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    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, right media personality Tim Gionet, Court documents, FBI Special Agent Nicole Miller, supporters of President Donald Trump, law enforcement official, Washington, D.C., United States Congress  
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2021-01-16 1:44:38 PM  
 
2021-01-16 1:54:04 PM  
Yeah, we Eastman, too - a state legislator from Wasilla (seriously, what is WITH you, Wasilla??)  who travelled to DC and has been flogging the "AnTEEfa did it!" story.  I hope to hell there are pictures of him in the Capitol.
 
2021-01-16 1:56:40 PM  
Hi all, Every time they say Bakes Alaska I think of Palin.  My late Mom thought good old Sarah was baked half most of the time.  She meant it as a double meaning, half baked as in a jackass & half baked as in drunk.
 
2021-01-16 3:57:53 PM  
Bioterrorism
Sedition
Terrorism
Kidnapping
Murder
Etc etc
 
2021-01-16 4:32:49 PM  
Why do all of these morons have such utterly stupid aliases?
 
2021-01-16 4:35:19 PM  
Heheee!
 
2021-01-16 4:36:20 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: Why do all of these morons have such utterly stupid aliases?


I mean, if they were smart, they'd have smart aliases.
 
2021-01-16 4:36:32 PM  
In a 2017 interview with "Business Insider," Gionet said he was given the nickname "Baked Alaska" because he is from Alaska and that he smoked marijuana at the time.

Thank goodness he explained about the nickname. That was some pretty deep obfuscation.
 
2021-01-16 4:36:32 PM  
Way to "Own the Libs" dipshiat.😆
 
2021-01-16 4:39:53 PM  
Can we stop calling them "far-right" and "extremists", when the President of the United States and most Republican politicians and 75 million voters agree with them? If anything, they are not as extreme as the propaganda that is everywhere.
 
2021-01-16 4:41:27 PM  
Jerking motion gif.

🙄
All this money spent hunting down these people and let's see if even one person does at least one year of real prison time.
Not just time served because they didn't get bail.
Wait. 100% of them will get bail.
And none of them will face the felony murder rule.
🙄🤔🥃😠😡😤
Jerking motion gif.
 
2021-01-16 4:41:40 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: Why do all of these morons have such utterly stupid aliases?


There's nothing worse than a dumb alias.
 
2021-01-16 4:42:11 PM  

honk: In a 2017 interview with "Business Insider," Gionet said he was given the nickname "Baked Alaska" because he is from Alaska and that he smoked marijuana at the time.

Thank goodness he explained about the nickname. That was some pretty deep obfuscation.


Can you imagine the Business Insider reporter, asking the hard-hitting questions that lead us to discover what is REALLY behind the name...

Most of us probably just took for granted that he was named for the 12th century Roman Catholic Saint Baked, bishop of Alaska, Germany.
 
2021-01-16 4:43:31 PM  
another moron that leaches off his fans.  after he does his federal time,he needs to get a job.  I believe he also has a record soooo
 
2021-01-16 4:43:52 PM  
From the wiki page about him: "Gionet attended Azusa Pacific University and graduated with a B.S. in marketing."

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"Kill yourself."
 
2021-01-16 4:45:23 PM  
Go to the capitol riot covid positive.

Live stream a 27 minute video of your involvement with rioters.

Watch as the FBI arrests everyone in your video while you remain free for days and everyone labels you an informant.

Have Scottsdale, AZ put out a warrant for your arrest.

Finally get arrested by the FBI.

I get the feeling things are going to keep going downhill for this guy, and I'm here for it.
 
2021-01-16 4:46:16 PM  
He couldn't have been there because this was all an Antifa false flag scheme.
 
2021-01-16 4:47:04 PM  
I forgot about that guy. Figured is was in jail or something.
 
2021-01-16 4:49:01 PM  
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2021-01-16 4:53:31 PM  
Half Baked Alaska in 5 seconds
Youtube -zik0Z6Aevk

Half baked alaska in 5 seconds
 
2021-01-16 4:54:14 PM  
Wouldn't it be Arrested Alaska?
 
2021-01-16 4:58:54 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: From the wiki page about him: "Gionet attended Azusa Pacific University and graduated with a B.S. in marketing."

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"Kill yourself."


As somebody who's first major was in marketing, I can safely say that people in marketing are the dumbest sons of biatches on the planet.

I used to wonder how something like this could make it through a corporate ladder without anybody saying it's a bad idea.
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After attending a few marketing courses in community college, I had my answer. Thank god I switched majors and got a slightly higher brow, but more even more useless degree in graphic design.
 
2021-01-16 4:59:45 PM  
This guy is a particularly odious character
 
2021-01-16 4:59:54 PM  

Begoggle: Can we stop calling them "far-right" and "extremists", when the President of the United States and most Republican politicians and 75 million voters agree with them? If anything, they are not as extreme as the propaganda that is everywhere.


We should call them terrorists. The fact that they are mainstream GOP does not mean they are not also terrorists. You broke it, you bought it.
 
2021-01-16 5:01:30 PM  

Begoggle: Can we stop calling them "far-right" and "extremists", when the President of the United States and most Republican politicians and 75 million voters agree with them? If anything, they are not as extreme as the propaganda that is everywhere.


Sure. "Terrorists" will do nicely.
 
2021-01-16 5:03:23 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: Begoggle: Can we stop calling them "far-right" and "extremists", when the President of the United States and most Republican politicians and 75 million voters agree with them? If anything, they are not as extreme as the propaganda that is everywhere.

We should call them terrorists. The fact that they are mainstream GOP does not mean they are not also terrorists. You broke it, you bought it.


Damn. Missed it by that much...
 
2021-01-16 5:03:30 PM  

culebra: Wouldn't it be Arrested Alaska?


Booked Alaska
 
2021-01-16 5:04:30 PM  
This guy is such a stupid asshole and I'm glad he's finally getting some consequences. He's in trouble in AZ for macing a bouncer,not sure how happy they'll be that he was in Texas.
 
2021-01-16 5:06:34 PM  
I think Baked Alaska's goose is cooked
 
2021-01-16 5:07:30 PM  

Begoggle: Can we stop calling them "far-right" and "extremists", when the President of the United States and most Republican politicians and 75 million voters agree with them? If anything, they are not as extreme as the propaganda that is everywhere.


If you wish to appeal for accuracy, claiming 100% of trump voters support the claim that Trump didn't lose the election, much less that a storming of the capitol is the correct response, seems a bit hypocritical and foolish.
 
2021-01-16 5:07:56 PM  

MattytheMouse: Prank Call of Cthulhu: From the wiki page about him: "Gionet attended Azusa Pacific University and graduated with a B.S. in marketing."

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 200x341]
"Kill yourself."

As somebody who's first major was in marketing, I can safely say that people in marketing are the dumbest sons of biatches on the planet.

I used to wonder how something like this could make it through a corporate ladder without anybody saying it's a bad idea.
[ca-times.brightspotcdn.com image 840x667]
After attending a few marketing courses in community college, I had my answer. Thank god I switched majors and got a slightly higher brow, but more even more useless degree in graphic design.


Pandering to your audience is no reflection on you it pays the bills bub
 
2021-01-16 5:11:47 PM  
More accurately, we should call them fanatic Christian terrorists. If you're not denouncing them, your entire religion is complicit, just like the fanatic Muslim terrorists.
 
2021-01-16 5:12:20 PM  
Do they serve Baked Alaska in prison?
 
2021-01-16 5:17:06 PM  
So this...

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Became this?

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2021-01-16 5:17:19 PM  
They're Coming to Take me Away Lyrics
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2021-01-16 5:20:19 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Do they serve Baked Alaska in prison?


Apparently Baked Alaska has already been serverd.
 
2021-01-16 5:58:08 PM  
"I won't leave guys, don't worry." And then he left.
 
2021-01-16 6:01:12 PM  
Soon to be known as Shanked Alaska.
 
2021-01-16 6:16:49 PM  

Begoggle: Can we stop calling them "far-right" and "extremists", when the President of the United States and most Republican politicians and 75 million voters agree with them? If anything, they are not as extreme as the propaganda that is everywhere.


These Capitol stormers are not the 75 million Trump voters. They are the extremes within that group. The ones who are willing to break the law based entirely on the propaganda they feed themselves.
 
2021-01-16 6:19:55 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: Why do all of these morons have such utterly stupid aliases?


Stumpy was already taken?
 
2021-01-16 6:30:22 PM  

honk: In a 2017 interview with "Business Insider," Gionet said he was given the nickname "Baked Alaska" because he is from Alaska and that he smoked marijuana at the time.

Thank goodness he explained about the nickname. That was some pretty deep obfuscation.


Until I read that, I actually thought his name came from the dessert dish. The first time I saw it, I remember wondering why anyone would name themselves after a mediocre dessert.

His explanation sounds much more plausible.
 
2021-01-16 6:34:35 PM  

waxbeans: Jerking motion gif.

🙄
All this money spent hunting down these people and let's see if even one person does at least one year of real prison time.
Not just time served because they didn't get bail.
Wait. 100% of them will get bail.
And none of them will face the felony murder rule.
🙄🤔🥃😠😡😤
Jerking motion gif.


This might have been true if a cop hadn't been killed.  Now, they'll want to be making examples out of these mostly guys - plus they've all been caught doing their crimes on film (some multiple times).

You should have more faith in a system that hates being caught farking up.
 
2021-01-16 6:40:39 PM  
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Official Video)
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2021-01-16 6:54:19 PM  
"She wrote that Gionet entered various offices and when told by law enforcement officers to move, identified himself as a member of the media. Miller wrote that Gionet then asked officers where to go before cursing a law officer while alleging the officer shoved him, then leaving the building."

It's infuriating that they didn't lock the doors with them inside and round up and arrest every single one of them for trespassing. They just let them go.
 
2021-01-16 6:57:12 PM  

nytmare: Begoggle: Can we stop calling them "far-right" and "extremists", when the President of the United States and most Republican politicians and 75 million voters agree with them? If anything, they are not as extreme as the propaganda that is everywhere.

These Capitol stormers are not the 75 million Trump voters. They are the extremes within that group. The ones who are willing to break the law based entirely on the propaganda they feed themselves.


Incorrect.
They are just the ones stupid enough to get caught or don't care about being employed.
Not a "fringe group".
 
2021-01-16 6:57:40 PM  

nytmare: These Capitol stormers are not the 75 million Trump voters. They are the extremes within that group. The ones who are willing to break the law based entirely on the propaganda they feed themselves.


How MANY of those 75 million would denounce a successful attack? Would any of them die to restore Biden?
 
2021-01-16 6:57:52 PM  
Criminal Life 101
1. Wear a mask.
 
2021-01-16 7:06:17 PM  

PaulRB: let's see if even one person does at least one year of real prison time.
Not just time served because they didn't get bail.
Wait. 100% of them will get bail.
And none of them will face the felony murder rule.
🙄🤔🥃😠😡😤
Jerking motion gif.

This might have been true if a cop hadn't been killed.  Now, they'll want to be making examples out of these mostly guys - plus they've all been caught doing their crimes on film (some multiple times).

You should have more faith in a system that hates being caught farking up.


🤔

A jury of Americans was convinced that the video of the Rodney King beating wasn't what it was, a beating.

An other jury of Americans ignored that Zimmerman didn't want people getting away.  and yet him getting beaten was a complete coincidence and him killing a kid was purely self-defense and not the result of attempting to detain someone his own 911 call clears of any Criminal act.
Floyd was tortured. That torture caused his death. And all that was to force him into a vehicle against his will.
And some people are actually completely okay with that.

What ever happens to theses people. It won't look like the justice most people receive.
Wait I take that back: they might actually receive Justice.
Every one else gets the metaphorically raped.
 
2021-01-16 7:26:11 PM  

PaulRB: waxbeans: Jerking motion gif.

🙄
All this money spent hunting down these people and let's see if even one person does at least one year of real prison time.
Not just time served because they didn't get bail.
Wait. 100% of them will get bail.
And none of them will face the felony murder rule.
🙄🤔🥃😠😡😤
Jerking motion gif.

This might have been true if a cop hadn't been killed.  Now, they'll want to be making examples out of these mostly guys - plus they've all been caught doing their crimes on film (some multiple times).

You should have more faith in a system that hates being caught farking up.


Justice Department prosecutors have formally walked back their assertion in a court filing that said Capitol rioters sought to "capture and assassinate elected officials."
 
2021-01-16 7:36:37 PM  
It takes one Google search to find the massive thread on kiwifarms where they've posted all his bullshiat. I wonder if the feds have seen it.
 
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