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2021-01-15 8:43:55 PM  
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2021-01-15 8:46:18 PM  
We will.
 
2021-01-15 8:50:29 PM  
We must act


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2021-01-15 8:51:36 PM  
Huh. He conveyed a clear idea concisely and in complete sentences. And I understood his point, which appears to clearly articulate policy.
 
2021-01-15 8:53:24 PM  

gilgigamesh: Huh. He conveyed a clear idea concisely and in complete sentences. And I understood his point, which appears to clearly articulate policy.


What wizardry is this?
 
2021-01-15 8:54:31 PM  

gilgigamesh: Huh. He conveyed a clear idea concisely and in complete sentences. And I understood his point, which appears to clearly articulate policy.


I know. I'm scared, too.
 
2021-01-15 9:01:08 PM  
I'm trying dammit
 
2021-01-15 10:02:36 PM  

OdradekRex: gilgigamesh: Huh. He conveyed a clear idea concisely and in complete sentences. And I understood his point, which appears to clearly articulate policy.

What wizardry is this?


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2021-01-15 10:12:40 PM  
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2021-01-15 10:13:49 PM  

Badmoodman: We must act


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shakes tiny fist, in solidarity
 
2021-01-15 10:16:43 PM  
I'm confused. He hasn't even once mentioned tax cuts for billionaires.
 
2021-01-15 10:20:10 PM  
He will never speak like Obama. But God dammit if it isn't just so damn soothing to my soul to see and hear the words of a farking adult again.
 
2021-01-15 10:53:24 PM  
Economic imperative?
Watcha gonna do, open nonessential business and feed sloppy Joes to the hungry?
May as well ask the pope to condemn the virus.
 
2021-01-15 10:54:25 PM  

Notabunny: I'm confused. He hasn't even once mentioned tax cuts for billionaires.


Some things are implied.  MBNA runs deep.
 
2021-01-15 11:15:37 PM  
He wrote in complete sentences without wonk power words. 

4 more days..... just 4 more days.
 
2021-01-15 11:34:57 PM  
I can't be an actor. I'll never be able to remember my lines.
 
2021-01-15 11:45:34 PM  
We will.
 
2021-01-16 12:29:48 AM  

Notabunny: I'm confused. He hasn't even once mentioned tax cuts for billionaires.


I know. Not even anything about Rosie O'Donnell
 
2021-01-16 1:05:12 AM  
Break a leg.
 
2021-01-16 1:07:25 AM  
OK, but no Shakespeare.
 
2021-01-16 1:08:23 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Economic imperative?
Watcha gonna do, open nonessential business and feed sloppy Joes to the hungry?
May as well ask the pope to condemn the virus.


Username checks out
 
2021-01-16 1:10:02 AM  
MAGA: I don't buy it.  "Dr." Jill Biden must have written that for him.  Joe's alzheimer's would have him drooling on the phone's screen
 
2021-01-16 1:10:15 AM  
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2021-01-16 1:10:31 AM  

Notabunny: I'm confused. He hasn't even once mentioned tax cuts for billionaires.


And yet somehow everything is the Democrats' fault.  Somehow.  Someone will be along to explain how any second now, probably.

And then on 1/21, every one of the 410,000+ deaths will all be Biden's fault, and impeachments will begin.

Good times.
 
2021-01-16 1:10:42 AM  
Republicans have no intent of allowing Biden to take office.
 
2021-01-16 1:11:37 AM  
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2021-01-16 1:12:28 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Republicans have no intent of allowing Biden to take office.


Well fortunately the National Guard are on hand with orders to apply lethal force to those farking with the inauguration.
 
2021-01-16 1:13:27 AM  

SFSailor: Notabunny: I'm confused. He hasn't even once mentioned tax cuts for billionaires.

And yet somehow everything is the Democrats' fault.  Somehow.  Someone will be along to explain how any second now, probably.

And then on 1/21, every one of the 410,000+ deaths will all be Biden's fault, and impeachments will begin.

Good times.


Every future President will have at least 2 or 3 impeachments under their belts by the time their terms end.
 
2021-01-16 1:14:17 AM  
DJT can't act.
 
2021-01-16 1:14:51 AM  
BTW if I may ask the Fark Liberals (aka  not "Fark Independents") prior to the Orange Retred taking power was there any situation you could imagine where Joe farking Biden would be seen as the exciting candidate?
 
2021-01-16 1:15:03 AM  

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Who knows? Maybe we spend the next four years hooking Manchin and West Virginia up with some pork in order to get anything accomplished.
 
2021-01-16 1:15:46 AM  

gilgigamesh: Huh. He conveyed a clear idea concisely and in complete sentences. And I understood his point, which appears to clearly articulate policy.


In before the mutts declare his statement as "uppity and elitist".

/I know it's already far too late
 
2021-01-16 1:15:54 AM  
I don't understand why would a President have a plan to help people?  Doesn't he play golf?
 
2021-01-16 1:16:10 AM  
Are we doing comedy or tragedy? I can play Macbeth or Basil Fawlty. I can perform a Vagina Monologues excerpt in a pinch.
 
2021-01-16 1:16:30 AM  
I will admit: as cynical as I am about Joe Biden, it's refreshing having a president using Twitter for generic inspirational messages instead of going on unhinged narcissistic rants.
 
2021-01-16 1:16:38 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Republicans have no intent of allowing Biden to take office.


Their consent isn't actually required.


Also, regarding the Biden tweet-isn't it nice to see a statement that suggests that something will be done for the greater good without any preening about what a tremendous job he's doing?
 
2021-01-16 1:16:39 AM  

pueblonative: BTW if I may ask the Fark Liberals (aka  not "Fark Independents") prior to the Orange Retred taking power was there any situation you could imagine where Joe farking Biden would be seen as the exciting candidate?


Is he seen as the exciting candidate? "I'll crawl over broken glass for anyone other than Trump" isn't exactly making a case for that.
 
2021-01-16 1:16:48 AM  
It's incredibly frustrating that I feel so sick with worry for his safety.

The terrorists cannot have another victory. My sanity would not recover.
 
2021-01-16 1:19:01 AM  

OdradekRex: gilgigamesh: Huh. He conveyed a clear idea concisely and in complete sentences. And I understood his point, which appears to clearly articulate policy.

What wizardry is this?


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2021-01-16 1:20:15 AM  

Brat E. Pants: It's incredibly frustrating that I feel so sick with worry for his safety.

The terrorists cannot have another victory. My sanity would not recover.


I'd worry more about Biden taking office, getting his first true look at all the damage Trump has done, and just stroke out right then and there.
 
2021-01-16 1:20:57 AM  

mrparks: DJT can't act.


He can act. But he can't behave.
 
2021-01-16 1:21:54 AM  

Pecunia non olet: pueblonative: BTW if I may ask the Fark Liberals (aka  not "Fark Independents") prior to the Orange Retred taking power was there any situation you could imagine where Joe farking Biden would be seen as the exciting candidate?

Is he seen as the exciting candidate? "I'll crawl over broken glass for anyone other than Trump" isn't exactly making a case for that.


I don't want an exciting candidate.  I want an incredibly boring but competent administrator.  You know, someone like Joe Biden.
 
2021-01-16 1:22:57 AM  

make me some tea: I'm trying dammit


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2021-01-16 1:23:04 AM  

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Thank FSM somebody understands the power Manchin is about to wield.
 
2021-01-16 1:26:42 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: mrparks: DJT can't act.

He can act. But he can't behave.


Wrong. Exhibit A to show just how awful an actor he is:

Ghosts Cant Do It (1989): Donald Trumps Scenes
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2021-01-16 1:26:52 AM  

Pecunia non olet: SFSailor: Notabunny: I'm confused. He hasn't even once mentioned tax cuts for billionaires.

And yet somehow everything is the Democrats' fault.  Somehow.  Someone will be along to explain how any second now, probably.

And then on 1/21, every one of the 410,000+ deaths will all be Biden's fault, and impeachments will begin.

Good times.

Every future President will have at least 2 or 3 impeachments under their belts by the time their terms end.


So farking what.

Like, I really don't even get the point of this thought process.

Is it therefore meaningless to impeach? Is it some weird BSAB? Is it just generic FUD? Or are you just being a pizza cutter?

What's your point?
 
2021-01-16 1:27:47 AM  

pueblonative: BTW if I may ask the Fark Liberals (aka  not "Fark Independents") prior to the Orange Retred taking power was there any situation you could imagine where Joe farking Biden would be seen as the exciting candidate?


He's still not exciting. He's still focused on some mystical "healing" of a country with an active insurgency, including those in top civilian jobs at the Pentagon and over 200 MOC. When he starts giving weekly talks about rooting out these domestic enemies, then I'll get excited.
 
2021-01-16 1:29:25 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Republicans have no intent of allowing Biden to take office.


What will they do to stop him? (Not joking, what do you expect them to try?)
 
2021-01-16 1:31:10 AM  
Nice sentiment.  Be nice if the same "moral imperative" will last after the pandemic so we don't have hungry school kids, homelessness, etc.

Odd, though:  not once did he say "believe me" or "beautiful".
 
2021-01-16 1:31:53 AM  

Pecunia non olet: pueblonative: BTW if I may ask the Fark Liberals (aka  not "Fark Independents") prior to the Orange Retred taking power was there any situation you could imagine where Joe farking Biden would be seen as the exciting candidate?

Is he seen as the exciting candidate? "I'll crawl over broken glass for anyone other than Trump" isn't exactly making a case for that.


Relatively speaking.  I just didn't know that acting like a regular decent human being  albeit with flaws would look that good comparatively.
 
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