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3965 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 Jan 2021 at 12:53 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-16 5:54:24 PM  
"Fox News has the worst ratings!!! While I was raw-dogging Sarah Sanders up her crusty Maga hole last night and saw those ratings, I blew thick maga cream everywhere!"
 
2021-01-16 6:05:11 PM  
Deja view: the inescapable feeling that we've seen this before
 
2021-01-16 6:29:51 PM  
I'm telling you, an all Stairway to Heaven format is something that they should consider.
 
2021-01-16 6:55:33 PM  
I lost my virginity to Migrant Caravan.
 
2021-01-16 7:30:01 PM  
When will this network be deplatformed and forced off the airwaves?
 
2021-01-16 8:37:56 PM  

WTFDYW: When will this network be deplatformed and forced off the airwaves?


As soon as we get those kids out of the cages. Any day now...
 
2021-01-16 8:39:44 PM  
Had Fox remembered that migrant caravan movements tend to be in October-November instead of January, they might have found those millions of shy voters. They'll remember by the 2022 election caravan
 
2021-01-16 8:42:45 PM  
The caravan still isn't here? I thought I was told 3 years ago I would be raped and murdered by now.
 
2021-01-16 8:43:53 PM  
They are right. The previous migrant caravans did deliver all those illegal votes. Now, we gotta hook up their cousins and friends on this caravan as we agreed.
 
2021-01-16 9:46:35 PM  
Is there an updated Fox News Bingo for the new administration?
 
2021-01-16 9:51:48 PM  

Flincher: "Fox News has the worst ratings!!! While I was raw-dogging Sarah Sanders up her crusty Maga hole last night and saw those ratings, I blew thick maga cream everywhere!"


WTF?
 
2021-01-16 10:15:59 PM  
All of my republican co-workers are saying the same shiat about Biden that they said about Obama. Stuff like he doesn't respect the military or America, that he's accomplished nothing in his career. It's like 2014 all over again.
 
2021-01-16 10:40:55 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Flincher: "Fox News has the worst ratings!!! While I was raw-dogging Sarah Sanders up her crusty Maga hole last night and saw those ratings, I blew thick maga cream everywhere!"

WTF?


For some, Fark is their personal erotica site.
 
2021-01-16 10:51:53 PM  
Apparently January 5th does not exist on the Fox calendar.
 
2021-01-16 11:55:29 PM  
They're only 1500 miles away!Panic. Run for your lives.

Oh wait, we have a wall. Never mind.
 
2021-01-17 12:23:14 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: Is there an updated Fox News Bingo for the new administration?


We're just using the one from the Obama years, since they haven't bothered to come up with any new material.
 
2021-01-17 12:48:31 AM  

TheManofPA: Had Fox remembered that migrant caravan movements tend to be in October-November instead of January, they might have found those millions of shy voters. They'll remember by the 2022 election caravan


https://www.foxnews.com/world/new-mig​r​ant-caravan-of-2000-hondurans-heading-​toward-us-despite-threat-of-coronaviru​s-detentions (October 2, 2020).
 
2021-01-17 12:54:25 AM  
is it Benghazi-o'clock again?
 
2021-01-17 12:57:27 AM  
In fairness, a 1000 people is a lot, its almost as many Americans as we lose every 6 hours to Covid-19.
 
2021-01-17 12:58:11 AM  

Flincher: "Fox News has the worst ratings!!! While I was raw-dogging Sarah Sanders up her crusty Maga hole last night and saw those ratings, I blew thick maga cream everywhere!"


*sigh*

*zip*
 
2021-01-17 12:58:23 AM  
As far as I know, FAUX News is the only site that still has comment section. It has been over a decade now that most sites realized that having comment sections just invites trolls, deplorables, and losers..i.e. FAUX New's base. So yeah, I guess it makes sense the deplorable loser site would still allow comments for deplorable losers.
 
2021-01-17 12:58:45 AM  
Sorry Fox, OANN and Newsmax already blew the nativist foghorn by jacking up that number to 9000!

No really they actually said that.
 
2021-01-17 12:59:24 AM  
Mexican Caravan
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2021-01-17 12:59:55 AM  
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Maybe 100 make the actual trip. If they ask for asylum, than we take them in.

I have a feeling a lot more undocumented workers are heading out of the US, than are heading in.
 
2021-01-17 1:00:15 AM  
Huh, never realized Fox had become an "Oldies" station.
 
2021-01-17 1:01:21 AM  

Flincher: "Fox News has the worst ratings!!! While I was raw-dogging Sarah Sanders up her crusty Maga hole last night and saw those ratings, I blew thick maga cream everywhere!"


Go on...
 
2021-01-17 1:01:37 AM  

Sabreace22: All of my republican co-workers are saying the same shiat about Biden that they said about Obama. Stuff like he doesn't respect the military or America, that he's accomplished nothing in his career. It's like 2014 all over again.


You mean he doesn't respect suckers and losers?
 
2021-01-17 1:04:19 AM  
This is an underrated headline.
 
2021-01-17 1:05:43 AM  
Stop greening these links.
 
2021-01-17 1:08:56 AM  
Hey and maybe they'll arrive just in time for Californias planting season. Like I don't know, migrant workers?
 
2021-01-17 1:09:07 AM  
Remember the last time there was a caravan? i think there was an election or something so it was probably 2018.

Anyway. Pretty neat how after that election passed the caravan magically vanished. Just *poof*

I guess they got stuck in a time paradox or something, like a poorly written Star Trek episode, or maybe Moses was guiding them so they got lost for a while.

Anyway, glad to see they found their way finally.
 
2021-01-17 1:09:57 AM  

Sabreace22: All of my republican co-workers are saying the same shiat about Biden that they said about Obama. Stuff like he doesn't respect the military or America, that he's accomplished nothing in his career. It's like 2014 all over again.


Well yea, not everyone can have such a deep respect for the nation's armed forces in the way Trump does...

O_o
 
2021-01-17 1:10:33 AM  

Sabreace22: All of my republican co-workers are saying the same shiat about Biden that they said about Obama. Stuff like he doesn't respect the military or America, that he's accomplished nothing in his career. It's like 2014 all over again.


Not like Trump, who literally called them "losers" and shiat on gold star families.

Yeah. It's going to be annoying/fun throwing all this shiat back in their face for the next administration. Trump was so trash that anything Biden does there will be a Trump example for that is 10x worse at least.
 
2021-01-17 1:13:57 AM  

Flincher: "Fox News has the worst ratings!!! While I was raw-dogging Sarah Sanders up her crusty Maga hole last night and saw those ratings, I blew thick maga cream everywhere!"


"Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe.....attack ships burning off the arms of Orion, c beams glittering in the dark near tanhausser gate and orange man banging grimace while taking a Voight-Kampf test.  That last one.....yea, I'm glad these memories will be gone because F that noise"
 
2021-01-17 1:14:23 AM  
I just checked... still no taco truck on my corner.
 
2021-01-17 1:19:34 AM  

Pinnacle Point: I lost my virginity to Migrant Caravan.


Better than Fox News' other hit, Chinese Democracy.
 
2021-01-17 1:22:48 AM  

HerptheDerp: Sabreace22: All of my republican co-workers are saying the same shiat about Biden that they said about Obama. Stuff like he doesn't respect the military or America, that he's accomplished nothing in his career. It's like 2014 all over again.

Not like Trump, who literally called them "losers" and shiat on gold star families.

Yeah. It's going to be annoying/fun throwing all this shiat back in their face for the next administration. Trump was so trash that anything Biden does there will be a Trump example for that is 10x worse at least.


It really isn't fun other than sharing stories on fark like the politics tabs is just an extension of r/thisreallyhappened

I have tried before, and just like Bush, they will all claim it was liberal propaganda, it never happened, I never voted for him. Etc.

It is just a river of denial, whaddabouts, and in the end, they will vote (R) until COVID, diabeeties, or a heart attack kills them.
 
2021-01-17 1:25:38 AM  
"Ah'm not agin' immigration! Ah'm jes' agin' ILLEGAL immigration! If they want asylum, they kin apply fer asylum the LEGAL way!"

(Narrator: "The only way to apply for asylum is to go to a single one room shack in Naco, Arizona.")
 
2021-01-17 1:33:20 AM  

HighZoolander: is it Benghazi-o'clock again?


No. Issa is still getting settled in now that he's back in Congress.
 
2021-01-17 1:35:37 AM  
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2021-01-17 1:37:45 AM  

Ivo Shandor: TheManofPA: Had Fox remembered that migrant caravan movements tend to be in October-November instead of January, they might have found those millions of shy voters. They'll remember by the 2022 election caravan

https://www.foxnews.com/world/new-migr​ant-caravan-of-2000-hondurans-heading-​toward-us-despite-threat-of-coronaviru​s-detentions (October 2, 2020).


Ha, even the things I think Fox wasn't capable of sarcastically, they were still doing. Man, I'm not sure what kind of chuckle that was with you showing me the link, sardonic maybe (at them, not at you Ivo). Depressed for mankind chuckle.
 
2021-01-17 1:40:34 AM  

Dinion: Hey and maybe they'll arrive just in time for Californias planting season. Like I don't know, migrant workers?


Speaking of which, isn't it weird how they never call out businesses that practice illegal hiring practices? 

I guess that would cut too close to asking for labor rights, which is Communism, of course.
 
2021-01-17 1:45:23 AM  
 
2021-01-17 1:48:41 AM  

WTFDYW: When will this network be deplatformed and forced off the airwaves?


They deplatformed themselves already. Have you seen the 25-54 age group ratings recently? They got run over by CNN and MANBC. They spent 4 years of worshipping the Orange Idol, only to be out-derped by One Amerika Newz Netwerk and Newzmin. Most of the MAGAts consider them apostates now and are streaming something that confirms to their Orange Führer's pronouncements.
 
2021-01-17 2:09:07 AM  

Fart_Machine: Sorry Fox, OANN and Newsmax already blew the nativist foghorn by jacking up that number to 9000!

No really they actually said that.


So it's a sealed caravan like the indictments? Those made it to 220k. By this metric the entire population of two SA countries should be on our doorstep soon.
 
2021-01-17 2:10:17 AM  
What are they going to take from us this time? Covid?
 
2021-01-17 2:13:20 AM  
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Every January the caravans come out. It's a weird annual tradition with Fox News.
 
2021-01-17 2:13:24 AM  

Epicanis: Huh, never realized Fox had become an "Oldies" station.


This afternoon they were doing the Operation Crossfire thingie brought to you by drunk lady judge and gym jordan.

Meh. I guess it's a nice gig if you can get it nowadays. They do seem to be drying up.

/I think crossfire is right
//the illegal Obama spy thingie
///I think. I changed it pretty quickly
 
2021-01-17 2:17:20 AM  

Pinnacle Point: I lost my virginity to Migrant Caravan.


Migrant Caravan is the name of my Salsa-themed Blues Traveler cover band.
 
2021-01-17 2:21:15 AM  
We need to implement standards as to what can legally be called "news". You can't mix dog shiat, broken glass and arsenic and market it as "food", so why in the fark can you call a network that does nothing but spew bullshiat "news"?

Let 'em stay on the air in the name of Freeze Peach if you must, but make them change their name to "Fox Propaganda" or something.
 
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