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(Slate)   Someone wrote a book called "My Antifa Lover"   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-01-16 9:32:37 AM  
I could see the police lights shimmer in her eyes, full of tears. Half from having to say goodbye and half from the CS gas....
 
2021-01-16 9:43:11 AM  
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my tacticool vest and gasmask
 
2021-01-16 9:54:46 AM  
A second self-published novel by a "woman" named "Jessica Stranger" (a pretty obvious pseudonym) whose other "published work" is the "novel," Not My President But My Love: Who Could Possibly #Resist? A Sordid Love Affair with President Donald Trump.

I guess she's doing something right, though. I mean, she got this Slate halfwit to market her new book, and that halfwit then managed to get the story greenlit on Fark. So, good job all around.
 
2021-01-16 10:03:47 AM  
Was it Phil Collins?

She's Antifa lover
She's gonna riot but you won't see it
She's like no other
Before you know it the Capital's seized
 
2021-01-16 10:14:25 AM  
We used to love Antifa...
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2021-01-16 10:47:27 AM  

169th Cousin: We used to love Antifa...
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That pic really needed that caption to put it on context.
 
2021-01-16 10:56:19 AM  
From the Slate half-wit's article:

The betrayal here is deep. Let's get into it: My Antifa Lover is primarily told from the perspective of Alexandria Preston, who is indeed a young congresswoman. I'm assuming she's in the House of Representatives, but I can only guess because Stranger seems to not understand how exactly our government works-or where it's located. The book takes place in Seattle, even though we are ostensibly dealing with the national legislature, which is preparing a bill aimed at reducing divorce rates in America. According to our plucky narrator,

Sounds like Lauren Boebert wrote the damn thing.
 
2021-01-16 10:56:23 AM  
Chuck Tingle unavailable for comment.
 
2021-01-16 10:59:09 AM  
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2021-01-16 11:02:03 AM  

Exluddite: Chuck Tingle unavailable for comment.


The title didn't begin with "Pounded in the Butt by" so I believe Mr. Tingle may be innocent for once.
 
2021-01-16 11:34:15 AM  
Oh good. Here comes the dumbass fanfic.
 
2021-01-16 11:39:39 AM  
I was expecting something from

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2021-01-16 11:44:15 AM  
As gripped his long, left wing...  so long... so left.
 
2021-01-16 11:59:42 AM  
Still a better love story than Twilight

/really guys?
//took this long
///no three slas...DAMNIT
 
2021-01-16 12:15:41 PM  
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2021-01-16 12:44:25 PM  

Snarfangel: I was expecting something from

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Unlikely. The title was too short and featured no references to being pounded in the butt.
 
2021-01-16 1:53:48 PM  
Ernest Hemingway?
 
2021-01-16 1:54:48 PM  
I honestly don't recommend listening to this but it'd be the good start for a parody
Egyptian Lover - Egypt Egypt (2nd extended remix) (1984)
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2021-01-16 1:54:59 PM  
Is that a sequel to "My Canadian Girlfriend"?
 
2021-01-16 1:55:00 PM  
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She turns me on
 
2021-01-16 1:55:21 PM  

Exluddite: Chuck Tingle unavailable for comment.


Came here for this, leaving happily.
 
2021-01-16 1:55:38 PM  

Exluddite: Chuck Tingle unavailable for comment.


Say, Chuck and Jessica would make some hot couple wouldn't they

/can you tell i'm bored?
 
2021-01-16 1:56:03 PM  

Dahnkster: [preview.redd.it image 640x666]


New keyboard, please!
 
2021-01-16 1:56:12 PM  
This just isn't Hugo award nomination level material
 
2021-01-16 1:56:46 PM  

Exluddite: Chuck Tingle unavailable for comment.


Not so fast
 
2021-01-16 1:57:17 PM  
Or simply "College".
 
2021-01-16 1:57:42 PM  

PaulRB: From the Slate half-wit's article:

The betrayal here is deep. Let's get into it: My Antifa Lover is primarily told from the perspective of Alexandria Preston, who is indeed a young congresswoman. I'm assuming she's in the House of Representatives, but I can only guess because Stranger seems to not understand how exactly our government works-or where it's located. The book takes place in Seattle, even though we are ostensibly dealing with the national legislature, which is preparing a bill aimed at reducing divorce rates in America. According to our plucky narrator,

Sounds like Lauren Boebert wrote the damn thing.


Or the guy who wrote the Turner Diaries
 
2021-01-16 1:58:17 PM  
"It was terrible.  She had empathy; this care and concern for others doomed our love transaction-based relationship.  How could this flourish when she didn't selfishly obsess about herself?"
 
2021-01-16 1:59:22 PM  
My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart: Steamy Romance Against Fascism

You must like colon.
 
2021-01-16 1:59:23 PM  
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2021-01-16 2:01:28 PM  
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2021-01-16 2:03:59 PM  
This title has more colons than a gastroenterologists' office.
 
2021-01-16 2:04:44 PM  
"Nay," I cried, again and again. "Nay, Nay!" But at that moment, he unfastened his tactical web belt to reveal the largest Molotov cock tail I'd ever seen. "Aye" I whispered.
 
2021-01-16 2:06:04 PM  
He regaled me with tales of teargas, throwing cans of soup and punching trump supporters. My loins were burning hotter than a Wendy's on fire!
 
2021-01-16 2:06:42 PM  
Ok, I'll admit that one reason I got into left-wing activism was to get laid. It worked.
 
2021-01-16 2:07:34 PM  

The Lone Gunman: This title has more colons than a gastroenterologists' office.



Than Lindsay Graham's speed-dial
 
2021-01-16 2:11:12 PM  
He was a QAnon Level 3 Warlock

She was a the midwestern region Antifa Leader

They were mortal enemies, they were eternal foes, their love was forbidden.  But through their mutual loathing a passion burned that no one could understand.  Not even them.  When they made love it was 50% anger, 50% lust, and 100% sexy.
 
2021-01-16 2:12:44 PM  
Mike Pence Pounded in the Butt by my Antifa Lover.
 
2021-01-16 2:14:33 PM  
Picture of the author

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2021-01-16 2:16:09 PM  
Hey, hey! Can we get some spoiler alerts in here, please?
 
2021-01-16 2:19:17 PM  
This nonsense goes both ways
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This isn't even the one I was looking to find, there's another I saw at the grocery store in that sad book aisle with the books that are all shirtless ripped dudes.
 
2021-01-16 2:27:42 PM  

169th Cousin: We used to love Antifa...
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Replace "right wing demonstrators" with "Patriots" and you've got yourself a Hannity.
 
2021-01-16 2:29:33 PM  
I'll admit that once you've decided to intentionally subject yourself to the depths of Rule 34 for some reason, "what the fark was that, and why the fark did I think subjecting myself to it intentionally was a good idea" is, in fact, the objectively correct emotional response.

I don't know that I'd call it worthy of publication in an ostensible news site, though.  Even as an op-ed or human interest piece.  Like, this is basically "I put my hand on a lit stove to see if it was hot.  It turns out I got burned."  This is a 'dog bites man' story, you only publish this shiat if it becomes a 'man bites dog' tale somehow.
 
2021-01-16 2:30:27 PM  
If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my antifa.
 
2021-01-16 2:38:11 PM  

Meatsim1: He was a QAnon Level 3 Warlock

She was a the midwestern region Antifa Leader

They were mortal enemies, they were eternal foes, their love was forbidden.  But through their mutual loathing a passion burned that no one could understand.  Not even them.  When they made love it was 50% anger, 50% lust, and 100% sexy.


You jest, but it would sell.
 
2021-01-16 2:38:56 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Exluddite: Chuck Tingle unavailable for comment.

The title didn't begin with "Pounded in the Butt by" so I believe Mr. Tingle may be innocent for once.


Yeah, I think you were looking for this one:
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2021-01-16 2:41:14 PM  
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2021-01-16 2:42:20 PM  
The cover artwork looks fairly pro.

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How much does it cost to commission a cover like this? Will cover artists work on spec - for some share of the sales?

/// and why is she wearing an engagement ring?
 
2021-01-16 2:42:24 PM  

Mugato: Was it Phil Collins?

She's Antifa lover
She's gonna riot but you won't see it
She's like no other
Before you know it the Capital's seized


I was thinking Stevie Wonder.
 
2021-01-16 2:42:30 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Ok, I'll admit that one reason I got into left-wing activism was to get laid. It worked.


I dunno, I'm still registered republican because I had a right wing girlfriend when I was 18 who was a demon.

/never got around to changing it
 
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