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2021-01-16 6:24:41 AM  
I would think the next few weeks & months will change Ivanka & Lara's minds.  It certainly will change the minds of potential voters.
 
2021-01-16 8:09:59 AM  
I want to see a republican party debate with Donald Sr, Eric, Don Jr, as well as buffalo head Jake Angeli and Josh Hawley (R-MO) all on the stage at once.  The derp levels would be out of this world.
 
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2021-01-16 8:10:47 AM  
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Don't let that go to your head Eric
 
2021-01-16 8:42:13 AM  
Sweetie, now might be a good time to be picking out non-extradition destinations with good Hebrew schools, rather than looking for a career in politics. Y'all are burnt.
 
2021-01-16 9:05:20 AM  
Ivanka's challenge in deep red land is her marriage to (((Jared))). She could try the Kelly Loeffler route, start wearing trucker hats and flannel, maybe model carrying a pistol. Not the same pose as her stepmom - though that might gain her a few stalkers, uh, followers.
 
2021-01-16 9:46:42 AM  

hubiestubert: Sweetie, now might be a good time to be picking out non-extradition destinations with good Hebrew schools, rather than looking for a career in politics. Y'all are burnt.


They seem to think that just because nothing has happened to them YET that nothing is going to happen to them at all.

I think otherwise.

One of us wrong.

I like my odds.
 
2021-01-16 9:52:10 AM  

DON.MAC: I want to see a republican party debate with Donald Sr, Eric, Don Jr, as well as buffalo head Jake Angeli and Josh Hawley (R-MO) all on the stage at once.  The derp levels would be out of this world.


Have it with a panel of experts off screen, fact checking them in real time, along with a pre-approved drinking game.  Do it as a $5 pay per view and you would make a mint.
 
2021-01-16 9:57:46 AM  
Ivanka, who had been registered as a Democrat in the past, gave an interview in which she declared herself "unapologetically pro-life."


what are the odds that she's had an abortion.  pretty good probably
 
2021-01-16 10:00:34 AM  
They are mostly looking at FL. These people are not moving to a flyover state. They are not moving to a rural district in a blue state for a measly house seat. That leaves statewide office in FL, so they can live in Miami or illegally list Mar-a-lago as a residence while still living in NYC.

Little Marco kissed Trump ass all these years and his reward will be getting primaried.
 
2021-01-16 10:02:40 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Ivanka, who had been registered as a Democrat in the past, gave an interview in which she declared herself "unapologetically pro-life."


what are the odds that she's had an abortion.  pretty good probably


I'm Eric isn't actually inbreed and still looks like he is. Can you imagine the abomination that would have come into this world, if Ivanka and daddy had allowed her teen pregnancies to come to term?
 
2021-01-16 10:20:08 AM  
Why do we still keep portraying Eric as the stupid one when Donald Trump Jr. has done everything in his power to prove that HE'S the dumber sibling?
 
2021-01-16 10:20:39 AM  

Barfmaker: hubiestubert: Sweetie, now might be a good time to be picking out non-extradition destinations with good Hebrew schools, rather than looking for a career in politics. Y'all are burnt.

They seem to think that just because nothing has happened to them YET that nothing is going to happen to them at all.

I think otherwise.

One of us wrong.

I like my odds.


So far that is how being a trump worked.
Then fat ass got them in over their grifting heads.
 
2021-01-16 10:20:50 AM  

MattytheMouse: Why do we still keep portraying Eric as the stupid one when Donald Trump Jr. has done everything in his power to prove that HE'S the dumber sibling?


And before you say "tHeY'Re AlL StUpId," I meant relatively speaking.
 
2021-01-16 10:21:32 AM  
If I'm not mistaken, the Roman Republic had a standard punishment for political corruption that your descendants were barred from holding public office for a number of generations.

Just something to consider.
 
2021-01-16 10:21:33 AM  
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Keep in mind this was said by a scumbag who slipped an abortion drug into his mistress' drink to kill her baby, because he didn't want to be a father again, because he doesn't even pay child support for the kids he has.
 
2021-01-16 10:22:06 AM  
Any of them could easily win from Ocala to Crystal River, Hossamossa, Gainesville....those folks would vote for a tree stump if it had an (R) next to it.
 
2021-01-16 10:23:01 AM  
Laura Trump wants Burr's seat. Come on sweet lady. Let me introduce you to Jeff Jackson
 
2021-01-16 10:23:50 AM  
Is this a tacit acknowledgement that the Trump Organization is a house of cards supported by lies, fraud, lies, money laundering, lies, and lies and it has already begun it's inevitable collapse under the weight of the slightest hint of scrutiny?
 
2021-01-16 10:24:07 AM  
This family has made an end-run around tax laws and ethics to become (alleged) billionaires. And the patriarch might have ruined it all by running for office. Instead of spending his remaining days golfing in Scotland, he might spend them in prison. What idiot would want to do it again?

They're all running for office, aren't they?
 
2021-01-16 10:26:24 AM  
As if dealing with Trump's legacy for years to come isn't bad enough, we'll get to listen to his crotch fruit discuss what's best for eons.

Soooooooooo much hate.
 
2021-01-16 10:26:45 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Ivanka, who had been registered as a Democrat in the past, gave an interview in which she declared herself "unapologetically pro-life."


what are the odds that she's had an abortion.  pretty good probably


I would be extremely surprised if it was only one.

I'd also be extremely surprised if none of them were her father's.
 
2021-01-16 10:31:39 AM  
She is a terrible human in her own right, but she lacks the outward assholishness that her dad has and makes his followers cream their jeans.
 
2021-01-16 10:31:55 AM  
4 years of genocide, bioterrorism and insurrection aren't enough?

Marco Rubio looks like a good deal compared to human turd Ivanka.
 
2021-01-16 10:32:56 AM  
Vote Ivanka 2024 if you want even less time to shower in cell block D!
 
2021-01-16 10:32:57 AM  
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2021-01-16 10:33:11 AM  

MSkow: She is a terrible human in her own right, but she lacks the outward assholishness that her dad has and makes his followers cream their jeans.


That's why I always thought she was more dangerous than Two Scoops. She is daddy in a surgically enhanced package that actually has a filter on what she says.
 
2021-01-16 10:33:30 AM  
One person in contact with the president said that Jared Kushner is viewed as "working single-mindedly to protect and promote his wife's 'political career.'"

I didn't think she had much of a chance before reading TFA but now I'm sure she has no future in politics.
 
2021-01-16 10:34:08 AM  
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2021-01-16 10:34:27 AM  

kbronsito: They are mostly looking at FL. These people are not moving to a flyover state. They are not moving to a rural district in a blue state for a measly house seat. That leaves statewide office in FL, so they can live in Miami or illegally list Mar-a-lago as a residence while still living in NYC.

Little Marco kissed Trump ass all these years and his reward will be getting primaried.


This is true of so many movers and shakers in the GOP and its supporting media infrastructure. They're all in NY, LA, around DC and in cities around Florida. These folks could easily live anywhere in America but none of them want to live in "Real America (TM)".
 
2021-01-16 10:34:57 AM  
Their best chance at future success will be to run a prison gang.
 
2021-01-16 10:35:26 AM  
Top party officials say that Lara Trump, wife of the president's son Eric, is actively contemplating a run for the Senate in North Carolina, where an open seat awaits in 2022.

Has she ever even visited North Carolina?
 
2021-01-16 10:35:51 AM  
Are there municipalities where Village Idiot is an elected position?
 
2021-01-16 10:35:59 AM  

kbronsito: Dead for Tax Reasons: Ivanka, who had been registered as a Democrat in the past, gave an interview in which she declared herself "unapologetically pro-life."


what are the odds that she's had an abortion.  pretty good probably

I'm Eric isn't actually inbreed and still looks like he is. Can you imagine the abomination that would have come into this world, if Ivanka and daddy had allowed her teen pregnancies to come to term?


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2021-01-16 10:36:31 AM  

MSkow: She is a terrible human in her own right, but she lacks the outward assholishness that her dad has and makes his followers cream their jeans.


Apparently you haven't spent enough time experiencing Ivanka if you believe she lacks capacity for outward assholishness.
 
2021-01-16 10:37:27 AM  

kbronsito: Dead for Tax Reasons: Ivanka, who had been registered as a Democrat in the past, gave an interview in which she declared herself "unapologetically pro-life."


what are the odds that she's had an abortion.  pretty good probably

I'm Eric isn't actually inbreed and still looks like he is. Can you imagine the abomination that would have come into this world, if Ivanka and daddy had allowed her teen pregnancies to come to term?


Her children would have hooves.

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2021-01-16 10:38:01 AM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Why do we still keep portraying Eric as the stupid one when Donald Trump Jr. has done everything in his power to prove that HE'S the dumber sibling?

And before you say "tHeY'Re AlL StUpId," I meant relatively speaking.


This brings to mind the scene from The Three Amigos where the women are talking to each other about which of the three amigos they like best. One of the women says, "I like the one who is not so smart!" One of the other women gets a confused look on her face and says, "Which one is that!?"
 
2021-01-16 10:38:51 AM  
Cheney Hogan 2024 or bust

There's no future outside of prison cells for Trumps.
 
2021-01-16 10:39:11 AM  
Remember five years ago when people tried to argue against an accomplished politician running for office because "nO mOrE dYnAsTiEs!"?

Where are those people now that these vapid wankstains are flapping their gums?
 
2021-01-16 10:39:54 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: DON.MAC: I want to see a republican party debate with Donald Sr, Eric, Don Jr, as well as buffalo head Jake Angeli and Josh Hawley (R-MO) all on the stage at once.  The derp levels would be out of this world.

Have it with a panel of experts off screen, fact checking them in real time, along with a pre-approved drinking game.  Do it as a $5 pay per view and you would make a mint.


Each time one of them happens to speak the truth, they are voted off.  Call the show 'The Biggliest Liar'.


MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Why do we still keep portraying Eric as the stupid one when Donald Trump Jr. has done everything in his power to prove that HE'S the dumber sibling?

And before you say "tHeY'Re AlL StUpId," I meant relatively speaking.


Sibling rivalry to reach the bottom of the barrel.
 
2021-01-16 10:40:07 AM  
From prison?
 
2021-01-16 10:42:01 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Top party officials say that Lara Trump, wife of the president's son Eric, is actively contemplating a run for the Senate in North Carolina, where an open seat awaits in 2022.

Has she ever even visited North Carolina?


Oh, she wouldn't live there.
She'd live in Florida or NY.
That's illegal you say?
Go talk to Josh Hawley.
 
2021-01-16 10:42:38 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Remember five years ago when people tried to argue against an accomplished politician running for office because "nO mOrE dYnAsTiEs!"?

Where are those people now that these vapid wankstains are flapping their gums?


I have this saved to my right wing memes folder, because holy shiat is it terrifying that there's somebody out there who that wants this.
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Seeing this meme has the same impact as talking with Caesar in New Vegas, and briefly thinking to yourself "maybe he's right? Democracies are doomed to fail."
 
2021-01-16 10:42:50 AM  

hubiestubert: Sweetie, now might be a good time to be picking out non-extradition destinations with good Hebrew schools, rather than looking for a career in politics. Y'all are burnt.


Which is funny considering I'm Eric! (and maybe not the dumbest crotchfruit of the family this week) slurred Bob Woodward with a "30 pieces of silver" blast.
 
2021-01-16 10:43:59 AM  

kbronsito: They are mostly looking at FL. These people are not moving to a flyover state. They are not moving to a rural district in a blue state for a measly house seat. That leaves statewide office in FL, so they can live in Miami or illegally list Mar-a-lago as a residence while still living in NYC.

Little Marco kissed Trump ass all these years and his reward will be getting primaried.


Difficulty : FL is a flyover state
 
2021-01-16 10:44:16 AM  

MattytheMouse: UNC_Samurai: Remember five years ago when people tried to argue against an accomplished politician running for office because "nO mOrE dYnAsTiEs!"?

Where are those people now that these vapid wankstains are flapping their gums?

I have this saved to my right wing memes folder, because holy shiat is it terrifying that there's somebody out there who that wants this.
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Seeing this meme has the same impact as talking with Caesar in New Vegas, and briefly thinking to yourself "maybe he's right? Democracies are doomed to fail."


That line was always hilarious to me, considering the Legion is doomed to fail the minute he's dead
 
2021-01-16 10:44:41 AM  
Ivanka's political career would always have fallen apart the moment she spoke into a camera and revealed herself to be dumber than shiat and completely lacking a personality.
 
2021-01-16 10:45:34 AM  

UNC_Samurai: MattytheMouse: UNC_Samurai: Remember five years ago when people tried to argue against an accomplished politician running for office because "nO mOrE dYnAsTiEs!"?

Where are those people now that these vapid wankstains are flapping their gums?

I have this saved to my right wing memes folder, because holy shiat is it terrifying that there's somebody out there who that wants this.
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Seeing this meme has the same impact as talking with Caesar in New Vegas, and briefly thinking to yourself "maybe he's right? Democracies are doomed to fail."

That line was always hilarious to me, considering the Legion is doomed to fail the minute he's dead


Oh yeah! At no point in that conversation am I like "Welp, the NCR sucks. Better install the ave army of cosplayers!"

But yeah, you can't deny that the NCR sucks.
 
2021-01-16 10:47:08 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Ivanka, who had been registered as a Democrat in the past, gave an interview in which she declared herself "unapologetically pro-life."


what are the odds that she's had an abortion.  pretty good probably


Hypocrisy from a Trump? Something water is wet.
 
2021-01-16 10:47:44 AM  

Purple_Urkle: MSkow: She is a terrible human in her own right, but she lacks the outward assholishness that her dad has and makes his followers cream their jeans.

Apparently you haven't spent enough time experiencing Ivanka if you believe she lacks capacity for outward assholishness.


Bonus assholishness points for crashing McCain's funeral just for the attention.  And don't forget attending the G-20 summit pretending to be someone they should respect.
 
2021-01-16 10:47:55 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Ivanka's political career would always have fallen apart the moment she spoke into a camera and revealed herself to be dumber than shiat and completely lacking a personality.


Well, that never stopped Marco Rubio so maybe she has a shot.
 
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