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(USA Today)   Fark Ready Headline: I taught Sens. Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz in law school. Clearly they didn't pay attention   (usatoday.com) divider line
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Soy Cowboy
2021-01-15 10:36:58 PM  
30 votes:
Hawley clerked at the Supreme Court. Under Roberts, IIRC. He understands the law. He's just being an asshole. Same with Cruz.
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2021-01-15 10:47:27 PM  
18 votes:

SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.pinimg.com image 236x212]


I didn't think it was possible to want to punch him more.
 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-15 7:40:58 PM  
18 votes:
Huckabee had her High School and Sunday school teacher respond the same way.  XD
 
PaulRB [TotalFark]
2021-01-15 8:00:14 PM  
13 votes:
It's still a good idea to not accept morons into your school.
 
philodough
2021-01-15 10:40:39 PM  
12 votes:
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edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-15 4:38:26 PM  
11 votes:
I thought conservatives didn't like all those elitist east coast lawyers.
 
SloppyFrenchKisser
2021-01-15 10:43:22 PM  
9 votes:
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paulleah
2021-01-15 10:37:09 PM  
8 votes:
Rafael Cruz.
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2021-01-15 10:34:21 PM  
8 votes:
Ted Cruz wouldn't be qualified to run a lemonade stand, let alone have a job in Congress. That's why he's the slimiest of all the Republicans. He's woefully incompetent but has superb skills in sucking up and being a "yes" man.
 
pjbreeze
2021-01-15 11:25:48 PM  
7 votes:
Ted Cruz born Rafael Edward Cruz in Calgary, Canada obtained political asylum in the USA after his student visa expired.  Sure sounds like one of those immigrants that Trumpy warned people were coming.
 
TheMysteriousStranger [TotalFark]
2021-01-15 10:51:14 PM  
7 votes:
Given that Cruz has had an incredibly successful career as a lawyer, in his case it more like he simply sold out and was willing be a hack. The very fact that the legal arguments he makes in his political speeches is often wrong at the high school level should make it clear that this is the case. No one who actually believes what he says could pass the Bar Exam.
 
OddLlama
2021-01-15 10:40:00 PM  
6 votes:
Maybe you should have reflected that in your grading.
 
GlamrLama
2021-01-15 11:24:45 PM  
4 votes:

Soy Cowboy: Hawley clerked at the Supreme Court. Under Roberts, IIRC. He understands the law. He's just being an asshole. Same with Cruz.


These asswipes pretty much played along with Trumps fraud and enbolded him with their fantasy legal claims to the country's peril.
 
recondite cetacean
2021-01-15 10:42:26 PM  
3 votes:
"They know the process worked normally because I taught them how the process works. "

You tried and they earned a c plus. You taught dies not mean they learned.
 
GlamrLama
2021-01-15 11:30:24 PM  
2 votes:

pdieten: I get the sense that if you graduated from an Ivy League law school and then are publicly called out by one of your law professors in this way, that has to feel like a reasonably serious mark of shame.


Shame?  Are you serious?
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2021-01-15 11:01:54 PM  
2 votes:
Remember the Republicans' negative campaign  about Democrats nominating "activist judges" who "legislate from the bench"?

I'm not Pepperidge Farm, but I still remember.
 
fmonahan [TotalFark]
2021-01-15 10:40:04 PM  
2 votes:
Can't these schools revoke their degrees?
 
The Drawing Board
2021-01-16 7:42:36 AM  
1 vote:
Lots of world class shiatbags go to Harvard
 
Fista-Phobia
2021-01-15 11:20:55 PM  
1 vote:

Soy Cowboy: Hawley clerked at the Supreme Court. Under Roberts, IIRC. He understands the law. He's just being an asshole. Same with Cruz.


An asshole? Well, I'm glad that's been sorted out.

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pdieten
2021-01-15 11:18:55 PM  
1 vote:
I get the sense that if you graduated from an Ivy League law school and then are publicly called out by one of your law professors in this way, that has to feel like a reasonably serious mark of shame.
 
SonOfSpam [TotalFark]
2021-01-15 11:09:13 PM  
1 vote:

Soy Cowboy: Hawley clerked at the Supreme Court. Under Roberts, IIRC. He understands the law. He's just being an asshole. Same with Cruz.


You mean to say that lying liars, lied?

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433 [TotalFark]
2021-01-15 11:05:07 PM  
1 vote:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Remember the Republicans' negative campaign  about Democrats nominating "activist judges" who "legislate from the bench"?  I'm not Pepperidge Farm, but I still remember.


Oh no, the idea has stuck.  It's a common refrain when judges act against a conservative's wishes.
 
KiwDaWabbit
2021-01-15 10:35:56 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure Mike Ross learned more at Harvard Law than Ted Cruz ever did.
 
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