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(Daily Dot)   Blaming Antifa for the riots and claiming they're paid to show up by Soros might be okay for Parler, but not okay for your middle school language arts class, Ms. Florida Teacher   (god.dailydot.com) divider line
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2021-01-15 2:30:24 PM  
For those students in the back. And since this is Floriduh I'll type slowly.

Thanks again Cat.

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2021-01-15 3:14:35 PM  
Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?
 
2021-01-15 3:37:00 PM  
She'll probably land a job in Texas.
 
2021-01-15 3:39:41 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?


Usually by quantity and velocity of spittle...it's a burgeoning area of study.
 
2021-01-15 3:40:48 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?


Why would you care to?   But if you do, just check the Bristol chart for classification.
 
2021-01-15 3:42:27 PM  
You're a substitute, no one wants to hear your opinion
Take the roll
Turn on the video you'll be watching several times today
Sit back and wait for the next class.
 
2021-01-15 3:43:33 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?


Their bank accounts and twitter histories, the ones who are not are the wealthy who vote GoP for financial reasons...

But since you are what you do and not by what you say you believe, everyone other supporter is either a racist terrorist, or knowingly supports racists, criminals and terrorists.
 
2021-01-15 3:43:51 PM  
Antifa tried to stop the certification process for Biden to become president? For what purpose - I thought Antifa looooooved Biden, according to you guys?
 
2021-01-15 3:44:27 PM  
The anti-education Party is brainwashed and stupid and crazy.
Who would have thought???
 
2021-01-15 3:44:30 PM  
"Language Arts"?

what the hell kind of - wtf?

in my day it was called "English class" or "Spanish Class"
 
2021-01-15 3:45:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?


A number of trump supporters are terrorists. All Trump supporters are terrorist sympathizers.
 
2021-01-15 3:45:55 PM  
Everyone there at the Capitol was wearing Trump hear. So how did she know who were real Trump American traitors, and who were Anti-fascist disguised as Trump traitors?

Or is that just like her opinion, man?
 
2021-01-15 3:45:56 PM  
There are just people out there that truly need a 2X4 to the back of the head.
 
2021-01-15 3:47:17 PM  
dub enough to think C-list TV game show host and failed mail-order steak mogul Donald farking Trump is a great leader, dumb enough to think antifa jumped in to do exactly what you've been threatening to do while you were standing there telling everyone you were gonna do it.
 
2021-01-15 3:47:55 PM  

sjmcc13: Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?

Their bank accounts and twitter histories, the ones who are not are the wealthy who vote GoP for financial reasons...

But since you are what you do and not by what you say you believe, everyone other supporter is either a racist terrorist, or knowingly supports racists, criminals and terrorists.


There's a third group, like probably this teacher.
The religious and/or conspiracy nutters who are true believers.
Sometimes the Party really support their beliefs (such as being against abortion) and sometimes they don't.
But Pence is another example of a True Believer.
There's a lot of overlap though. You can be a True Believer and a Grifter and a Racist Terrorist.
 
2021-01-15 3:48:02 PM  
dumb enough to spell dumb..
 
2021-01-15 3:50:15 PM  

skinink: Everyone there at the Capitol was wearing Trump hear. So how did she know who were real Trump American traitors, and who were Anti-fascist disguised as Trump traitors?

Or is that just like her opinion, man?


The antifas were the ones who did anything illegal or violent, duh.
 
2021-01-15 3:50:38 PM  
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2021-01-15 3:56:33 PM  
I have friends who I've known forever who have become staunch Trump supporters. The strongman playbook of drawing lines in the sand, creating a false crisis, and emphasizing the "us" vs "them" mentality really resonates with people. One friend actually blamed An-TEEfa (I really love how the "anti" is de emphasized) immediately. "Those are not Trump supporters", he said of that picture of Jerkoff Jameroquai and friends. It's just too hard for a lot of moderate Trump supporters to fathom that they are solidly on the wrong side of history here.

He told me I would board my house up if BLM came to my area. I was like, no, actually there was a BLM event in my town, they walked past my house, and I sat on my porch with a beer and watched.

Trump has done us a service. These people were always here. Now we see them.
 
2021-01-15 3:58:10 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?


I propose a total and complete shutdown of Trump supporters entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.
 
2021-01-15 3:59:01 PM  
Yeah, and my students blame antifa for all their wrong math answers also.
 
2021-01-15 4:01:26 PM  
Yesterday I dropped a coffee mug, broke it, spilled a bunch of coffee. When my wife came into the room I said "Antifa did this." I plan to continue using this one for the next several years.
 
2021-01-15 4:03:27 PM  
"No. In fact, there's video showing Trump supporters trying to stop the people breaking windows," she says.

All those guns, and they couldn't stop 3 hippies from entering the capital? Huh.
 
2021-01-15 4:07:55 PM  
As well as the implication that Trump was going to give a big speech in the capital and not a single one of his supporters came? All the people there are false flags?!
 
2021-01-15 4:09:04 PM  

Begoggle: sjmcc13: Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?

Their bank accounts and twitter histories, the ones who are not are the wealthy who vote GoP for financial reasons...

But since you are what you do and not by what you say you believe, everyone other supporter is either a racist terrorist, or knowingly supports racists, criminals and terrorists.

There's a third group, like probably this teacher.
The religious and/or conspiracy nutters who are true believers.
Sometimes the Party really support their beliefs (such as being against abortion) and sometimes they don't.
But Pence is another example of a True Believer.
There's a lot of overlap though. You can be a True Believer and a Grifter and a Racist Terrorist.


You can not be a religious true believer, and then support the exact opposite of what your religions stated values actually are.

Anyone who solely falls under true believer is either lying to protect their ego, or so out of touch with reality that they should be institutionalized.
 
2021-01-15 4:09:22 PM  
To be fair, Florida's standard for becoming a teacher are basically an English degree and a willingness to show up to work for at least 4/5th your scheduled classes.
 
2021-01-15 4:10:00 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: "Language Arts"?

what the hell kind of - wtf?

in my day it was called "English class" or "Spanish Class"


I'll get off your lawn, language arts was being used in my early 90s elementary school.
 
2021-01-15 4:10:59 PM  
So, Antifa riots all summer, but gets a free pass because ....??

Revisionist history only educates morons.
 
2021-01-15 4:13:07 PM  
and was it polk county?

yup. polk county. polk county substitute teacher, even.
 
2021-01-15 4:15:12 PM  

zgrizz: So, Antifa riots all summer, but gets a free pass because ....??

Revisionist history only educates morons.


Antifa protested all summer and got tear gassed for the trouble. Rioters came in at night after all the cops mysteriously stopped giving a damn. Everyone who rioted was eventually given a lengthy jail sentence. Zero politicians advertised for the rioters, joined them, or called them patriots. There's your short history for your short attention span.
 
2021-01-15 4:17:23 PM  
real bunch a crackers over there.....

(mostly. there are some good people literally everywhere. but mostly.)

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2021-01-15 4:17:47 PM  
I'd mock Signal users in place of Parler users now. Since Parler's demise, Signal's had explosive growth among paranoid delusionsals, encouraged by Elon Musk, while white nationalist influencers are making a push on Telegram, with MeWe, CloutHub, and other apps growing rapidly as well. Signal was started by WhatsApp's founder, with some real attention to privacy, and some growth of these apps is also due to privacy fans fleeing WhatsApp, after WhatsApp announced they'd share everyone's private data with Facebook and Instagram. Former Parlerists are starting to consider privacy after widespread media reports that nearly all of Parler's posts and meta data, including GPS-tagged images and deleted posts, were scraped and published by a white knight group just before the site was closed.
 
2021-01-15 4:19:52 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: "Language Arts"?

what the hell kind of - wtf?

in my day it was called "English class" or "Spanish Class"


It was called that back in the 1970's in my public school.
 
2021-01-15 4:25:15 PM  
I keep typing snarky comments and then deleting them because the willful stupidity of Trumpers is so extreme I can't come up with anything to match it.  I am at long last genuinely experiencing "I can't even."
 
2021-01-15 4:28:38 PM  

UltimaCS: zgrizz: So, Antifa riots all summer, but gets a free pass because ....??

Revisionist history only educates morons.

Antifa protested all summer and got tear gassed for the trouble. Rioters came in at night after all the cops mysteriously stopped giving a damn. Everyone who rioted was eventually given a lengthy jail sentence. Zero politicians advertised for the rioters, joined them, or called them patriots. There's your short history for your short attention span.


You know how I know you don't live in Portland? Jail sentences? Not from our DA. All summer long fark kept saying burn it down...burn it all down. ACAB! ACAB! Kill the pigs! Well you got what you wanted in spades. It's just the wrong side did it.

So tuck that up side ways in your short attention span.
 
2021-01-15 4:31:18 PM  

Begoggle: sjmcc13: Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?

Their bank accounts and twitter histories, the ones who are not are the wealthy who vote GoP for financial reasons...

But since you are what you do and not by what you say you believe, everyone other supporter is either a racist terrorist, or knowingly supports racists, criminals and terrorists.

There's a third group, like probably this teacher.
The religious and/or conspiracy nutters who are true believers.
Sometimes the Party really support their beliefs (such as being against abortion) and sometimes they don't.
But Pence is another example of a True Believer.
There's a lot of overlap though. You can be a True Believer and a Grifter and a Racist Terrorist.


Ahhh, the old "triple threat."
 
2021-01-15 4:34:44 PM  
 
2021-01-15 4:35:54 PM  

zgrizz: So, Antifa riots all summer, but gets a free pass because ....??

Revisionist history only educates morons.


Antifa people were shot, gassed, beaten and arrested, and the players who damaged federal property are being charged with federal crimes.  Are you saying Antifa stuff last summer somehow excuses a seditious and murderous invasion of the United States Capitol?  Please tell us you aren't that farking stupid.
 
2021-01-15 4:36:11 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: UltimaCS: zgrizz: So, Antifa riots all summer, but gets a free pass because ....??

Revisionist history only educates morons.

Antifa protested all summer and got tear gassed for the trouble. Rioters came in at night after all the cops mysteriously stopped giving a damn. Everyone who rioted was eventually given a lengthy jail sentence. Zero politicians advertised for the rioters, joined them, or called them patriots. There's your short history for your short attention span.

You know how I know you don't live in Portland? Jail sentences? Not from our DA. All summer long fark kept saying burn it down...burn it all down. ACAB! ACAB! Kill the pigs! Well you got what you wanted in spades. It's just the wrong side did it.

So tuck that up side ways in your short attention span.


your name, it's inspiring, man......

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2021-01-15 4:37:39 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: UltimaCS: zgrizz: So, Antifa riots all summer, but gets a free pass because ....??

Revisionist history only educates morons.

Antifa protested all summer and got tear gassed for the trouble. Rioters came in at night after all the cops mysteriously stopped giving a damn. Everyone who rioted was eventually given a lengthy jail sentence. Zero politicians advertised for the rioters, joined them, or called them patriots. There's your short history for your short attention span.

You know how I know you don't live in Portland? Jail sentences? Not from our DA. All summer long fark kept saying burn it down...burn it all down. ACAB! ACAB! Kill the pigs! Well you got what you wanted in spades. It's just the wrong side did it.

So tuck that up side ways in your short attention span.


Weird that I can't find a single instance of him saying any of that. Just articles from August wharrgarbling about how he doesn't want to prosecute any protestors that the police thought were disrespecting their authoritah.
 
2021-01-15 4:38:12 PM  
Seems like Trumpers are breaking down emotionally all over the place. Literally had a dude throw a screaming temper tantrum in a WoW raid of all places because he messed up a boss mechanic.
 
2021-01-15 4:40:56 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Not all Trump supporters are terrorists.

But how can you tell them apart?


Doesnt matter.  Bush Doctrine.  All terrorists and terrorist enablers.
 
2021-01-15 4:44:37 PM  

FLAKENGA: https://www.deseret.com/utah/2021/1/1​4​/22231783/salt-lake-valley-man-charged​-federally-for-alleged-role-in-u-s-cap​itol-riot-insurrection-trump?ICID=ref_​fark

Do you even read fark.


This guy's whole, deal, if you've been following it, is weird and shady AF. He and his brother were adopted by a white conservative Utah couple. The brother is hardcore MAGA. But this guy, John, aka "Jayden X," supposedly started supporting BLM this past summer. But Utah BLM kicked him out for causing trouble and getting people arrested. Turns out, that's his thing. He goes from city to city, causes trouble, gets people arrested, gets kicked out. Mind you, when he himself gets arrested, he seems to get released pretty fast. So, long story short, he's a skeevy little paid narc.
 
2021-01-15 4:45:32 PM  
Remember those Soros bucks I never saw one penny of?

The GOP sure saw a lot of Billionaire Bucks.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2​0​21/jan/15/trump-republicans-election-d​efeat-club-for-growth
 
2021-01-15 4:47:43 PM  
Just FYI being ANTIFA for hire by Soros isn't as great a side hustle as it sounds and we're now trying to unionize.
 
2021-01-15 4:49:07 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: "Language Arts"?

what the hell kind of - wtf?

in my day it was called "English class" or "Spanish Class"


Back in my day was the aughts.

When subtitles were popular.
English 101
English 201-language history
English 301-lit
English 401- writing and language
English 402-honors

So, freshman, sophomore, junior, senior, college prep.
 
2021-01-15 4:53:04 PM  
"Supporters arrived and suddenly there was violence. Already, three of those have been identified as Antifa members," she lied.

It's not a lie if she believed it.  it dumber than a bag of hammers and now I have to apologize to bags of hammers, but it is not a lie.
 
2021-01-15 5:03:39 PM  
Now I know for a long time we have left the standards of education in this country to the states and while that has worked out okay in some states in others it is little shorty of disaster as utterly unqualified people who have anti science and revisionist agendas are getting themselves on to committees that states appoint to plan out text books for students in K-12 .

I really do think we need a better way to handle it that puts all 50 states on the same plan and ensures students are being taught factual information that is untainted by religious or political interference.

Would this solve the issue of slipping educational standards in the US?  Not entirely more needs to be done to do that but it would help and it would not happen over night.    Also it would be a hell of a fight to get it into operation as there would undoubtedly be push back from some states.
 
2021-01-15 5:34:59 PM  
How is it these people manage to not accidentally kill themselves every day? I can't imagine being that stupid and surviving to adulthood.
 
2021-01-15 5:37:24 PM  
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