zond: Just because that SQL query ran fast on your dev box with a few hundred records doesn't mean it will be equally fast (of even complete) on the production systems with millions of records.
Ambivalence: Stop being a user!
optikeye: Pull the beads out slowly, not like your trying to start a chainsaw and don't cheap out on the lube, geeze it's like 2 bucks more for the good stuff. But do NOT ...I repeat DO NOT mistake hand sanitizer for lube.
styckx: Stop going to the farking emergency room for dumb shiat. There are a brazillon Minute Clinic, Patient First, Urgent Cares that spring up faster than dollar stores yet you farking assholes still insist on showing up to the emergency room for dumb shiat like "My arm hurts from something I did 3 weeks ago"
ruudbob: Never ever hook the black wire into the bare copper or green wire in a supply wire. I have seen that twice.
TexasPeace: "I already drew up all the paperwork. I just need somebody to present it in court."
ruudbob: If your going to silicon caulk around the the outside of a 30 story office building at the top make sure the the tube of black silicone is secure and does not fall next to some poor business guy going into the front door....me.
PainInTheASP: zond: Just because that SQL query ran fast on your dev box with a few hundred records doesn't mean it will be equally fast (of even complete) on the production systems with millions of records."SELECT * FROM "...followed by about fifty left (and right) outer joins....using the following:*==*
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