probably right in that they are going to try to make her stay away from computers and electronic devices as part of her bail conditions. They want her silenced.


A person interviewing her, or a person sitting next to her, doesn't have to stay away from electronic devices though.
 
2021-01-16 7:20:52 PM  
I do worry for her safety. DeSantis is an egomaniac who just can't stand having his bullshiat exposed.  He needs to burn in prison.
 
2021-01-16 7:28:49 PM  
I just don't understand how this isn't considered fruit of the poisonous tree.
 
2021-01-16 7:31:46 PM  

Tracianne: fruit of the poisonous tree.


Good faith exception is what the state will argue, no doubt.
 
2021-01-16 7:56:14 PM  
I'm sure the police can provide the court with a reasonable explanation why barging in with guns drawn was an appropriate way to serve a warrant for unauthorized computer system access.

Or why all of the body cams and dash cams mysteriously malfunctioned, except for the one they released to the general public of a cop who didn't enter the building in an effort to "prove" that none of the officers entered.
 
2021-01-16 8:30:32 PM  
Let's crowdfund one of Dominion's lawyers for her.
 
2021-01-16 9:59:37 PM  
Lawsuit for malicious prosecution and libel in the works, I assume.
 
2021-01-16 10:38:36 PM  
How does this entire shiatstorm not get a Florida tag?
 
2021-01-16 11:03:21 PM  
One the one hand Fark DeSantis...on the other "RebeKah"
 
2021-01-16 11:07:29 PM  

vudukungfu: How does this entire shiatstorm not get a Florida tag?


We don't have a DeSantis tag.
 
2021-01-16 11:07:54 PM  
WTFingF?!! DeSantis better be held accountable for this bullshiat.
 
2021-01-16 11:09:12 PM  

Tracianne: And she is probably right in that they are going to try to make her stay away from computers and electronic devices as part of her bail conditions.  They want her silenced.


Or that she'll be under an incredible amount of stress in jail and "commit suicide"
 
2021-01-16 11:09:30 PM  

Tracianne: enry: Wait, evidence from the search that was unrelated to the warrant that was later turned out to be based on a lie and she's the one that gets in trouble?  JFC.

And she is probably right in that they are going to try to make her stay away from computers and electronic devices as part of her bail conditions.  They want her silenced.


She needs a gofundme so she can get a good lawyer. This is ridiculous.
 
2021-01-16 11:09:55 PM  
In Michigan, we prosecute governors for this sort of thing.

In Florida, they'll probably re-elect him.
 
2021-01-16 11:13:33 PM  

LesserEvil: In Michigan, we prosecute governors for this sort of thing.

In Florida, they'll probably re-elect him.


It took what? Almost a decade?
 
2021-01-16 11:14:11 PM  
Well, maybe if she spelled her name "the white way" none of this would be happening, Florida logic and all.
 
2021-01-16 11:15:59 PM  

Tracianne: enry: Wait, evidence from the search that was unrelated to the warrant that was later turned out to be based on a lie and she's the one that gets in trouble?  JFC.

And she is probably right in that they are going to try to make her stay away from computers and electronic devices as part of her bail conditions.  They want her silenced.


Dicksandticks will try to find another excuse to kill her
 
2021-01-16 11:16:29 PM  

LesserEvil: In Michigan, we prosecute governors for this sort of thing.

In Florida, they'll probably re-elect him.


This is [like] Novigrad, only innocents burn here.
 
2021-01-16 11:17:51 PM  

lawd jesus its a fire: Well, maybe if she spelled her name "the white way" none of this would be happening, Florida logic and all.


Pretty positive that is the biblical spelling. I was read the riot act by a Rebekah for questioning the spelling once.

/that was the story I was given
 
2021-01-16 11:18:26 PM  
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2021-01-16 11:18:32 PM  
Rat-scurrying intensifies.
 
2021-01-16 11:18:42 PM  

vudukungfu: How does this entire shiatstorm not get a Florida tag?


It would get a Florida tag for mere stupidity or insanity. This is actual calculated malice
 
2021-01-16 11:19:30 PM  

lawd jesus its a fire: Well, maybe if she spelled her name "the white way" none of this would be happening, Florida logic and all.


And another race ass wades in.
Welcome to Fark, and BYE
 
2021-01-16 11:19:45 PM  
On the one hand DeSantis is responsible for killing a lot of Floridians. But on the other hand he's responsible for killing a lot of Floridians!
 
2021-01-16 11:19:56 PM  

thatboyoverthere: LesserEvil: In Michigan, we prosecute governors for this sort of thing.

In Florida, they'll probably re-elect him.

It took what? Almost a decade?


The re-elected the Billion dollar fraud guy.
 
2021-01-16 11:21:53 PM  
Its time for the International Community to sanction the United States over the Republican's Covid-19 facing misconduct.
 
2021-01-16 11:22:54 PM  

haknudsen: thatboyoverthere: LesserEvil: In Michigan, we prosecute governors for this sort of thing.

In Florida, they'll probably re-elect him.

It took what? Almost a decade?

The re-elected the Billion dollar fraud guy.


Their elections are completely rigged.
 
2021-01-16 11:23:03 PM  
We seem to be getting lucky that the people currently trying to turn the US into a police state are such complete bumblefarks. Let's not count on lady luck next time.
 
2021-01-16 11:24:35 PM  

thorpe: Tracianne: And she is probably right in that they are going to try to make her stay away from computers and electronic devices as part of her bail conditions. They want her silenced.

A person interviewing her, or a person sitting next to her, doesn't have to stay away from electronic devices though.


If only there were some way she could commit her thoughts to a paper, insert it into some sort of sealable container, attach single-rate philatelic frankage that would make it federally protected, and have it safely transported from one place to another.
 
2021-01-16 11:31:19 PM  
The freest country on Earth, folks.
 
2021-01-16 11:32:45 PM  
After this is all over, she needs to move out of Florida.
The police and DeAsshole are going to be watching every move she makes.
 
2021-01-16 11:33:36 PM  

felching pen: thorpe: Tracianne: And she is probably right in that they are going to try to make her stay away from computers and electronic devices as part of her bail conditions. They want her silenced.

A person interviewing her, or a person sitting next to her, doesn't have to stay away from electronic devices though.

If only there were some way she could commit her thoughts to a paper, insert it into some sort of sealable container, attach single-rate philatelic frankage that would make it federally protected, and have it safely transported from one place to another.


363,000 twitter followers.  First class stamp is $.55  Care to do the math on that?
 
2021-01-16 11:36:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: After this is all over, she needs to move out of Florida.
The police and DeAsshole are going to be watching every move she makes.


She has already moved to D.C.
 
2021-01-16 11:37:12 PM  

cheap_thoughts: lawd jesus its a fire: Well, maybe if she spelled her name "the white way" none of this would be happening, Florida logic and all.

Pretty positive that is the biblical spelling. I was read the riot act by a Rebekah for questioning the spelling once.

/that was the story I was given


Well akshually, the biblical spelling is רִבְקָה, but "Rebekah" seems to be fairly common enough. I've known at least two.

Hating someone for how their named is spelled might be stupid.
 
2021-01-16 11:37:26 PM  

cheap_thoughts: lawd jesus its a fire: Well, maybe if she spelled her name "the white way" none of this would be happening, Florida logic and all.


Pretty positive that is the biblical spelling. I was read the riot act by a Rebekah for questioning the spelling once.

/that was the story I was given


It is.
 
2021-01-16 11:37:34 PM  
Time to pull a Chris Christie and throw your staff under the bus.
 
2021-01-16 11:40:14 PM  
Who want's to be a Millionaire?
 
2021-01-16 11:40:33 PM  
Wrong surname. it's Mercer you want. Old Fivehead and her family are up to their eyeballs in what happened at the capitol, on top of being behind Parler.
 
2021-01-16 11:43:34 PM  
Hey Florida

Thanks for electing these pieces of shiat to high office.

Got any child rapists for the next gubernatorial election? Since we all know DeSantis is your next Senator...
 
2021-01-16 11:43:40 PM  

optikeye: One the one hand Fark DeSantis...on the other "RebeKah"


who's gonna tell him?

me? OK. me.

meaning of rebeka/h

https://www.behindthename.com/name/re​b​ekah

if you turned the hebrew version of the name, or greek version of the name, into english this is the spelling you would get.

"rebecca" is actually the new-fangled "crazy modern" form.....
 
Azz
2021-01-16 11:48:21 PM  
I hope someone finds a way to insert the entire head of Rock Scott into the asshole of Ron DeSantis
 
2021-01-16 11:49:20 PM  

optikeye: One the one hand Fark DeSantis...on the other "RebeKah"


Hey dumbass, that's an accepted anglicized spelling of the Hebrew original, alongside "Rebecca," and in case you missed it: You are a dumbass.
 
2021-01-16 11:50:20 PM  
CENSORSHIP: Kicking Nazis off Twitter.

LAW AND ORDER: Arresting scientists for making the local tyrant look bad.
 
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