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(Some Guy)   LeBron James to Coke: "I'm taking my talents to Pepsi"   (frontofficesports.com) divider line
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306 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Jan 2021 at 7:18 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-15 3:19:16 PM  
good I always loved Pepsi

/ ❤
 
2021-01-15 7:34:05 PM  
Pepsi sucks
 
2021-01-15 7:54:21 PM  
His eyes there look like he should be sponsored by Weedmaps.
 
2021-01-15 8:13:42 PM  
Pepsi tastes like flat Coke, it's awful.
 
2021-01-15 8:19:24 PM  
"Not one, not two, not three... but SEVEN Up!"
 
2021-01-15 8:31:29 PM  
Should have taken his talents to Dr. Pepper, or his low rent cousins Dr. Thunder or Mr. Pibb.
 
2021-01-15 8:31:59 PM  
So LeBron Quits Coke?
 
2021-01-15 8:32:42 PM  
That's all Mike Muir ever wanted.
 
2021-01-15 8:37:07 PM  
Bit on an episode of QI last night. Pepsi once owned one of the largest naval fleets in the world because they wanted to corner the market in the Soviet Union, and the USSR paid them in scrap military hardware.

/Got to be honest, when Sandi started that bit, I thought it was going to touch on Harriers for Pepsi points.
 
2021-01-15 10:28:41 PM  
Too bad Len Bias didn't do that.

/Sorry.
 
2021-01-15 10:35:33 PM  

beergut666: His eyes there look like he should be sponsored by Weedmaps.


Did you not notice the caption that mentioned a potential tie-in to Blaze Pizza?
 
2021-01-15 10:38:21 PM  

The_Sponge: Too bad Len Bias didn't do that.

/Sorry.


Too soon?
 
2021-01-15 11:12:42 PM  

TheJoe03: The_Sponge: Too bad Len Bias didn't do that.

/Sorry.

Too soon?


Not at all, but I still feel a little bad posting that joke.
 
2021-01-16 3:57:39 AM  

The Bestest: beergut666: His eyes there look like he should be sponsored by Weedmaps.

Did you not notice the caption that mentioned a potential tie-in to Blaze Pizza?


That's his chain? The shiattier subway of pizza joints?
 
2021-01-16 4:27:16 AM  
Doesn't surprise me. He enjoys being second best.
 
2021-01-16 9:44:07 AM  
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2021-01-16 10:17:16 PM  
Did someone pee pee in his coke?
 
2021-01-17 5:54:20 AM  
I got fired by my boss ... Pepsi
I nailed Jesus to the cross ... Pepsi
Powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
Alcoholic husbands driving frantic wives to tears

Poor old widow's house burned down... Pepsi
Tractors plowing down the hills... Pepsi
Ghastly stench of puppy mills... Pepsi
Sheets with stinking urine
Bloody shards of glass
Mudflaps burned by hot exhaust
Drunkards passing gas

Children dying of disease... Pepsi
Leading helpless teens astray... Pepsi
I can't find the strength to say... Pepsi
Medicated ointment being spread on painful rash
Old outdated software getting thrown into the trash

Everything still tastes the same... Pepsi!
 
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