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(The Sun (Ireland))   Secret documents reveal Brit and US spies hunted Nazi Hitler for ten years after WW2 over fake sightings in South America. Since this is the Sun, he's most likely still alive and living in North America   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2021-01-16 8:35:23 AM  
132 years old? Sure, sure he is.
 
2021-01-16 8:42:54 AM  

Astorix: 132 years old? Sure, sure he is.


He may have had work done.

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2021-01-16 9:23:42 AM  
Same thing's going to happen with Trump.
 
2021-01-16 10:45:37 AM  
everyone knows he escaped in a UFO
 
2021-01-16 10:46:35 AM  
I think he's in California.

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2021-01-16 10:47:58 AM  

Astorix: 132 years old? Sure, sure he is.


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2021-01-16 10:49:26 AM  

Mugato: Same thing's going to happen with Trump.


Stuck in a Bunker, calling Blondie...err banshee lich conway over?  Cool needed a birfday boner.
 
2021-01-16 10:50:06 AM  
Probably while hanging out with Elvis, Subby.
 
2021-01-16 10:51:08 AM  
It's... The pillow guy
 
2021-01-16 10:52:11 AM  
...and working for NASA.
 
2021-01-16 10:52:50 AM  
He's probably back home in Australia
 
2021-01-16 10:55:43 AM  
Secret documents reveal Brit and US spies hunted Nazi Hitler for ten years after WW2 over fake sightings in South America.

Hitler was a Nazi?!
 
2021-01-16 10:58:35 AM  

Mugato: Same thing's going to happen with Trump.


Trump IS Agolf. Agolf Twittler. I read it on fark.com and it is true.
 
2021-01-16 10:58:55 AM  

Und Becks: Secret documents reveal Brit and US spies hunted Nazi Hitler for ten years after WW2 over fake sightings in South America.

Hitler was a Nazi?!


Yes, but he was only following orders.
 
2021-01-16 11:01:04 AM  
He's alive because people keep him alive
Twilight Zone end monologue from He's Alive
Youtube B3ID7k0_xn4
 
2021-01-16 11:01:31 AM  
Stalin likely main source of many of those reports. Keeping CIA FBI out of his business.
 
2021-01-16 11:03:57 AM  

capt.hollister: He's probably back home in Australia


Bullshiat, If he had been home in Australia he'd be killed by three snakes or a hawk that decided to pick up a snake and convert it into a missile.
 
2021-01-16 11:07:22 AM  
... I can tell by the pixel

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2021-01-16 11:11:19 AM  
I'm kinda burnt out on the world pretending guys like Hitler are inhuman megageniuses who have made pacts with literal Satan, signed in babies' blood, pledging to do six abominations before breakfast daily.

He was a regular guy if also a talented public speaker, and we hate that because we want to believe that kind of evil is out of reach of ordinary individuals, except for the part where if that kind of evil didn't resonate in the hearts of millions, he would've been just some dude yelling on the street.
 
2021-01-16 11:11:48 AM  
As opposed to "Christian Democrat" or "Green Party" Hitler. Thanks for clearing that up, sub.
 
2021-01-16 11:16:25 AM  
Ha. We have our own Nazis now.
 
2021-01-16 11:20:20 AM  
Simpson's Predicted Hitler being in Argentina
Youtube hke7xQFXa30
 
2021-01-16 11:46:06 AM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: I'm kinda burnt out on the world pretending guys like Hitler are inhuman megageniuses who have made pacts with literal Satan, signed in babies' blood, pledging to do six abominations before breakfast daily.

He was a regular guy if also a talented public speaker, and we hate that because we want to believe that kind of evil is out of reach of ordinary individuals, except for the part where if that kind of evil didn't resonate in the hearts of millions, he would've been just some dude yelling on the street.


Talented public speakers are a dime a dozen.  The question you should be asking yourself is, what was it about the German public in the early 20th Century that made people go from "yeah, I like what this guy's saying" to "Welp, time to burn the Jews."
 
2021-01-16 11:57:19 AM  

Mouser: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: I'm kinda burnt out on the world pretending guys like Hitler are inhuman megageniuses who have made pacts with literal Satan, signed in babies' blood, pledging to do six abominations before breakfast daily.

He was a regular guy if also a talented public speaker, and we hate that because we want to believe that kind of evil is out of reach of ordinary individuals, except for the part where if that kind of evil didn't resonate in the hearts of millions, he would've been just some dude yelling on the street.

Talented public speakers are a dime a dozen.  The question you should be asking yourself is, what was it about the German public in the early 20th Century that made people go from "yeah, I like what this guy's saying" to "Welp, time to burn the Jews."


A charming, persuasive speaker who told desperate crowds who they could put the blame on for their desperation, and that taking action against them would make everything better?
 
2021-01-16 11:58:59 AM  
All because the Soviets wouldn't share their extra-crispy Hitler leftovers.
 
2021-01-16 11:59:41 AM  
So we identified and burned the bodies. Told the others it was done. Then we sent spies to find him?
 
2021-01-16 12:11:30 PM  

pueblonative: capt.hollister: He's probably back home in Australia

Bullshiat, If he had been home in Australia he'd be killed by three snakes or a hawk that decided to pick up a snake and convert it into a missile.


It'shiatler. He would be protected by an elite unit of highly trained Nazi Koalasharkdropbearcrocs.
 
2021-01-16 12:14:00 PM  
I hope there's a mad scientist somewhere in Israel making Hitler clones and charging people on the black market for a chance to kill them. But then a clone escapes into the wild and oh my god we can call it Hitler Park! <opens up Word and starts writing the screenplay>

/should probably not wake and bake this hard
//or this many days in a row
\\\nah
 
2021-01-16 12:17:59 PM  
Hitler only had one ball because Joseph Mengele took one.

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rka
2021-01-16 12:21:05 PM  

Mouser: "Welp, time to burn the Jews."


I think you'll find that a lot of Europe was but a step away from this for most of its history.

Pogroms. Expulsions. Marginalization.

The Holocaust was a culmination, not a unexpected revelation.
 
2021-01-16 12:23:23 PM  

Pharmdawg: So we identified and burned the bodies. Told the others it was done. Then we sent spies to find him?

We

?  The Germans burned his body.
 
2021-01-16 12:25:20 PM  
There is some really cool auto-formatting misfunctionality here, isn't there?
 
2021-01-16 12:28:03 PM  

some_beer_drinker: everyone knows he escaped in a UFO


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It was an even exchange.
 
2021-01-16 12:29:21 PM  
If he is alive, he is living in Missouri.

These confederate racists would be jumping up and down if they had him in the neighborhood.

Josh Hawley?
Go to Missouri to get elected!
 
2021-01-16 12:30:16 PM  

capt.hollister: pueblonative: capt.hollister: He's probably back home in Australia

Bullshiat, If he had been home in Australia he'd be killed by three snakes or a hawk that decided to pick up a snake and convert it into a missile.

It'shiatler. He would be protected by an elite unit of highly trained Nazi Koalasharkdropbearcrocs.


Nice filter-pwn
 
2021-01-16 12:44:44 PM  

Pharmdawg: So we identified and burned the bodies. Told the others it was done. Then we sent spies to find him?


Yup. Just like: "we stormed his compound, shot him while he was hiding behind his wife, that he wasn't hiding behind, while he bled to death, but was also shot to death on the ground, and oh, we chucked the body into the sea?"
And, yeah, there's video, that even the president was watching. But we can't release that.
 
2021-01-16 1:07:18 PM  

Und Becks: Secret documents reveal Brit and US spies hunted Nazi Hitler for ten years after WW2 over fake sightings in South America.

Hitler was a Nazi?!


Those secret documents revealed they hunted him as a Nazi just the first 10 years. After that, he was hunted as a zombie cyborg Nazi. Little known fact.
 
2021-01-16 1:08:44 PM  

rka: Mouser: "Welp, time to burn the Jews."

I think you'll find that a lot of Europe was but a step away from this for most of its history.

Pogroms. Expulsions. Marginalization.

The Holocaust was a culmination, not a unexpected revelation.


You mean it hasn't happened there before? Or in the Middle East? Or in other places like South America? Or Russia?

The Holy Quran has a lot written about The Children of Israel (Jacob). You'll find a specific verse regarding this matter as well.
 
2021-01-16 1:11:23 PM  

Mouser: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: I'm kinda burnt out on the world pretending guys like Hitler are inhuman megageniuses who have made pacts with literal Satan, signed in babies' blood, pledging to do six abominations before breakfast daily.

He was a regular guy if also a talented public speaker, and we hate that because we want to believe that kind of evil is out of reach of ordinary individuals, except for the part where if that kind of evil didn't resonate in the hearts of millions, he would've been just some dude yelling on the street.

Talented public speakers are a dime a dozen.  The question you should be asking yourself is, what was it about the German public in the early 20th Century that made people go from "yeah, I like what this guy's saying" to "Welp, time to burn the Jews."


It's how they were treated after WW1.

In 1900, the best place to be a Jew was in Germany.

Then, in 1914, the allied nations started the war.  It was Serbia that started it, and Serbia was allied with Russia, who was allied with France and the UK.

So eventually Germany and Austria-Hungary lose because the US joins against them.

Then the Entente powers forced extremely an extremely draconian treaty on them at Versailles. That guaranteed that the Germans would harbor ill feelings.   Woodrow Wilson argued against it, but he was overruled.   England and France wanted blood for the war their ally started.

Germans rightly resented this.  Germany was a tinderbox just waiting for one ideology or the other to take over.  Especially true because the Weimar Republic was relatively weak.

It just so happened that the one that took over was the Nazis.  But it could have been the Sozis (Socialists) or the Communists.  With that came virulent anti-Jewish sentiment, but that was more a side effect of who won.

After WWII (which Germany absolutely started), the Western Allies took an entirely different tack.   Instead of punishing Germany for something they actually did this time, the worked hard to build Germany back up.   It was tough for West Germany immediately after the war, but within 10 years they completely turned around.   Things like the Marshall Plan made sure that Germans didn't see the Western powers that defeated them as enemies, but as friends.

The USSR took a slightly different tack, but it had the muscle to completely suppress that sort of thing.  Totalitarian governments can do that.
 
2021-01-16 1:17:11 PM  
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2021-01-16 1:31:16 PM  

Resident Muslim: Pharmdawg: So we identified and burned the bodies. Told the others it was done. Then we sent spies to find him?

Yup. Just like: "we stormed his compound, shot him while he was hiding behind his wife, that he wasn't hiding behind, while he bled to death, but was also shot to death on the ground, and oh, we chucked the body into the sea?"
And, yeah, there's video, that even the president was watching. But we can't release that.


What?
 
2021-01-16 2:17:40 PM  

SecondaryControl: Pharmdawg: So we identified and burned the bodies. Told the others it was done. Then we sent spies to find him?

We?  The Germans burned his body.


I thought US and Brits were there too
 
2021-01-16 2:27:27 PM  

Pharmdawg: SecondaryControl: Pharmdawg: So we identified and burned the bodies. Told the others it was done. Then we sent spies to find him?

We?  The Germans burned his body.

I thought US and Brits were there too


Hitler shot himself the 30th of April--and his body was then burned with gasoline.  The Soviets took the area the 2nd of May.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o​f​_Adolf_Hitler
 
2021-01-16 2:27:28 PM  

Pharmdawg: SecondaryControl: Pharmdawg: So we identified and burned the bodies. Told the others it was done. Then we sent spies to find him?

We?  The Germans burned his body.

I thought US and Brits were there too


Berlin was taken by the Soviets.

And Hitler was already torched.
 
2021-01-16 2:27:57 PM  
Is "Nazi" Hitler really necessary? I mean, was subbie afraid we'd confuse the Nazi Hitler they were searching for with a different Hitler?
 
2021-01-16 3:09:18 PM  
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He was the Supreme Attention Whore, so we would have heard from hm long ago.
 
2021-01-16 3:17:21 PM  

Mouser: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: I'm kinda burnt out on the world pretending guys like Hitler are inhuman megageniuses who have made pacts with literal Satan, signed in babies' blood, pledging to do six abominations before breakfast daily.

He was a regular guy if also a talented public speaker, and we hate that because we want to believe that kind of evil is out of reach of ordinary individuals, except for the part where if that kind of evil didn't resonate in the hearts of millions, he would've been just some dude yelling on the street.

Talented public speakers are a dime a dozen.  The question you should be asking yourself is, what was it about the German public in the early 20th Century that made people go from "yeah, I like what this guy's saying" to "Welp, time to burn the Jews."


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2021-01-16 3:24:20 PM  
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2021-01-16 4:38:28 PM  

ifky: He's alive because people keep him alive
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I can confirm he's living in Syracuse.
 
2021-01-16 4:39:06 PM  

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He was the Supreme Attention Whore, so we would have heard from hm long ago.


We would have loved Twitter.
 
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