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(Twitter)   Protip: when your fantasy insurrection league drafts, Kash Patel is a bargain sleeper pick you may even be able to get in the second or third round. Tag is for Rudy, again   (twitter.com) divider line
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3143 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Jan 2021 at 6:32 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-15 6:50:24 PM  
19 votes:
Giuliani: "Kash me outside. Howbow dat?"
 
2021-01-15 6:40:45 PM  
18 votes:
Many uthans died to bring us this information.
 
2021-01-15 6:35:37 PM  
8 votes:
In this week's episode of Butt-dialing With Rudy...
 
2021-01-15 6:55:29 PM  
7 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.

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Looks like he's getting a wedgie when this picture was taken.  Maybe he just has a permanent 'wedgie face'.
 
2021-01-15 7:06:54 PM  
6 votes:

FrancoFile: Soup4Bonnie: people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.


I half-way assumed "Kash" is a money-transfer app, and Rudy is trying to get funds from a Russian.


He uses Four Seasons Total Payday Loans for that.
 
2021-01-15 6:37:17 PM  
6 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.



I half-way assumed "Kash" is a money-transfer app, and Rudy is trying to get funds from a Russian.
 
2021-01-15 6:50:45 PM  
5 votes:
 
2021-01-15 7:19:11 PM  
4 votes:

gameshowhost: What the fark is an "uthan"?


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2021-01-15 6:46:21 PM  
4 votes:
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2021-01-15 6:41:45 PM  
4 votes:
Cyber security expert Rudy Giuliani.
 
2021-01-15 7:05:23 PM  
3 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.
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He kinda looks like he just got one. Or that's his "that wasn't a fart" look.
 
2021-01-15 7:07:01 PM  
2 votes:

backhand.slap.of.reason: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

Wasn't Kelly head of the Latin Kings?


Nope it's Brian
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2021-01-15 6:51:37 PM  
2 votes:
Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.


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2021-01-15 6:45:36 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-16 12:36:21 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-15 7:26:50 PM  
1 vote:

Soup4Bonnie: Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.

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looks like he's already in the middle of getting one

O_O
 
2021-01-15 7:08:03 PM  
1 vote:

Bennie Crabtree: J Edgar Hoover (first base)
Lenin (pitcher)
Castro (short stop)
Trotsky (Lenin is a biatch without Trotsky telling him what to do) (catcher)
Malcolm X (second base)
Rosa Luxemburg (Third Base)
Emma Goldman (Left field)
MLK Jr (Center field)
Angela Davis (Right Field)
Louis Riel (Designated hitter)


Impressive!
 
2021-01-15 7:04:52 PM  
1 vote:

Soup4Bonnie: backhand.slap.of.reason: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

Wasn't Kelly head of the Latin Kings?

Looks like it and it looks like they (FBI) have known his name for a long time now.

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Imagine clawing your way to the top of your class in order to become a federal agent only to spend you days scouring the facebook feeds of mouthbreathing paste eaters?
 
2021-01-15 7:01:21 PM  
1 vote:
What the fark is an "uthan"?
 
2021-01-15 6:58:14 PM  
1 vote:
J Edgar Hoover (first base)
Lenin (pitcher)
Castro (short stop)
Trotsky (Lenin is a biatch without Trotsky telling him what to do) (catcher)
Malcolm X (second base)
Rosa Luxemburg (Third Base)
Emma Goldman (Left field)
MLK Jr (Center field)
Angela Davis (Right Field)
Louis Riel (Designated hitter)
 
2021-01-15 6:47:59 PM  
1 vote:
What an idiot... I mean we knew that already but still.
 
2021-01-15 6:38:38 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Soup4Bonnie: people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.


I half-way assumed "Kash" is a money-transfer app, and Rudy is trying to get funds from a Russian.


Maybe this explains the Russian Navy captain who just got accused of stealing the propellers off his own destroyer. 39 million rubles sounds like a lot until you convert to dollars.
 
2021-01-15 6:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
In the MyPillow guy notes from the next thread, he's suggesting moving Kash Patel to Acting CIA apparently.
 
2021-01-15 6:34:20 PM  
1 vote:
people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.
 
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