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(Vice)   Among the Trump loyalists who attended Coup-a-Pallooza was this convicted Planned Parenthood bomber. But on the bright side he did brag that no Antifa were in attendance   (vice.com) divider line
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2021-01-15 11:01:41 AM  
Good, he is pissed at trump
 
2021-01-15 11:05:06 AM  
The very best people.
 
2021-01-15 11:21:24 AM  
"For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).
 
2021-01-15 11:45:23 AM  
It's time to stop treating all these terrorists with kid gloves. Lock him up in a supermax. Feed him The Loaf. Watch as his brain turns into mush after a year or two. Take this turd out of the gene pool before he breeds again.

Also, chances are 100% that he smacks his "beautiful young wife" around as well as his kids.
 
2021-01-15 11:59:51 AM  
The guy sounds like a continuing threat to humanity. Is he done with parole?
 
2021-01-15 12:07:36 PM  

Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).


Meh, PROBABLY poor us....
 
2021-01-15 1:28:19 PM  

hubiestubert: The very best people.


Expect nothing else.
 
2021-01-15 1:29:47 PM  

Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).


Translation from Crazy Abortion Bomber: My wife is just as crazy as I am, and I love her just the way she is.
 
2021-01-15 1:30:34 PM  
People like him make me think we need to go beyond making abortions legal, but mandatory for some. 9 f**king children, I am sure every one of them are deplorable losers like him. The animals do breed a lot.
 
2021-01-15 1:31:10 PM  
And this is why our justice system needs to be focused on rehabilitation, not punishment.  Throwing guys like this in jail or prison for a few years and then letting them out does nothing for society.  It just makes things worse, since when they get out they're gonna go right back to what they were doing, and now they probably have more resources and more rage.
 
2021-01-15 1:31:11 PM  
Hey subbie, east coast, lots of Appalachia, shouldn't it be Coup-a-roo.
 
2021-01-15 1:31:31 PM  

Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).


B came after A, so therefore A caused B.  Without A, B would not have occurred.  Ipso facto, bombing the abortion clinics caused him to get a new side piece and a mess of children to abuse.
 
2021-01-15 1:33:09 PM  
"Antifa didn't storm the building, that was our people," he wrote on the page of a woman who'd also gone to D.C. to back Trump. "There were no antifa people anywhere. I was there."

Clearly this guy is a deep cover ANTIFA agent who is performing PSYOPS to provide cover for the ANTIFA agent provocateur attack on the Capitol.

I know it sounds nuts to claim he bombed an abortion clinic 40 years ago and went to prison for seven years to build a convincing cover story for his left wing agitation.  That's just because you don't know how insidious and devoted these people are to their evil cause.  But I do.  I do.
 
2021-01-15 1:33:14 PM  
Antifa: A Republican Love Story ❤
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2021-01-15 1:33:27 PM  
That's just what Antifa would say!
 
2021-01-15 1:34:47 PM  
America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.
 
2021-01-15 1:36:18 PM  
I thought there was that one crazy guy who founded some liberal group. So therefore all Capitol invaders were antifa and trump is president for life.
 
2021-01-15 1:37:20 PM  

Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).


There are good odds that his beautiful young wife is one of his original 3 kids...
 
2021-01-15 1:37:31 PM  
The admission that there were no Antifa agents there is awesome.
I'll be sending this link to the Trumpers I know who are single-issue voters (abortion), as this guy is their hero.
 
2021-01-15 1:37:41 PM  
"pro-life" people sure do love to murder anyone who doesn't obey them.  It's almost as if they don't give a shiat about life, but just want to dominate others.

Just like Jesus.
 
2021-01-15 1:38:56 PM  

Kuroshin: Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).

B came after A, so therefore A caused B.  Without A, B would not have occurred.  Ipso facto, bombing the abortion clinics caused him to get a new side piece and a mess of children to abuse.


I'm guessing the wife is one of those weirdos that gets off on marrying prisoners.
 
2021-01-15 1:40:39 PM  
MAGAts are living proof of why safe, legal and readily available abortion services need to be provided in this country.

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2021-01-15 1:41:12 PM  
It was a chance for people to connect.

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2021-01-15 1:42:19 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Kuroshin: Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).

B came after A, so therefore A caused B.  Without A, B would not have occurred.  Ipso facto, bombing the abortion clinics caused him to get a new side piece and a mess of children to abuse.

I'm guessing the wife is one of those weirdos that gets off on marrying prisoners.


I think you mean, "Patriotic Christian American Woman who Knows Her Place."

He blew up her uterus like he did those buildings.

I...actually feel gross for having typed that.
 
2021-01-15 1:43:30 PM  

Jerseysteve22: Antifa: A Republican Love Story ❤
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What is the difference between non-violent burning of a Federal building and violent burning of a Federal building? Punching the building before you light it?
 
2021-01-15 1:44:28 PM  

bumfuzzled: America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.


Not exactly.  Compassionate republican Saint Ronnie already tore it down and dropped the patients on the streets.

Absolutely have to start from scratch and build a mental health care system, though.
 
2021-01-15 1:44:37 PM  

Kuroshin: Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).

B came after A, so therefore A caused B. Without A, B would not have occurred.  Ipso facto, bombing the abortion clinics caused him to get a new side piece and a mess of children to abuse.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_ho​c​_ergo_propter_hoc
 
2021-01-15 1:45:59 PM  

nolanvoid1: Jerseysteve22: Antifa: A Republican Love Story ❤
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What is the difference between non-violent burning of a Federal building and violent burning of a Federal building? Punching the building before you light it?


Sing "Star-Spangled Banner" and salute while you do it.  Extra ketchup on the hot dogs, as well.
 
2021-01-15 1:47:03 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: It was a chance for people to connect.

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2021-01-15 1:47:35 PM  

divgradcurl: Kuroshin: Unobtanium: "For me personally, was it [bombing abortion clinics] worth it? Incredibly so," Brockhoeft said in a 2013 interview with Cincinnati news outlet WCPO. "I lost seven years of my life, but I gained a beautiful young wife who loves me and six more children, beside the three I already had, and I couldn't imagine life without any one of those children."

You couldn't have had kids without bombing abortion clinics? Also, those poor kids (and proud poor us, because at least some of them have probably been indoctrinated).

B came after A, so therefore A caused B. Without A, B would not have occurred.  Ipso facto, bombing the abortion clinics caused him to get a new side piece and a mess of children to abuse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc​_ergo_propter_hoc


Get outta here with your traitor foreign language.  What I wrote means what I say it means!

/need moar covfefe
//you are absolutely correct
///trois
 
2021-01-15 1:49:54 PM  
Even Jake from State Farm was there.
Well Matt, now formally of State Farm.
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/no relation
 
2021-01-15 1:50:08 PM  

bumfuzzled: America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.


Quick, everybody get STEM educations! Nobody study the humanities; they're useless when the purpose of school is grist for the labor mill! We need worker bees for the next paradigm...Hey, why does no one have enough reading comprehension to recognize propaganda or interpret the media?
 
2021-01-15 1:55:16 PM  

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LOL I hate you for making me read that
 
2021-01-15 1:55:50 PM  

gilgigamesh: Soup4Bonnie: It was a chance for people to connect.

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2021-01-15 1:56:59 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: Jerseysteve22: Antifa: A Republican Love Story ❤
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LOL I hate you for making me read that


Would you say your eyebrows were furrowed?
 
2021-01-15 1:57:53 PM  

peasandcarrots: bumfuzzled: America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.

Quick, everybody get STEM educations! Nobody study the humanities; they're useless when the purpose of school is grist for the labor mill! We need worker bees for the next paradigm...Hey, why does no one have enough reading comprehension to recognize propaganda or interpret the media?


Humanities credits are no longer required for degrees?

Shiat.  I carried a 4.0 in English for nothing...
 
2021-01-15 2:02:19 PM  

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What is the difference between non-violent burning of a Federal building and violent burning of a Federal building? Punching the building before you light it?


I read the transcript thinking the writer was in on the joke.

I was disappointed.
 
2021-01-15 2:04:09 PM  
I wonder how many of these losers who claim to be veterans were honorable discharged? I
 
2021-01-15 2:07:35 PM  

Kuroshin: peasandcarrots: bumfuzzled: America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.

Quick, everybody get STEM educations! Nobody study the humanities; they're useless when the purpose of school is grist for the labor mill! We need worker bees for the next paradigm...Hey, why does no one have enough reading comprehension to recognize propaganda or interpret the media?

Humanities credits are no longer required for degrees?

Shiat.  I carried a 4.0 in English for nothing...


He has a point. Especially on the primary and secondary school levels. In elementary, Social studies is not a priority. It's the class that's always skipped or has it's time used for extra math classes. It's all about science and the hot new 'coding'. In high schools, students are encouraged to load up on science electives at the expense of social studies classes.
 
2021-01-15 2:13:16 PM  

Astorix: It's time to stop treating all these terrorists with kid gloves. Lock him up in a supermax. Feed him The Loaf. Watch as his brain turns into mush after a year or two. Take this turd out of the gene pool before he breeds again.

Also, chances are 100% that he smacks his "beautiful young wife" around as well as his kids.


When I describe my wife young was never one of the adjectives I would go to when wanting to paint her in the truest beautiful terms that she absolutely deserves.

Beautiful? Alright sure, but also smart, witty, sultry, wondrous, intelligent, dedicated, committed, steadfast, and did I mention she is beautiful?

I might go into her accomplishments if I wanted to explain her many skills and talents.

But young? That might as well be "not experienced enough yet to know what a shiatheel I am."
 
2021-01-15 2:13:41 PM  

Jerseysteve22: Kuroshin: peasandcarrots: bumfuzzled: America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.

Quick, everybody get STEM educations! Nobody study the humanities; they're useless when the purpose of school is grist for the labor mill! We need worker bees for the next paradigm...Hey, why does no one have enough reading comprehension to recognize propaganda or interpret the media?

Humanities credits are no longer required for degrees?

Shiat.  I carried a 4.0 in English for nothing...

He has a point. Especially on the primary and secondary school levels. In elementary, Social studies is not a priority. It's the class that's always skipped or has it's time used for extra math classes. It's all about science and the hot new 'coding'. In high schools, students are encouraged to load up on science electives at the expense of social studies classes.


IIRC that was true even before STEM education because a focus.  Back in the early '90s before I was done with school, Civics was already dropped from requirements, as was Social Studies in general.  But still, last I knew, in order to get *any* degree, you had to take Humanities credits, even for STEM-focused students.  On top of that, we *do* need more scientists and engineers - arguing against that is not helpful.
 
2021-01-15 2:14:24 PM  
Became a focus, dammit.  My fingers need to take a damn STEM course to remember how typing works.
 
2021-01-15 2:17:30 PM  
 
2021-01-15 2:18:03 PM  
These are the people some of the Fark populists are cheering on, saying that it's a good thing politicians are now afraid of them.

Makes ya wonder...
 
2021-01-15 2:24:22 PM  

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LOL I hate you for making me read that

Would you say your eyebrows were furrowed?


Yes, deeply haha
 
2021-01-15 2:29:00 PM  

Kuroshin: peasandcarrots: bumfuzzled: America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.

Quick, everybody get STEM educations! Nobody study the humanities; they're useless when the purpose of school is grist for the labor mill! We need worker bees for the next paradigm...Hey, why does no one have enough reading comprehension to recognize propaganda or interpret the media?

Humanities credits are no longer required for degrees?

Shiat.  I carried a 4.0 in English for nothing...


You can't get hired with an English degree, say a lot of people to me, a person whose English degree has kept him employed in a degree-relevant field for 26 years.
 
2021-01-15 2:34:34 PM  

peasandcarrots: Kuroshin: peasandcarrots: bumfuzzled: America's health care system, especially it's mental health care system, needs to be torn down to the foundation and rebuilt.

Quick, everybody get STEM educations! Nobody study the humanities; they're useless when the purpose of school is grist for the labor mill! We need worker bees for the next paradigm...Hey, why does no one have enough reading comprehension to recognize propaganda or interpret the media?

Humanities credits are no longer required for degrees?

Shiat.  I carried a 4.0 in English for nothing...

You can't get hired with an English degree, say a lot of people to me, a person whose English degree has kept him employed in a degree-relevant field for 26 years.


*slow clap*
 
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