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2021-01-15 11:02:12 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-01-15 11:42:18 AM  
These people ain't too bright.
 
2021-01-15 12:02:24 PM  
Maybe when you do the crimes you can lea...never mind. Carry on. You do you.
 
2021-01-15 4:14:10 PM  
Four years of openly breaking the law has made them sloppy

/excellent
 
2021-01-15 6:34:20 PM  
people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.
 
2021-01-15 6:35:37 PM  
In this week's episode of Butt-dialing With Rudy...
 
2021-01-15 6:37:07 PM  
 
2021-01-15 6:37:17 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.



I half-way assumed "Kash" is a money-transfer app, and Rudy is trying to get funds from a Russian.
 
2021-01-15 6:37:29 PM  
In the MyPillow guy notes from the next thread, he's suggesting moving Kash Patel to Acting CIA apparently.
 
2021-01-15 6:38:38 PM  

FrancoFile: Soup4Bonnie: people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.


I half-way assumed "Kash" is a money-transfer app, and Rudy is trying to get funds from a Russian.


Maybe this explains the Russian Navy captain who just got accused of stealing the propellers off his own destroyer. 39 million rubles sounds like a lot until you convert to dollars.
 
2021-01-15 6:39:09 PM  
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2021-01-15 6:39:12 PM  

Astorix: These people ain't too brightare downright stupid.


FTFY
 
2021-01-15 6:40:11 PM  
No, he was talking about Cash, with a "c".  For popping collars.
 
2021-01-15 6:40:44 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection


How the hell is "violent entry" a misdemeanor?
 
2021-01-15 6:40:45 PM  
Many uthans died to bring us this information.
 
2021-01-15 6:41:45 PM  
Cyber security expert Rudy Giuliani.
 
2021-01-15 6:42:31 PM  

hausman007: In the MyPillow guy notes from the next thread, he's suggesting moving Kash Patel to Acting CIA apparently.


backhand.slap.of.reason: [Fark user image 394x591]


There ya go
 
2021-01-15 6:44:03 PM  

libranoelrose: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

How the hell is "violent entry" a misdemeanor?


They've netted a large number on smaller charges while they investigate other charges to bring against them.
 
2021-01-15 6:45:16 PM  

Ring of Fire: Cyber security expert Rudy Giuliani.


The deleted text from Rudy:

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2021-01-15 6:45:36 PM  
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2021-01-15 6:46:19 PM  
Big like my penis.  ooof.   Sorry!!  Unless you're viewing from space, then YW.
 
2021-01-15 6:46:21 PM  
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2021-01-15 6:46:52 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection


Wasn't Kelly head of the Latin Kings?
 
2021-01-15 6:47:59 PM  
What an idiot... I mean we knew that already but still.
 
2021-01-15 6:48:24 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: libranoelrose: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

How the hell is "violent entry" a misdemeanor?

They've netted a large number on smaller charges while they investigate other charges to bring against them.


Charge and arrest on the stuff that's easy to prove.  Indictments can be amended.
 
2021-01-15 6:48:38 PM  
If people weren't getting killed, it would be perfected by the yakity sax theme for all of this.
 
2021-01-15 6:49:11 PM  
The fact that these assholes are still scheming in the eleventh hour makes the lack of 25th amendment section 4 action by Pence all the more pathetic. Did Trump pick Pence as VPOTUS simply because he has blackmail worthy kompromat on him?
 
2021-01-15 6:50:24 PM  
Giuliani: "Kash me outside. Howbow dat?"
 
2021-01-15 6:50:26 PM  

fragMasterFlash: The fact that these assholes are still scheming in the eleventh hour makes the lack of 25th amendment section 4 action by Pence all the more pathetic. Did Trump pick Pence as VPOTUS simply because he has blackmail worthy kompromat on him?


Reminder:  Trump didn't pick Pence.  A traitor and convicted felon did. He's in this all the way up past the fly on his head.
 
2021-01-15 6:50:45 PM  
 
2021-01-15 6:51:37 PM  
Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.


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2021-01-15 6:53:33 PM  

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2021-01-15 6:54:18 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

Wasn't Kelly head of the Latin Kings?


Looks like it and it looks like they (FBI) have known his name for a long time now.

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2021-01-15 6:54:22 PM  

libranoelrose: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

How the hell is "violent entry" a misdemeanor?


It's a bookmark. There will be more when bunkie is gone.
 
2021-01-15 6:55:29 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.

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Looks like he's getting a wedgie when this picture was taken.  Maybe he just has a permanent 'wedgie face'.
 
2021-01-15 6:55:45 PM  

saturn badger: libranoelrose: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

How the hell is "violent entry" a misdemeanor?

It's a bookmark. There will be more when bunkie is gone.


And that so called misdemeanor is ten years in the pen
 
2021-01-15 6:58:14 PM  
J Edgar Hoover (first base)
Lenin (pitcher)
Castro (short stop)
Trotsky (Lenin is a biatch without Trotsky telling him what to do) (catcher)
Malcolm X (second base)
Rosa Luxemburg (Third Base)
Emma Goldman (Left field)
MLK Jr (Center field)
Angela Davis (Right Field)
Louis Riel (Designated hitter)
 
2021-01-15 7:00:56 PM  
Fun fact: the guy Rudy is texting is the Proud Boy brother of the "antifa" guy (who BLM groups pegged as a suspicious provocateur last November and refused to have anything to do with) arrested recently.

They're basically conspiring to use the provocateur to falsely accuse "antifa" for the Capitol riots.
 
2021-01-15 7:01:21 PM  
What the fark is an "uthan"?
 
2021-01-15 7:04:52 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: backhand.slap.of.reason: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

Wasn't Kelly head of the Latin Kings?

Looks like it and it looks like they (FBI) have known his name for a long time now.

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Imagine clawing your way to the top of your class in order to become a federal agent only to spend you days scouring the facebook feeds of mouthbreathing paste eaters?
 
2021-01-15 7:05:23 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.
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He kinda looks like he just got one. Or that's his "that wasn't a fart" look.
 
2021-01-15 7:06:54 PM  

FrancoFile: Soup4Bonnie: people now think this "kash" referenced in the text is not Kash Patel but some other farknut Capitol invader who goes by Kash and got arrested.


I half-way assumed "Kash" is a money-transfer app, and Rudy is trying to get funds from a Russian.


He uses Four Seasons Total Payday Loans for that.
 
2021-01-15 7:07:01 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Soup4Bonnie: Federal charges filed against Hammond man Kash Lee Kelly for Capitol insurrection

Wasn't Kelly head of the Latin Kings?


Nope it's Brian
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2021-01-15 7:08:03 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: J Edgar Hoover (first base)
Lenin (pitcher)
Castro (short stop)
Trotsky (Lenin is a biatch without Trotsky telling him what to do) (catcher)
Malcolm X (second base)
Rosa Luxemburg (Third Base)
Emma Goldman (Left field)
MLK Jr (Center field)
Angela Davis (Right Field)
Louis Riel (Designated hitter)


Impressive!
 
2021-01-15 7:19:11 PM  

gameshowhost: What the fark is an "uthan"?


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2021-01-15 7:26:50 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Also, I feel like I have to point out that Kash Patel is an asshole of high order and he looks like this if you ever want to seek him out and give him an atomic wedgie.

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looks like he's already in the middle of getting one

O_O
 
2021-01-15 7:34:12 PM  

A'isha P.: Fun fact: the guy Rudy is texting is the Proud Boy brother of the "antifa" guy (who BLM groups pegged as a suspicious provocateur last November and refused to have anything to do with) arrested recently.

They're basically conspiring to use the provocateur to falsely accuse "antifa" for the Capitol riots.


Just to spell it out - he is the JOHN in the text.
And uthan is Utahan... person from Utah.
 
2021-01-15 7:34:49 PM  

optimistic_cynic: gameshowhost: What the fark is an "uthan"?

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Uthan just took a weird turn.
 
2021-01-15 7:35:46 PM  

gameshowhost: What the fark is an "uthan"?


They are like Bothans, but less tradmarked
 
2021-01-15 7:47:22 PM  

outtatowner: optimistic_cynic: gameshowhost: What the fark is an "uthan"?

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Uthan just took a weird turn.


Does that page ever load, or is it just a depressing version of Zombo.com?
 
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