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(Mirror.co.uk)   Random woman has a theory for who really caused Jack's death in Titanic. How come nobody ever blames the iceberg?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-15 12:39:03 PM  
I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

/hard to have a tragic movie if all the important characters live.

//I still think making a $175 million dollar movie and the moral of the story is " money isn't everything" is very funny. Especially when it went on to somehow make all of the money 💰
 
2021-01-15 12:41:17 PM  
It's fun to watch people brain through a thing.
 
2021-01-15 12:44:18 PM  
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2021-01-15 12:44:45 PM  
Better this than cosplaying Red Dawn I guess.
 
2021-01-15 12:50:53 PM  

AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.


Yeah it was the shiatty writer (yes, I know it was Cameron)

/she holds on to the diamond for 80 years and throws it overboard? WTF?
//"that's okay mom. Well all couldn't go to college and Timmy died because you said we couldn't afford the surgery but it's your symbolic gesture that counts
///"We've been searching for that diamond for years and had to listen to your farking story and you throw it overboard? C'mon guys, let's send her after it"
 
2021-01-15 12:52:05 PM  
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2021-01-15 12:53:03 PM  
Women....
 
2021-01-15 1:03:35 PM  
An outdated patriarchal code which says that men are supposed to defend women with their lives?
 
2021-01-15 1:07:35 PM  
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2021-01-15 1:24:14 PM  
I chuckled.
 
2021-01-15 1:31:40 PM  
Titanic is probably the least known adaptation of Taxi Driver
 
2021-01-15 1:36:56 PM  
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2021-01-15 1:38:36 PM  

AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

/hard to have a tragic movie if all the important characters live.

//I still think making a $175 million dollar movie and the moral of the story is " money isn't everything" is very funny. Especially when it went on to somehow make all of the money 💰


Damn those scripts strike again!  How many people have scripts killed now?  It must surely be in the thousands...  Someone should do something
 
2021-01-15 1:54:05 PM  

edmo: It's fun to watch people brain through a thing.


Some more than others:

Titanic Survival Results | MythBusters
Youtube JVgkvaDHmto
 
2021-01-15 1:59:30 PM  
The captain is responsible, as he was trying to set a speed record with a ship full of people. He's responsible for the safety of every soul on his ship anyway.
 
2021-01-15 1:59:51 PM  

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That was a great episode.

"That God-awful Celine Dion song"

"Who?"

"Some lounge singer in Canada".
 
2021-01-15 2:25:14 PM  

Mugato: AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

Yeah it was the shiatty writer (yes, I know it was Cameron)

/she holds on to the diamond for 80 years and throws it overboard? WTF?
//"that's okay mom. Well all couldn't go to college and Timmy died because you said we couldn't afford the surgery but it's your symbolic gesture that counts
///"We've been searching for that diamond for years and had to listen to your farking story and you throw it overboard? C'mon guys, let's send her after it"


No, don't you get it? She held on to that diamond knowing it was only a matter of time until there was an expedition out to retrieve it from the remains of the Titanic. She knew that although they would never find the diamond, they would find Jack's naked painting of her wearing it. She would use that as leverage to get them to bring her out far into the Atlantic Ocean right where the Titanic sank. She first psyched herself up by telling the story in full detail. Then, in the still of the night, she sneaks out and throws it in the ocean thus paving the way to die peacefully in her sleep to be reunited with Jack and the 1500 other ghosts from the Titanic.

It makes perfect sense.
 
2021-01-15 2:36:59 PM  
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2021-01-15 4:21:57 PM  

Polish Hussar: edmo: It's fun to watch people brain through a thing.

Some more than others:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JVgkvaDH​mto]


Yep. I miss Mythbusters. Another favorite of mine was when they did Breaking Bad myths. At least that director had the decency to admit his mistake unlike Cameron.
 
2021-01-15 4:24:03 PM  

AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

/hard to have a tragic movie if all the important characters live.

//I still think making a $175 million dollar movie and the moral of the story is " money isn't everything" is very funny. Especially when it went on to somehow make all of the money 💰


I am sure the irony is not lost on Cameron that seeding the script with anti-capitalist tropes, with the subtilty of a Soviet propaganda film from the 1930's, yields a billion dollars+ in revenue.
 
2021-01-15 4:49:28 PM  
I saw Titanic in its movie theater run.  When Rose goes to toss the diamond off the ship some how the way it played out gave me the giggles, as soon as she put her foot on the railing I thought she was gonna jump and I lost it in a packed, silent movie theater laughing like a Hyena.

Titanic - An Ocean of Memories scene (Alternate ending, *with alternate music)
Youtube Jdd1Y5hXvd8


/marijuana might have been involved
//RIP Bill Pullman
///Screw your three slashies
 
2021-01-15 5:55:56 PM  

Mugato: AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

Yeah it was the shiatty writer (yes, I know it was Cameron)

/she holds on to the diamond for 80 years and throws it overboard? WTF?
//"that's okay mom. Well all couldn't go to college and Timmy died because you said we couldn't afford the surgery but it's your symbolic gesture that counts
///"We've been searching for that diamond for years and had to listen to your farking story and you throw it overboard? C'mon guys, let's send her after it"


What could have been better revenge than living large off her ex-fiancé's dime? Maybe get a Leo tattoo like the rest of us.
 
2021-01-15 6:10:16 PM  

Russ1642: The captain is responsible, as he was trying to set a speed record with a ship full of people. He's responsible for the safety of every soul on his ship anyway.


But they were in God's hands.
 
2021-01-15 6:20:11 PM  

Mugato: AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

Yeah it was the shiatty writer (yes, I know it was Cameron)

/she holds on to the diamond for 80 years and throws it overboard? WTF?
//"that's okay mom. Well all couldn't go to college and Timmy died because you said we couldn't afford the surgery but it's your symbolic gesture that counts
///"We've been searching for that diamond for years and had to listen to your farking story and you throw it overboard? C'mon guys, let's send her after it"


The entire current day treasure hunting narrative framework was completely unnecessary.
 
2021-01-15 6:23:56 PM  

Magnanimous_J: Mugato: AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

Yeah it was the shiatty writer (yes, I know it was Cameron)

/she holds on to the diamond for 80 years and throws it overboard? WTF?
//"that's okay mom. Well all couldn't go to college and Timmy died because you said we couldn't afford the surgery but it's your symbolic gesture that counts
///"We've been searching for that diamond for years and had to listen to your farking story and you throw it overboard? C'mon guys, let's send her after it"

The entire current day treasure hunting narrative framework was completely unnecessary.


That was Cameron wanking off to his "sea explorer" fantasies.
 
2021-01-15 7:26:40 PM  

Magnanimous_J: Mugato: AlgaeRancher: I am going to go with the script caused jacks death.

Yeah it was the shiatty writer (yes, I know it was Cameron)

/she holds on to the diamond for 80 years and throws it overboard? WTF?
//"that's okay mom. Well all couldn't go to college and Timmy died because you said we couldn't afford the surgery but it's your symbolic gesture that counts
///"We've been searching for that diamond for years and had to listen to your farking story and you throw it overboard? C'mon guys, let's send her after it"

The entire current day treasure hunting narrative framework was completely unnecessary.


They were worried it would be too short.
 
2021-01-15 7:48:29 PM  
It wasn't the iceberg, subby. The cause of death would be either drowning or hypothermia.

The iceberg merely placed him in the water with no lifeboat.
 
2021-01-15 10:23:30 PM  

Magnanimous_J: The entire current day treasure hunting narrative framework was completely unnecessary.


The evil rich fiance cliche was completely unnecessary. It was already done in Caddyshack 2.
 
2021-01-15 10:26:00 PM  

Mikey1969: It wasn't the iceberg, subby. The cause of death would be either drowning or hypothermia.

The iceberg merely placed him in the water with no lifeboat.


"You killed him!"

"No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

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2021-01-16 12:42:01 PM  
This is the most unreadable article ever posted.
 
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