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(Vulture)   Stupid times call for stupid jokes. What's yours?   ( divider line
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2021-01-15 11:22:46 PM  
3 votes:

PluckYew: Knock, knock
...Who's there?
Interrupting cow

Better told than written

Littlest nephew *LOVED* that joke, but could not work out the timing when he told it to others.
2021-01-16 8:47:53 PM  
1 vote:
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Control Freak.  Now you say 'Control Freak Who?'"
2021-01-15 11:32:50 PM  
1 vote:
In ancient Babylon, an ambitious general plotted a coup against the King.

Well, things did in fact go wrong, and the general disguised himself and secretly sought his partisans throughout the capital to no avail. In desperation, he climbed the highest mud-brick pyramid in the land and lit a smoky signal fire in hopes of rallying his allies.

Unfortunately, the King's guard saw it first, captured him, and put him to death.

The Searching General Has Determined That Smoking Ziggurats Can Be Hazardous To Your Stealth.
2021-01-15 10:12:10 PM  
1 vote:
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

(shamelessly lifted from Alan Davies on QI.)
2021-01-15 6:40:42 PM  
1 vote:
My go to joke back in the day was actually a physical gag. Tear up a small bit of tissue and discreetly hold it in your hand and ask "How can you tell if someone has been having oral sex with a chicken?" Raise your hand with the tissue bits to your nose, fake a sneeze and blow the tissue bits toward the person you were joking with.
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