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2021-01-16 12:33:14 PM  
13 votes:
Nothing brings me more pleasure then openly a frozen lump of shiat and inserting it into a sleeve.. Then after 5 painful minutes waiting for them to cook have to wait another 5 minutes or more for it too cool down so the lava outer edge keeps me out of the burn unit.  Then the most appetizing part. Once I get past 1 inch of the outer part it becomes colder, and colder, and colder and find out the middle is somehow farking ice cold.

Who still farking eats this atrocities?
 
2021-01-16 10:01:03 AM  
11 votes:
I remember when hot pockets first came out. My freshman year of college. I rode my bike to the grocery store and bought a box. I cooked them exactly as instructed on the box. They tasted and looked like folded over undercooked pizza crust with a lot of grease.
 
2021-01-16 10:05:51 AM  
7 votes:
Hot Pockets are the one food I consider actively hateful. This only reinforces that view.
 
2021-01-16 4:22:58 PM  
6 votes:
Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets
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2021-01-16 4:01:17 PM  
4 votes:

styckx: Nothing brings me more pleasure then openly a frozen lump of shiat and inserting it into a sleeve.. Then after 5 painful minutes waiting for them to cook have to wait another 5 minutes or more for it too cool down so the lava outer edge keeps me out of the burn unit.  Then the most appetizing part. Once I get past 1 inch of the outer part it becomes colder, and colder, and colder and find out the middle is somehow farking ice cold.

Who still farking eats this atrocities?


Assuming it's not operator error, your microwave sucks
 
2021-01-16 2:48:33 PM  
4 votes:
It's been a decade, at least, since I've had one, but I recall you need to use a real oven/toaster oven for them to be not horrible. Microwave is for popcorn and heating liquids only.
 
2021-01-16 6:52:29 PM  
3 votes:
The Canadian version? They're not too bad and no recalls that I can er, recall...

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2021-01-16 2:49:11 PM  
3 votes:

styckx: Nothing brings me more pleasure then openly a frozen lump of shiat and inserting it into a sleeve.. Then after 5 painful minutes waiting for them to cook have to wait another 5 minutes or more for it too cool down so the lava outer edge keeps me out of the burn unit.  Then the most appetizing part. Once I get past 1 inch of the outer part it becomes colder, and colder, and colder and find out the middle is somehow farking ice cold.

Who still farking eats this atrocities?


How sh*t is your microwave that it fails so hard? 3.5 minutes for 2, fully cooked through, no lava, no ice.

/doesn't eat them but a cousin I babysit loves them
 
2021-01-16 9:29:25 PM  
2 votes:

duckpoopy: WordsnCollision: The Canadian version? They're not too bad and no recalls that I can er, recall...

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ooh la la, yall so much classyer then us


Well, mostly that's true. I don't eat that crap anymore, but the Stouffer Crustini's were a guilty pleasure. Hot Pockets are an abomination.
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2021-01-16 4:07:16 PM  
2 votes:
Think things are bad now? Wait until the IT workers that keep all the server farms going begin to starve.
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2021-01-16 3:03:00 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-16 11:10:04 AM  
2 votes:
nice job subby
 
2021-01-17 8:44:26 AM  
1 vote:
Totino's Pizza Rolls > Hot Pockets
 
2021-01-16 5:28:03 PM  
1 vote:
"Hot Pockets may contain bits of glass and plastic."

That's a risk I had all already come to terms with; I thought it was understood.
 
2021-01-16 3:30:13 PM  
1 vote:
That joke is as old as time, Subby.
 
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