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    More: Florida, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, South Florida metropolitan area, Broward County, Florida, Florida Atlantic University, colony of African vervet monkeys, Florida Atlantic University researcher, Missy Williams, Primate  
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1913 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2021 at 4:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-16 4:52:23 PM  
If people don't notice you, you're not a very good monkey.
 
2021-01-16 4:58:59 PM  
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2021-01-16 4:59:22 PM  
FTFA: "The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission will fine or arrest anyone who is feeding, trapping, or harassing the monkeys."
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2021-01-16 5:04:09 PM  
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2021-01-16 5:09:34 PM  
Sure, they're friendly most of the time but it only takes one time to get your face ripped off.
 
2021-01-16 5:13:51 PM  
I looked at the comments Ray
 
2021-01-16 5:36:40 PM  
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2021-01-16 5:56:20 PM  
Monkeys vs Pythons!

Go!!
 
2021-01-16 5:59:14 PM  
"Everything's better with monkeys!"
--David Letterman
 
2021-01-16 6:03:47 PM  
At least they're not the kind of asshole monkeys from India:

Mischievous Monkeys Take Over Government Buildings in India
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2021-01-16 6:27:45 PM  
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2021-01-16 7:13:33 PM  
No promises, Subby.
No promises.
 
2021-01-16 7:28:19 PM  
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(Welcome to Park-Go)
 
2021-01-16 8:33:11 PM  
"their ancestors escaped from the Dania Chimpanzee Farm in the late 1940s "

Yeah.  The be like, "Fark this!  We ain't no chimps!"
 
2021-01-16 8:58:05 PM  
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2021-01-16 10:33:42 PM  

monkeyboycjc: [Fark user image 220x330]


Username checks out..
 
2021-01-17 12:25:23 AM  
So technically an invasive species, right? Then round them up all up and sterilize them.
 
2021-01-17 12:47:50 AM  

Mock26: So technically an invasive species, right? Then round them up all up and sterilize them.


with FIRE!
 
2021-01-17 12:55:25 AM  
An entire thread on vervet monkeys, and not one person has brought up their turquoise scrotums?

What happened to the Fark I used to know?
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2021-01-17 1:43:32 AM  

theincrediblemoo: An entire thread on vervet monkeys, and not one person has brought up their turquoise scrotums?

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Needs a better shot of his red penis.

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/did not know that
 
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