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(WCNC Charlotte)   The world's oldest Marine isn't any longer. Semper Fi   (wcnc.com) divider line
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2021-01-15 10:25:52 PM  
I don't know why these old folks seem so happy when they receive their oldest person award. That is the most deadly honor out there.
 
2021-01-15 10:36:46 PM  
Dorothy Cole was a living legend in USMC circles.
Whatta role model.
 
2021-01-16 2:38:27 AM  
FTA

The couple were both hired by the Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley in California before Wiley Cole died of a heart attack in 1955.
Kluttz moved from California to North Carolina in 1976 and Cole followed her to the area around 1979.


So we're just accepting supernatural claims without comment now?
 
2021-01-16 2:42:56 AM  
They really can take a pounding.
 
2021-01-16 2:44:59 AM  
RIP Marine. We have the watch.
 
2021-01-16 2:46:18 AM  
Thank you for your service.
 
2021-01-16 2:46:21 AM  
Isn't there usually someone ready to step up and take their place?
 
2021-01-16 2:49:33 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: FTA

The couple were both hired by the Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley in California before Wiley Cole died of a heart attack in 1955.
Kluttz moved from California to North Carolina in 1976 and Cole followed her to the area around 1979.

So we're just accepting supernatural claims without comment now?


I think they meant her daughter.
 
2021-01-16 2:50:13 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: FTA

The couple were both hired by the Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley in California before Wiley Cole died of a heart attack in 1955.
Kluttz moved from California to North Carolina in 1976 and Cole followed her to the area around 1979.

So we're just accepting supernatural claims without comment now?


Is this a joke or are you actually asking us a really dumb question?
 
2021-01-16 2:50:52 AM  

Torqueknot: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: FTA

The couple were both hired by the Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley in California before Wiley Cole died of a heart attack in 1955.
Kluttz moved from California to North Carolina in 1976 and Cole followed her to the area around 1979.

So we're just accepting supernatural claims without comment now?

I think they meant her daughter.


Christ
 
2021-01-16 2:57:08 AM  

ace in your face: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: FTA

The couple were both hired by the Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley in California before Wiley Cole died of a heart attack in 1955.
Kluttz moved from California to North Carolina in 1976 and Cole followed her to the area around 1979.

So we're just accepting supernatural claims without comment now?

Is this a joke or are you actually asking us a really dumb question?


It was a joke, son.  Its 2am, lighten up.
 
2021-01-16 2:58:29 AM  

ace in your face: Torqueknot: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: FTA

The couple were both hired by the Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley in California before Wiley Cole died of a heart attack in 1955.
Kluttz moved from California to North Carolina in 1976 and Cole followed her to the area around 1979.

So we're just accepting supernatural claims without comment now?

I think they meant her daughter.

Christ


I'd prefer to be mistaken for Odin. He learned something when he was hung up.  I mean other than Romans are dicks.
 
2021-01-16 3:03:12 AM  

ace in your face: Torqueknot: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: FTA

The couple were both hired by the Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley in California before Wiley Cole died of a heart attack in 1955.
Kluttz moved from California to North Carolina in 1976 and Cole followed her to the area around 1979.

So we're just accepting supernatural claims without comment now?

I think they meant her daughter.

Christ


Semper Crucifixistis?
 
2021-01-16 3:34:20 AM  
I really hope 2021 is the year they catch the serial killer cult that is responsible for killing all these oldest people
 
2021-01-16 4:19:25 AM  
I thought I was married to the oldest living Marine. If he goes before I do (doubtful), I'm having him bronzed.
 
2021-01-16 5:57:40 AM  
I hope she had permission, otherwise she is in a world of shiat.
 
2021-01-16 6:08:35 AM  
Semper fortis Marine
 
2021-01-16 12:36:14 PM  

I Swear I'll Jump: I thought I was married to the oldest living Marine. If he goes before I do (doubtful), I'm having him bronzed.


Good idea. It might not help make him longer, but will stop him from shrinking.
 
2021-01-16 12:39:06 PM  
He isn't any shorter either.
 
2021-01-16 4:21:52 PM  
/O
 
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