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(We Are Central PA)   Hot Pockets recalled, and not fondly   (wearecentralpa.com) divider line
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2021-01-16 3:03:00 PM  
23 votes:
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2021-01-16 2:31:17 PM  
19 votes:
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2021-01-16 5:28:03 PM  
9 votes:
"Hot Pockets may contain bits of glass and plastic."

That's a risk I had all already come to terms with; I thought it was understood.
 
2021-01-16 3:45:18 PM  
8 votes:
In case you were wondering what Mr. Hot Pockets take on the subject was:

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2021-01-16 4:22:58 PM  
6 votes:
Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets
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/oblig
 
2021-01-16 9:29:25 PM  
5 votes:

duckpoopy: WordsnCollision: The Canadian version? They're not too bad and no recalls that I can er, recall...

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ooh la la, yall so much classyer then us


Well, mostly that's true. I don't eat that crap anymore, but the Stouffer Crustini's were a guilty pleasure. Hot Pockets are an abomination.
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2021-01-16 8:11:37 PM  
5 votes:

WordsnCollision: The Canadian version? They're not too bad and no recalls that I can er, recall...

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ooh la la, yall so much classyer then us
 
2021-01-16 2:23:35 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-01-16 3:06:33 PM  
4 votes:
I knew a guy who loved them! College educated, owned his house, could eat anything he wanted. Hot pockets. I never understood.
 
2021-01-16 12:33:14 PM  
3 votes:
Nothing brings me more pleasure then openly a frozen lump of shiat and inserting it into a sleeve.. Then after 5 painful minutes waiting for them to cook have to wait another 5 minutes or more for it too cool down so the lava outer edge keeps me out of the burn unit.  Then the most appetizing part. Once I get past 1 inch of the outer part it becomes colder, and colder, and colder and find out the middle is somehow farking ice cold.

Who still farking eats this atrocities?
 
2021-01-17 12:40:25 AM  
2 votes:
I remember my first Hot Pocket

/indeed
 
2021-01-16 6:52:29 PM  
2 votes:
The Canadian version? They're not too bad and no recalls that I can er, recall...

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2021-01-16 10:05:51 AM  
1 vote:
Hot Pockets are the one food I consider actively hateful. This only reinforces that view.
 
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