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(Orlando Sentinel)   Loew's cancels Josh Hawley fundraiser. "I guess he may be having problems raising money at this point. So now he's trying to promote some family-friendly event ... in the middle of a pandemic, after [he's] incited an insurrection?"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2021-01-16 4:57:47 PM  
When he goes Lowe's, they say bye.
 
2021-01-16 5:41:59 PM  
Come for the sedition. Stay for the infection.
 
2021-01-16 5:46:14 PM  
I'm sure there are lots of Nazi terrorists who are dying to support him
 
2021-01-16 6:41:57 PM  

Notabunny: I'm sure there are lots of Nazi terrorists who are dying to support him


Probably not. They probably think that he betrayed Donald.

🎵

schadenfreude....

What a wonderful phrase,

schadenfreude....

Ain't no passing craze!

It means you're happy...

At somebody else's pain
🎵
 
2021-01-16 6:49:12 PM  
He can Diaf.
He tried to overthrow our country
 
2021-01-16 7:02:25 PM  
Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.
 
2021-01-16 7:23:50 PM  
This asshole should be expelled from the Senate and stand trial for sedition.
 
2021-01-16 8:34:38 PM  
The worst part? They used Comic Sans. And excess hyphens.

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433 [TotalFark]
2021-01-16 9:06:05 PM  
I wouldn't help that guy change a tire if he was helping change a tire on my mother's car.  F*ck him.
 
2021-01-16 9:22:18 PM  
I wonder why nobody likes him anymore.
 
2021-01-16 9:25:26 PM  
Has any actually considered the fact that his show of support was just him catching a flight at the most inopportune time?
 
2021-01-16 9:26:05 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Has any actually considered the fact that his show of support was just him catching a flight at the most inopportune time?


Maybe he caught pences fly.
 
2021-01-16 9:26:32 PM  
Missouri senator, raising money in Florida. I'm sure a lot of his constituents are going to be found a thousand miles away.
 
2021-01-16 9:27:11 PM  

433: I wouldn't help that guy change a tire if he was helping change a tire on my mother's car.  F*ck him.


I'd hit him with the tire iron
 
2021-01-16 9:28:08 PM  
Josh Hawley = sh*t-brained treason weasel.
 
2021-01-16 9:28:33 PM  
no problem, just switch from Loews Hotels to Loews Total Landscaping.
 
2021-01-16 9:29:09 PM  
Aw, they won't get to show off the new Harry Potter Storms the Capitol ride at Islands of Adventure.
 
2021-01-16 9:30:09 PM  
Can't even get a speaking spot at True Value?
 
2021-01-16 9:31:29 PM  
Hawley assumed he was booked at Lowe's Total Landscaping
 
2021-01-16 9:31:36 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Can't even get a speaking spot at True Value?


for real, I thought he was having his fundraiser at a hardware store until I clicked the article.
 
2021-01-16 9:31:42 PM  
Even the dimmest bulbs must see that it's all a grift at this point.

1. Missouri state Senator
2. Organizing a fundraiser in Florida
3. Raising money for an election that is 4
4. Years away
 
2021-01-16 9:32:22 PM  

Notabunny: I'm sure there are lots of Nazi terrorists who are dying to support him


Corporations again have taken the lead when government has failed us.
 
2021-01-16 9:32:37 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I wonder why nobody likes him anymore.


Guess. He is an asshole.
 
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2021-01-16 9:33:24 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: 433: I wouldn't help that guy change a tire if he was helping change a tire on my mother's car.  F*ck him.

I'd hit him with the tire iron


Where have YOU been?  Let's all go hit Josh Hawley with tire irons together and have a picnic.
 
2021-01-16 9:33:42 PM  
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Of course, soon: But muh first amendment rights!

/yes, I know.
 
2021-01-16 9:34:16 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Even the dimmest bulbs must see that it's all a grift at this point.

1. Missouri state Senator
2. Organizing a fundraiser in Florida
3. Raising money for an election that is 4
4. Years away


The Kingdom of Florida is anti-American government, friendly.

All insurrectionists are welcome in Florida.
 
2021-01-16 9:34:34 PM  
Treason is not permitted in this auditorium. It's the law!

Loews Theatres Policy Trailer (1984-1996)
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2021-01-16 9:37:12 PM  
In a statement, Hawley said that "to equate leading a debate on the floor of the Senate with inciting violence is a lie, and it's dangerous. I will not be deterred from representing my constituents and I will not bow to left-wing corporate pressure."

Famous last words? They always talk like this just before resigning.

So now it was a left wing corp that was the host? That'll get you more invites in the future.

He might get eaten in this. Fingers crossed.
 
2021-01-16 9:38:07 PM  

edmo: Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.


FL has money. MO? Not so much.
 
2021-01-16 9:39:22 PM  
Another thing about donations. Over on breitfart they brag about how much money the give to the candidates.

So they say. I bet it is close to $0.
 
2021-01-16 9:41:15 PM  

saturn badger: edmo: Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.

FL has money. MO? Not so much.


Also he can't charge $5000 a pop for a fun filled experience at...Branson.
 
2021-01-16 9:42:54 PM  
He's a dead man walking, politically speaking. He's just too much an arrogant prick to admit it to himself.
 
2021-01-16 9:43:17 PM  
I've stayed at that hotel before, Portafino bay. It's cool
 
2021-01-16 9:43:59 PM  

jayphat: Missouri senator, raising money in Florida. I'm sure a lot of his constituents are going to be found a thousand miles away.


I saw the local Fox station do a piece on him around a week ago during the morning news that said he is basically doing all of this because he wants to be President, and he doesn't give a damn about Missouri anymore. I was shocked to see it during my morning coffee, but I really appreciated it. I'm on the wrong side of the state line, for now, to vote in his election.
 
2021-01-16 9:44:03 PM  

saturn badger: edmo: Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.

FL has money. MO? Not so much.


It's the start of a WH run in 2024.
 
2021-01-16 9:44:52 PM  

edmo: Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.


Josh figured Florida is full of elderly Jews, and that all he had to do to fiddle them out of the grandkids' inheritance was to tell them what they wanted to hear about Israel and how he and Trump are the only ones standing between them and the Holocaust Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are, obviously, plotting this very moment.

The IRA used to prey on elderly Irish-Americans this way, raising fortunes for the cause. So he might have been on to something.
 
2021-01-16 9:45:36 PM  
America used to have plentiful dildo shop parking lots willing to accommodate extremely insane Republicans only a few short weeks ago.
 
2021-01-16 9:46:30 PM  

Conthan: jayphat: Missouri senator, raising money in Florida. I'm sure a lot of his constituents are going to be found a thousand miles away.

I saw the local Fox station do a piece on him around a week ago during the morning news that said he is basically doing all of this because he wants to be President, and he doesn't give a damn about Missouri anymore. I was shocked to see it during my morning coffee, but I really appreciated it. I'm on the wrong side of the state line, for now, to vote in his election.


He lives in a 1.3 million dollar house in Northern Virginia, so I'd say he definitely doesn't care about Missouri anymore.
 
2021-01-16 9:47:45 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: I've stayed at that hotel before, Portafino bay. It's cool


The local one was a usual brunch spot pre-disease.
 
2021-01-16 9:49:34 PM  
Corporate Donors and CEO's are way smarter than the MAGA Cult and know that an overthrow of the Untied States would be very very bad for business! Having a bunch more of Q-Anons in a powerless "Peoples Congress" and a Shaman as Speaker of the Reich along with the already failed businessman and multiple bankrupt "Dear Leader for Life" would be an epic disaster!  So expect donations to Traitors to dry up no matter how much they lie about "Defending Election Integrity" or the Constitution that they spat upon!
 
2021-01-16 9:49:58 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: Conthan: jayphat: Missouri senator, raising money in Florida. I'm sure a lot of his constituents are going to be found a thousand miles away.

I saw the local Fox station do a piece on him around a week ago during the morning news that said he is basically doing all of this because he wants to be President, and he doesn't give a damn about Missouri anymore. I was shocked to see it during my morning coffee, but I really appreciated it. I'm on the wrong side of the state line, for now, to vote in his election.

He lives in a 1.3 million dollar house in Northern Virginia, so I'd say he definitely doesn't care about Missouri anymore.


So did Pat Roberts, but that didn't stop the people on my side of the state line from sending him back to the US Senate.
 
2021-01-16 9:50:43 PM  

MikeyFuccon: edmo: Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.

Josh figured Florida is full of elderly Jews, and that all he had to do to fiddle them out of the grandkids' inheritance was to tell them what they wanted to hear about Israel and how he and Trump are the only ones standing between them and the Holocaust Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are, obviously, plotting this very moment.

The IRA used to prey on elderly Irish-Americans this way, raising fortunes for the cause. So he might have been on to something.


If I know my stereotypes, and I think I do, I would bet against Jewish people falling easy prey to a money scheme much in the same way I can see the Irish doing just that.
 
2021-01-16 9:55:21 PM  

gilgigamesh: saturn badger: edmo: Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.

FL has money. MO? Not so much.

It's the start of a WH run in 2024.


Good point. Maddow did mention that.
 
2021-01-16 9:59:25 PM  

MikeyFuccon: edmo: Must be a lot of Missouri voters down there in Florida.

Josh figured Florida is full of elderly Jews, and that all he had to do to fiddle them out of the grandkids' inheritance was to tell them what they wanted to hear about Israel and how he and Trump are the only ones standing between them and the Holocaust Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are, obviously, plotting this very moment.

The IRA used to prey on elderly Irish-Americans this way, raising fortunes for the cause. So he might have been on to something.


It would have been an easier sell if many of the people storming the capitol weren't literal neo-nazis.
 
2021-01-16 10:00:12 PM  
/csb

Of all the Florida trash hotels, the Portofino is the worst.

I planned a corporate user meeting for Linear Accelerator customers where we put them up there and planned non-sessiom events around Universal (this was right when the original Harry Potter land opened, so securing it for exclusive use for three house for two hundred people was an insane budget item to explain).

We boated them in and out and had a cocktail event in that big plaza. Since it was my event I was around the check-in staff, snacking, chatting with our staff and drinking. Despite the "Florida Fancy" status, all the dipshiats who walked up and tried to get in was absurd.
 
2021-01-16 10:01:04 PM  
Russian oligarchs don't like to go to MO to launder Kremlin cash.
 
2021-01-16 10:01:31 PM  
"This is just more cancel culture. Big business doesn't like the idea of a Insurrectionist Christian Dominionist in the White House! Make America Puritan Again!"
 
2021-01-16 10:03:00 PM  
1/6 was a family event. Lots of people's moms were there.
 
2021-01-16 10:03:23 PM  

Rhymes With Silver: 1/6 was a family event. Lots of people's moms were there.


not serious of course
 
2021-01-16 10:04:22 PM  
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