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(Get Surrey)   Fitness coach apologizes for farting during online PE lesson. Truly, breaking news   (getsurrey.co.uk) divider line
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1713 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2021 at 7:38 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-15 4:03:25 PM  
John Wicks less impressive brother

/ do not mess with his dog
 
2021-01-15 7:40:33 PM  
I had a horse that did that.  Actually, never had a horse that didn't do that.   Never apologized.
 
2021-01-15 7:43:30 PM  
Drew Carey at His low Point
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2021-01-15 7:43:52 PM  
Had a roommate with a gassy Rottweiler back in the day.  She seemed embarrassed every time she tooted.
 
2021-01-15 7:44:15 PM  

AlgaeRancher: John Wicks less impressive brother

/ do not mess with his dog


I think we all know that dude has a ferret.
 
2021-01-15 7:46:51 PM  
How malodorous must a fart be to evoke such a melancholy countenance?

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2021-01-15 7:50:28 PM  
Physical Fartness class.
 
2021-01-15 7:52:36 PM  
Whoa, yesterday we had the pizza box taped to a pole/road sign that told visitors to Fark Off and now a PE teacher farted into Zoom.  Guess the Brexit thing is working out all right if this is the news.
 
2021-01-15 7:52:50 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How malodorous must a fart be to evoke such a melancholy countenance?

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New Year's Eve, earlier in the day my buddy was eating some weird off-brand "loaded skins" potato chips w/ fake bacon, chives, sour cream, etc powder all over them. He was too drunk to drive home, so he crashed on my floor in an old sleeping bag I had lying around. He practically peeled the damn paint, burned my eyes. Yelled at him about it, "how do you think I feel? It has to go right by my face and out of the sleeping bag first!"
 
2021-01-15 7:57:17 PM  
Those moments when you fart and your Zoom window lights up
 
2021-01-15 7:59:29 PM  
If I had to apologize every time I farted....well, let's just say I would be busy
 
2021-01-15 7:59:30 PM  
This whole thread reeks of class and maturity.

A bit like egg salad, actually.
 
2021-01-15 8:00:04 PM  

Trocadero: [YouTube video: Drew Carey at His low Point]


As I was watching this my dad walked by my room, then stopped and asked, 'Are you okay?" Lol
 
2021-01-15 8:02:03 PM  
Breaking news?  More like breaking wind, amirite?  Huh?

I'll see myself out.
 
2021-01-15 8:04:32 PM  
I do not foresee myself ever giving a sincere apology for farting, and likely I won't ever have to fake a sincere apology either.
 
2021-01-15 8:12:56 PM  
Dude needs to look into sound cancelling for his mic.
 
2021-01-15 8:13:54 PM  
Villain Car Pool | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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2021-01-15 8:15:12 PM  
If you need to see other people exercising on a video screen in order to get motivated enough to exercise yourself, you deserve to hear excessively long farts.

Put down that beer and get off your ass, fatty.
 
2021-01-15 8:15:58 PM  
If he would wear the mic around his head instead of around his ass, it wouldn't have been so loud.
 
2021-01-15 8:18:19 PM  
A friend had made a big ol' vat of chili the previous day, so we had been over eating that stuff for two days.  That night I was lying in bed reading, when I released the fart to end all farts.  It seemed to go on forever.  If I hadn't been weighed down by a blanket I would have flew around the room like a balloon. I impressed myself.  I looked behind me to discover my cat, lying right at my butt, starring me and it was clear he was thinking, "you are such an asshole".  Then he shot out of the room.

If I had been married, I would have expected divorce papers in the morning.
 
2021-01-15 8:21:57 PM  

poorjon: Those moments when you fart and your Zoom Boom window lights up


FTFY
 
2021-01-15 8:24:57 PM  
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2021-01-15 8:27:07 PM  
It's not a big deal unless the other people on your Zoom call start passing out.
 
2021-01-15 8:27:33 PM  
It's not news, it's Fart.com
 
2021-01-15 8:29:23 PM  

phishrace: If you need to see other people exercising on a video screen in order to get motivated enough to exercise yourself, you deserve to hear excessively long farts.

Put down that beer and get off your ass, fatty.


I've been healthy and fat at points in my life. I assure you farting happens in both states.
 
2021-01-15 8:32:53 PM  
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2021-01-15 8:33:21 PM  

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Ethan, my man. "Skeletor's breakfast burritooooo" is the best bit of stopmo lip synch ever.
 
2021-01-15 8:36:32 PM  

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blasphemy

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2021-01-15 8:40:07 PM  
Mute buttons exist for a reason. It's downright unhealthy to hold back a fart of that magnitude.
 
2021-01-15 8:45:56 PM  

Smackledorfer: phishrace: If you need to see other people exercising on a video screen in order to get motivated enough to exercise yourself, you deserve to hear excessively long farts.

Put down that beer and get off your ass, fatty.

I've been healthy and fat at points in my life. I assure you farting happens in both states.


Do you currently have a beer in your hand or within easy reach?

I just think the idea of exercise over live video is kind of silly. Great for all it helps, just not something I would try. The last line was pure troll. I'll try to get fresher funnier bait next time.
 
2021-01-15 8:49:22 PM  

phishrace: Smackledorfer: phishrace: If you need to see other people exercising on a video screen in order to get motivated enough to exercise yourself, you deserve to hear excessively long farts.

Put down that beer and get off your ass, fatty.

I've been healthy and fat at points in my life. I assure you farting happens in both states.

Do you currently have a beer in your hand or within easy reach?

I just think the idea of exercise over live video is kind of silly. Great for all it helps, just not something I would try. The last line was pure troll. I'll try to get fresher funnier bait next time.


I don't do live exercise like that these days, but I did enjoy live yoga classes in the past. People farted sometimes.

What a weird preference to insult people over.
 
2021-01-15 8:54:37 PM  
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2021-01-15 10:12:55 PM  

Smackledorfer: phishrace: Smackledorfer: phishrace: If you need to see other people exercising on a video screen in order to get motivated enough to exercise yourself, you deserve to hear excessively long farts.

Put down that beer and get off your ass, fatty.

I've been healthy and fat at points in my life. I assure you farting happens in both states.

Do you currently have a beer in your hand or within easy reach?

I just think the idea of exercise over live video is kind of silly. Great for all it helps, just not something I would try. The last line was pure troll. I'll try to get fresher funnier bait next time.

I don't do live exercise like that these days, but I did enjoy live yoga classes in the past. People farted sometimes.

What a weird preference to insult people over.


I was trolling for laughs, not hurling insults. Did it occur to you that I might be fat?

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2021-01-15 10:18:22 PM  

AlgaeRancher: John Wicks less impressive brother

/ do not mess with his dog


And if he drives a Mach 1, leave it be.  Otherwise, he'll  hop inan even worse handling Chevelle and beat your ass.
 
2021-01-15 10:35:51 PM  

phishrace: Smackledorfer: phishrace: Smackledorfer: phishrace: If you need to see other people exercising on a video screen in order to get motivated enough to exercise yourself, you deserve to hear excessively long farts.

Put down that beer and get off your ass, fatty.

I've been healthy and fat at points in my life. I assure you farting happens in both states.

Do you currently have a beer in your hand or within easy reach?

I just think the idea of exercise over live video is kind of silly. Great for all it helps, just not something I would try. The last line was pure troll. I'll try to get fresher funnier bait next time.

I don't do live exercise like that these days, but I did enjoy live yoga classes in the past. People farted sometimes.

What a weird preference to insult people over.

I was trolling for laughs, not hurling insults. Did it occur to you that I might be fat?

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Bye
 
2021-01-15 10:47:02 PM  
Was in traffic court a few years back.
One of the other fellow law breakers let a nearly identical fart, but on those solid wood pews.
The thunderous echo and bass..
Everyone was laughing...even the judge..
Which put him in a better mood.
/Farts can do it all
//Speeding ticket dismissed
 
2021-01-16 12:06:52 AM  
It's not news, it's Fart
 
2021-01-16 2:33:23 AM  
Oh, a fitness class. I thought it was, you know, a PE class like kids have to go to, and which yes, they're doing online.

That would explain that sad expression. His career in teaching would be at an end forever if his students heard him fart like that.
 
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