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(NYPost)   Face-scratching, dick-waving, aggressive dogs and reckless driving: Bobo the Treason Clown and her husband, the sentient can of 4Loko, are exactly as delightful as you would expect   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Arrest, Rep. Lauren Boebert, United States Capitol, United States Congress, Police, Law enforcement agency powers, Colorado, Miranda warning  
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6238 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Jan 2021 at 11:17 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-16 4:26:15 PM  
Holy crap, when they start sending that kind of shiat to Washington, we might really be in trouble.
 
2021-01-16 4:45:04 PM  
Why does she have a bag of frozen tater tots hidden under her shirt?  Why?!

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2021-01-16 4:47:20 PM  
She ultimately pled guilty to the unsafe vehicle charge and paid $123.50 in fines and court costs.

Must be nice to be so privileged.

I got a speeding ticket a few years ago, a few miles over the limit, not reckless, on a wide 4-lane road, in broad daylight, with no other traffic around. Cost me over $450 in fines and costs, and I didn't have a warrant out for missing a court date.
 
2021-01-16 4:47:51 PM  
i'm kinda stunned by just how big of a piece of shiat she actually is! reckless driving, poorly trained/trained to attack aggressive pitbulls, married to a wife beater (whom she hits right back), wife beater is also a sex offender, her entire life is about guns (even lives in a town called rifle and owns shooters grill), and she already spawned 4 children! i can't even imagine, with such great genetics and parental role models, how lovely they will grow up to be!

she is trash, pure pure trash.
 
2021-01-16 5:16:29 PM  
The sad thing is that all this was known to anyone paying attention in Grand Junction.  There were at least two billboards with her mug shots on them around town.  I used to laugh my ass off every time I drove by them.  She she was actually running behind in the polls until a ton of ads paid for by out of town PACs overtook the airways.  She is taking what should be and safe seat for Republicans and turning it into a toss up.  A good Dem candidate would have an excellent chance of winning this seat.
 
2021-01-16 5:58:21 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Why does she have a bag of frozen tater tots hidden under her shirt?  Why?!

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it's probably another babby. someone pour that momma a congratulatory shot of jack!
 
2021-01-16 6:09:48 PM  

luna1580: i'm kinda stunned by just how big of a piece of shiat she actually is! reckless driving, poorly trained/trained to attack aggressive pitbulls, married to a wife beater (whom she hits right back), wife beater is also a sex offender, her entire life is about guns (even lives in a town called rifle and owns shooters grill), and she already spawned 4 children! i can't even imagine, with such great genetics and parental role models, how lovely they will grow up to be!

she is trash, pure pure trash.


She is somehow a white-trashier Palin. I never would've thought that possible don't ya know?
 
2021-01-16 6:11:28 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: luna1580: i'm kinda stunned by just how big of a piece of shiat she actually is! reckless driving, poorly trained/trained to attack aggressive pitbulls, married to a wife beater (whom she hits right back), wife beater is also a sex offender, her entire life is about guns (even lives in a town called rifle and owns shooters grill), and she already spawned 4 children! i can't even imagine, with such great genetics and parental role models, how lovely they will grow up to be!

she is trash, pure pure trash.

She is somehow a white-trashier Palin. I never would've thought that possible don't ya know?


Different lipstick, maybe?
 
2021-01-16 6:13:10 PM  

luna1580: Ker_Thwap: Why does she have a bag of frozen tater tots hidden under her shirt?  Why?!

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it's probably another babby. someone pour that momma a congratulatory shot of jack!


I'm not one to belly pooch shame, but it looks rectangular!
 
2021-01-16 6:24:56 PM  

Ker_Thwap: luna1580: Ker_Thwap: Why does she have a bag of frozen tater tots hidden under her shirt?  Why?!

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it's probably another babby. someone pour that momma a congratulatory shot of jack!

I'm not one to belly pooch shame, but it looks rectangular!


in that case, she might literally be another sarah palin, something to creepy too really contemplate....

the trig palin pregnancy:

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2021-01-16 7:13:54 PM  
Oh and Bobert was endorsed by the sheriff of Garfield county where Rifle is located.  This leads me to conclude he is banger her on the side.
 
2021-01-16 9:58:34 PM  
Boebert was cuffed for disorderly conduct at a Country Music festival near Grand Junction, Colo.

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2021-01-16 10:59:13 PM  

luna1580: i'm kinda stunned by just how big of a piece of shiat she actually is! reckless driving, poorly trained/trained to attack aggressive pitbulls, married to a wife beater (whom she hits right back), wife beater is also a sex offender, her entire life is about guns (even lives in a town called rifle and owns shooters grill), and she already spawned 4 children! i can't even imagine, with such great genetics and parental role models, how lovely they will grow up to be!

she is trash, pure pure trash.



The inside of that household must be an unending stream of trauma events. Those kids...
 
2021-01-16 11:20:30 PM  
It's difficult for me to remember Lauren Bebop is from Colorado. Based on her looks and rap sheet, she really should be a Polk County (FL) gal.
 
2021-01-16 11:21:25 PM  
Arrested 4 times, didn't graduate high school (only got her GED 5 months after her campaign started), believes QAnon BS... sounds like family values republican to me. Mini Palin is a dumb one!!
 
2021-01-16 11:22:03 PM  

luna1580: i'm kinda stunned by just how big of a piece of shiat she actually is! reckless driving, poorly trained/trained to attack aggressive pitbulls, married to a wife beater (whom she hits right back), wife beater is also a sex offender, her entire life is about guns (even lives in a town called rifle and owns shooters grill), and she already spawned 4 children! i can't even imagine, with such great genetics and parental role models, how lovely they will grow up to be!

she is trash, pure pure trash.


You must not be familiar with Americans.
 
2021-01-16 11:24:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: It's difficult for me to remember Lauren Bebop is from Colorado. Based on her looks and rap sheet, she really should be a Polk County (FL) gal.


I believe she was born in FL, and move to CO at a young age.

Her mother speaks with that kinda-southern-but-more-West-Virginia/​Kentucky hilljack twang that you usually find in those people who live within 100 miles of the banks of the Ohio River.
 
2021-01-16 11:24:56 PM  
I guess that headline is in English.... but I'm really not sure.
 
2021-01-16 11:25:58 PM  
Long lost sister of Roger Stone?

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2021-01-16 11:26:40 PM  
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2021-01-16 11:27:31 PM  
Also, don't let this gunch turn into the AOC of the right. That female rep that whatever she does or doesn't do infuriates the other side (and yes, intelligence and capability wise, i feel terrible for putting them in the same class).
 
2021-01-16 11:27:42 PM  
She looks like the type of girl who would sell meth to fund her abortion.

Just sayin'.
 
2021-01-16 11:28:35 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Boebert was cuffed for disorderly conduct at a Country Music festival near Grand Junction, Colo.

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I used to attend that Country music festival every year.  I had a lot of fun but it was about as classy as you imagine.  The people watching was epic.  Watched on guy pass out up in a tree.  The fire department had to come get him down.
 
2021-01-16 11:28:38 PM  

fatalvenom: She looks like the type of girl who would sell meth to fund her abortion.

Just sayin'.


Or, more likely, do meth to cause an abortion.
 
2021-01-16 11:28:58 PM  

fatalvenom: She looks like the type of girl who would sell meth to fund her abortion.

Just sayin'.


And vice versa.
 
2021-01-16 11:29:32 PM  

Gyrfalcon: It's difficult for me to remember Lauren Bebop is from Colorado. Based on her looks and rap sheet, she really should be a Polk County (FL) gal.


There is a different Q nut lady down there. I can't recall her name because she sounded.
 
2021-01-16 11:29:48 PM  

danvon: Gyrfalcon: It's difficult for me to remember Lauren Bebop is from Colorado. Based on her looks and rap sheet, she really should be a Polk County (FL) gal.

I believe she was born in FL, and move to CO at a young age.

Her mother speaks with that kinda-southern-but-more-West-Virginia/​Kentucky hilljack twang that you usually find in those people who live within 100 miles of the banks of the Ohio River.


That sounds just about right. She has got deep-fried South'n white trash all over her.
 
2021-01-16 11:30:10 PM  
I'm really thinking we need some kind of criminal limit on elected officials.
 
2021-01-16 11:30:37 PM  
imbeciles
 
2021-01-16 11:30:47 PM  
She's gotten a lot of use out of the whiteness protection program in her life.
 
2021-01-16 11:31:02 PM  
Another "law and order" Republican who doesn't think it applies to them.

Awesome.
 
2021-01-16 11:31:15 PM  

saturn badger: Long lost sister of Roger Stone?

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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome clearly runs in the family.
 
2021-01-16 11:31:56 PM  
Not factually accurate, but close enough. Her husband:
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2021-01-16 11:31:57 PM  
If they investigate, find evidence, charge, and convict her for giving tours to insurgents on January 5th, how's that gonna affect her ability to walk around with a 9MM penis substitute strapped to her hip?
 
2021-01-16 11:32:53 PM  
As I've said in other threads; this one needs significant prison time for her part in the insurrection. That and "convicted felon" attached to her name, along with the restriction on firearms might get her to at least think a little.*

Up until now, why should she change? No consequences at all except some minor fines. Hell, she's been rewarded for her behavior to this point.

*Probably not
 
2021-01-16 11:33:26 PM  
What a butter face
 
2021-01-16 11:33:26 PM  
This is what happens when you can't afford name-brand Palin, and opt for the Walmart Great Value brand instead
 
2021-01-16 11:34:02 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Also, don't let this gunch turn into the AOC of the right. That female rep that whatever she does or doesn't do infuriates the other side (and yes, intelligence and capability wise, i feel terrible for putting them in the same class).


Part of the squad was targeted. This is getting really scary. It had to be an inside job.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/14/ayanna-​p​ressleys-panic-buttons-torn-out-before​-capitol-riot/

/someone who writes better headlines can have to to submit
//should be an easy green for someone
 
2021-01-16 11:34:43 PM  
lulz...

Even the NYP is dunkin' on these arseholes now.

Oh Trumpers... u r not gud at teh smarts.
 
2021-01-16 11:35:07 PM  
Yeah...she's gonna have a hard lesson about Section 3 of the 14th Amendment...
 
2021-01-16 11:36:13 PM  
the GOP is gonna throw her into the sacrificial pit."See we censured one of our own, now lets kiss and make it, oh hell, I am just in dry again."
 
2021-01-16 11:36:58 PM  

Bruce Campbell vs Army of Farkness: This is what happens when you can't afford name-brand Palin, and opt for the Walmart Great Value brand instead


She's a red light special!
 
2021-01-16 11:37:25 PM  

ongbok: What a butter face


I was more concerned about the fact she has the midriff of a dude and severe scoliosis but I think she is wearing a bulletproof vest under that.

Quite cowardly whut whiff all the tough talk IMO.
 
2021-01-16 11:37:50 PM  
It's all fun & games until you realize that she's now part of the ruling class, elevated by her constituents clearly because everything can be blamed on liberals so as long as you can redirect your multiple priors to that bucket.

That hate has been fanned for so long that it can be exploited for power just this easily.
 
2021-01-16 11:39:13 PM  

saturn badger: Peter von Nostrand: Also, don't let this gunch turn into the AOC of the right. That female rep that whatever she does or doesn't do infuriates the other side (and yes, intelligence and capability wise, i feel terrible for putting them in the same class).

Part of the squad was targeted. This is getting really scary. It had to be an inside job.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/14/ayanna-p​ressleys-panic-buttons-torn-out-before​-capitol-riot/

/someone who writes better headlines can have to to submit
//should be an easy green for someone


I think a story about that has already been greened.

A lot of farkers aren't fond of the NY post either.
 
2021-01-16 11:40:08 PM  

dildo tontine: Garza and the Supermutants: Boebert was cuffed for disorderly conduct at a Country Music festival near Grand Junction, Colo.

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I used to attend that Country music festival every year.  I had a lot of fun but it was about as classy as you imagine.  The people watching was epic.  Watched on guy pass out up in a tree.  The fire department had to come get him down.


So what's the deal? Several people buy shares on a single dildo, and the last surviving investor is allowed exclusive use of the dildo? Or is the dildo shared all along, but the investors get greater access to it as various other investors die off?
 
2021-01-16 11:40:09 PM  

quiotu: saturn badger: Long lost sister of Roger Stone?

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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome clearly runs in the family.


"Y'all got fiestas?!"
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2021-01-16 11:40:10 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Why does she have a bag of frozen tater tots hidden under her shirt?  Why?!

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she's gestating the Antichrist...
 
2021-01-16 11:41:44 PM  

Hugemeister: Ker_Thwap: Why does she have a bag of frozen tater tots hidden under her shirt?  Why?!

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she's gestating the Antichrist...


That means she farked a jackal.
 
2021-01-16 11:44:32 PM  

austerity101: I'm really thinking we need some kind of criminal limit on elected officials.


An easy start would be to require a civil service exam for all people who want to be reps or senators or president.  Nothing super long or onerous or expensive to take -- just a test on the basic function of the US government -- the sort of thing you'd give to HS students.  How a bill becomes a law, the roles of each branch of government, landmark court cases, how the election system works, etc.  It doesn't prevent criminals from running, but it does at least establish a meaningful threshold.  It probably would have kept Boebert and Greene out.
 
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