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7036 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Jan 2021 at 10:04 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-16 5:37:11 PM  
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TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-16 5:39:36 PM  
I didn't watch it with sound, but it was pretty funny.
 
2021-01-16 5:45:23 PM  
Narrator: But she was under arrest

The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-16 5:46:24 PM  
Isn't it funny that the same people who would condemn others for merely looking like they are up to no good are completely happy to brazenly break the law themselves? (trespass at least)
 
2021-01-16 5:53:15 PM  
This pandemic has really revealed who has never been told no as a child.
 
2021-01-16 6:01:26 PM  
The trespassing charge?
meh
Resisting arrest?
That will hurt
 
2021-01-16 6:14:55 PM  
The face-eating leopard has finally been caught!
 
2021-01-16 6:17:10 PM  

OptionC: Narrator: But she was under arrest

The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.


There's a longer version out there somewhere that both these clips are excerpted from. The really good bit that's missing from these two, I think there's an even funnier scream just after the second one cuts off.

What's remarkable after watching the whole thing is the unfailing politeness of the first officer, even though he never lets go of her wrist. It's amazing.
 
2021-01-16 6:21:37 PM  
hey there's a third part I hadn't seen, it's in this thread https://twitter.com/darafaye/status/1​3​50363899791478784
 
2021-01-16 6:27:07 PM  
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2021-01-16 6:43:55 PM  

MattytheMouse: This pandemic has really revealed who has never been told no as a child.


It's definitely the spoiled brat brigade!
 
2021-01-16 7:13:42 PM  

OptionC: Narrator: But she was under arrest

The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.


Customer: "If you call the cops, they are going to take you away.  I promise you." (paraphrasing)
 
2021-01-16 7:14:51 PM  

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WHAT?  SHE'S A TRUMP SUPPORTER?  I'M SHOCKED!
 
2021-01-16 7:44:46 PM  
'Resisting arrest without violence'

There have been more black men shot by cops for less violence.
 
2021-01-16 7:49:10 PM  

phaseolus: hey there's a third part I hadn't seen, it's in this thread https://twitter.com/darafaye/status/13​50363899791478784


The prayer at the end for Jesus to miraculous save her from the predicament she put herself in is the icing on the cake.
 
2021-01-16 9:14:01 PM  

OptionC: The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.


I don't come to fark to have to do any clickin to find out the stories

/fashion felonies
 
2021-01-16 9:28:23 PM  

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The crazy is strong in this one.
 
2021-01-16 9:41:08 PM  
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2021-01-16 10:01:33 PM  

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2021-01-16 10:06:52 PM  
If she was black they would have flayed her alive on the spot and double-team skull-farked her dying body.

/Did I do it right?
 
2021-01-16 10:07:54 PM  
She Trump Smash!
 
2021-01-16 10:10:06 PM  
If she were a black man she'd be dead.
 
2021-01-16 10:10:32 PM  
She holds a 10th degree black belt in Karen-jitsu.
 
2021-01-16 10:10:44 PM  

TWX: I didn't watch it with sound, but it was pretty funny.


Then you missed the best part.

BKKAWKK at the end was great.
 
2021-01-16 10:11:25 PM  
So the leopard got her? Or she got it? She had its skin.
 
2021-01-16 10:11:56 PM  
Took me a sec to figure out this was a refusal-to-wear-a-mask thing. Stupid cow.
 
2021-01-16 10:11:58 PM  
That video warmed my heart.
 
2021-01-16 10:13:07 PM  

OptionC: Narrator: But she was under arrest

The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.


Was hoping it was a maga insurrection is.
 
2021-01-16 10:13:50 PM  

OptionC: Narrator: But she was under arrest

The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.


Yeah. She farked around and found out for sure.
 
2021-01-16 10:14:06 PM  
People like that need to be summarily executed on the spot. Change my mind.
 
2021-01-16 10:14:45 PM  

Smackledorfer: If she was black they would have flayed her alive on the spot and double-team skull-farked her dying body.

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not your personal erotica site, bub
 
2021-01-16 10:15:07 PM  
I'm not under arrest; you're under arrest! No puppet!
 
2021-01-16 10:16:15 PM  
Uh oh, "stop resisting" has been uttered. That means a death sentence to a black person.
 
2021-01-16 10:16:28 PM  
If this woman has children, I guarantee they don't talk to her anymore.
 
2021-01-16 10:16:30 PM  

Smackledorfer: If she was black they would have flayed her alive on the spot and double-team skull-farked her dying body.

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i'm not your supervisor
 
2021-01-16 10:16:47 PM  

phaseolus: What's remarkable after watching the whole thing is the unfailing politeness of the first officer, even though he never lets go of her wrist. It's amazing.



I'm just going to pair this comment with this one:


propasaurus: 'Resisting arrest without violence'

There have been more black men shot by cops for less violence.

 
2021-01-16 10:16:51 PM  
She's has big tits and she is farking bonkers. Crazy sex is the best sex, I'd hit it.
 
2021-01-16 10:16:59 PM  
It sounded slightly sovereign citizeny.

That would be hilarious:
I do not have enjoinder with the United States! But I fundraised for, voted in and protested against the election, including invading the capital building.
 
2021-01-16 10:17:54 PM  
Dressing as a leopard so they don't eat her face?
 
2021-01-16 10:17:55 PM  
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2021-01-16 10:18:14 PM  
And all she had to do was go to a different store.

Gotta know when to fold 'em. lady.
 
2021-01-16 10:19:19 PM  

kbronsito: The face-eating leopard has finally been caught!


That's a very rare spotted cougar
 
2021-01-16 10:19:53 PM  

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That's one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen.
 
2021-01-16 10:20:04 PM  
It's the smuggy head shake finger wagging "I'm so much better than you" attitude in the original video that makes the other two so delicious.
 
2021-01-16 10:20:08 PM  

maniacbastard: She's has big tits and she is farking bonkers. Crazy sex is the best sex, I'd hit it.


And get boomer syphilis
 
2021-01-16 10:21:08 PM  

phaseolus: OptionC: Narrator: But she was under arrest

The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.

There's a longer version out there somewhere that both these clips are excerpted from. The really good bit that's missing from these two, I think there's an even funnier scream just after the second one cuts off.

What's remarkable after watching the whole thing is the unfailing politeness of the first officer, even though he never lets go of her wrist. It's amazing.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti​c​le-9154523/Anti-masker-leopard-print-a​rrested-Florida-COVID-19-violations-ac​cuses-cops-kidnap.html

I like how she accuses the black cop of stealing her purse.
 
2021-01-16 10:21:12 PM  

thurstonxhowell: If this woman has children, I guarantee they don't talk to her anymore.


I wouldn't take that bet. There have been several son/mommy arrests already.
 
2021-01-16 10:21:49 PM  

propasaurus: 'Resisting arrest without violence'

There have been more black men shot by cops for less violence.


A lot less.

But still glad they didn't shoot her for being a dumbass.
 
2021-01-16 10:22:02 PM  

OptionC: Narrator: But she was under arrest

The first video  in the thread (need to click through to Twitter) that contains the circumstances leading to her arrest will eliminate any sympathy you might have for this woman.


I'm going to guess.

No mask?
 
2021-01-16 10:22:04 PM  
GSB(gross story bro)

I live in Ocala, Florida and we get a lot of women like here from the Villages with their husbands.  The women are in their 50s, you can tell they were lookers, but never took care of themselves, and have latched on to a dude in their 70s. Dude cannot get a boner so they swing.  They out their doing the Paul Manafort thing.

So one day, it was my 45 birthday, but I looked in my 30s(latino, Italian, good skin) and being shorter tends to make people think you are younger.

I was seated at the bar of my local watering hole and the owner who is a friend yelled out "Happy Bday" and this couple sent me a drink.

I said thank you and the older guy came over and pointed at his wife, who was still attractive, kinda dressed like Mary Anne from Gilligans Island. Big fake boobs, teased up hair, jean short shorts, with high heels.  Something I would have almost considered at 2:00 am at 25 when I just needed some place to make a night deposit.

So he says "Hey, birthday boy.  My second wife thinks you are cute and heard you speaking spanish and she loves latinos.  What say you come back to our place and you take care of her needs.  I am cooking a pork roast, we got booze, and I will stay out of your way.  She had 4 kids before we got together, two were c section, and then a few years ago, I had a couple of stitches put in and she is tight as 15 year old. And she cannot get pregnant."

Now, I am a libby, lib, foul mouthed motherfarker and have seen some shiat I cannot unsee, especially in South America(stripper with a flaming Jesus dildo hanging out of her nethers while she danced to El Mariachi, but that is a whole different story.

His comment had me farking speechless and the bartender as well(who was someone I have known 30+ years from high school).  She charged the guys card and threw them out of the bar.
 
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