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(Daily Star)   Scorned girlfriend gets sparkly revenge on her 'cheating' man by covering his flat in glitter. No word yet if she turned him over to the fabulous side (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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4269 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2021 at 12:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-15 10:39:35 AM  
Dude has a mattress on carpet.  What a catch.
 
2021-01-15 11:28:54 AM  
[glitter]

Send her to the Hague for Crimes Against Humanity.
 
2021-01-15 12:41:43 PM  
Committing crimes and then bragging about it on social media seems en vogue these days
 
2021-01-15 12:47:07 PM  
Vandalism, destruction of property, self-documented evidence, and a confession. And after seeing his (apparently his brother's apartment) I'd say these 2 belong together and that the answer to their problems is likely: Butt Stuff
 
2021-01-15 12:52:08 PM  
My ex-wife dumped my sorry ass over 10 years ago. I got the house. I'm still finding glitter everywhere.
 
2021-01-15 12:53:27 PM  
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2021-01-15 12:54:27 PM  
Glitter: the Herpes of the handcraft world.
 
2021-01-15 12:54:51 PM  
What a douche.  Everyone involved, they're all douchebags.
 
2021-01-15 12:55:28 PM  
She seems great, I wonder why he cheated on her
 
2021-01-15 12:55:58 PM  
In college, our equivalent of glitter was the punch outs from IBM punch card machines.  If that gets in your carpet, it stays in your carpet.
 
2021-01-15 12:57:37 PM  

bighairyguy: In college, our equivalent of glitter was the punch outs from IBM punch card machines.  If that gets in your carpet, it stays in your carpet.


I immediately interpreted "carpet" as a euphemism, and now refuse to accept that it's not.
 
2021-01-15 12:59:07 PM  
I have a no glitter rule in my studio. Some people take 'no glitter" carpools to Phish shows. That shiat is evil.
 
2021-01-15 12:59:43 PM  
His flat what?
 
2021-01-15 1:00:14 PM  
She may have helped him out.  Now when he brings home a stripper, he can tell his future girlfriends that the glitter is left over from an ex.
 
2021-01-15 1:00:16 PM  
I renovated my bathroom to get rid of my roommates glitter, well for other reasons too.
 
2021-01-15 1:00:25 PM  

bighairyguy: In college, our equivalent of glitter was the punch outs from IBM punch card machines.  If that gets in your carpet, it stays in your carpet.


Well, yeah, carpets those days were shag pile.
You could lose toddlers in those.
 
2021-01-15 1:01:04 PM  
Great... she turned him into a vampire.
 
2021-01-15 1:02:25 PM  
Girl, that was magnificently stupid to have video'd yourself and posted it to the intertubes.
 
2021-01-15 1:02:26 PM  
Your website sucks.
 
2021-01-15 1:03:59 PM  
Can't just sleep with his friends or some other non illegal stuff? Had to make a big production over it and put it on social media for all to see your crime.
 
2021-01-15 1:04:04 PM  

Resident Muslim: bighairyguy: In college, our equivalent of glitter was the punch outs from IBM punch card machines.  If that gets in your carpet, it stays in your carpet.

Well, yeah, carpets those days were shag pile.
You could lose toddlers in those.


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2021-01-15 1:04:24 PM  
So has anyone tried covering themselves in white glitter and try convincing high school seniors that they're vampires?
 
2021-01-15 1:04:29 PM  
 
2021-01-15 1:04:36 PM  
She is a monster. No one should unleash glitter on another person.
 
2021-01-15 1:05:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Great... she turned him into a vampire.


-.-
 
2021-01-15 1:07:40 PM  
she did all future BF's a great service by posting warning on a world wide accessible portal.
 
2021-01-15 1:07:49 PM  

syrynxx: Committing crimes and then bragging about it on social media seems en vogue these days


Really stupid. I mean I"m fine with the glitter, but she should have kept it to herself. And then he comes back with "technically, it's my brothers' apartment." No, it's YOUR apartment, gonad, and now you can clean up the results of your own actions.
 
2021-01-15 1:08:31 PM  

groppet: I renovated my bathroom to get rid of my roommates glitter, well for other reasons too.


I bet you are still finding glitter
 
2021-01-15 1:09:48 PM  

Slypork: She is a monster. No one should unleash glitter on another person.


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2021-01-15 1:10:12 PM  
This is terrible. I'm not clicking on Star or Mirror or Sun or Galaxy websites anymore. Fark, how can the Brits can more trashy than we are.
 
2021-01-15 1:12:51 PM  
So, vandalism is ok for cheating?  Is that ok for dudes?  I've got a list.
 
2021-01-15 1:15:32 PM  
You know what you call glitter on a large scale?

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That's microplastics, baby. That's why the ocean shimmers.
 
2021-01-15 1:15:57 PM  
Why is it ok, celebrated even, for women to ruin personal property on their way out the door?
 
2021-01-15 1:15:58 PM  
Now glittering BF: "You fool! You've made me more powerful than ever!"

/does a Sailor Moon spin shedding glitter everywhere, attracting strippers from miles around
 
2021-01-15 1:17:14 PM  
Best scorned woman story I ever heard was told by the woman scorned. The guy ignored her and passed out face down on the couch. She used superglue to stick his butt-cheeks together, got her stuff and left, and never looked back.
 
2021-01-15 1:17:57 PM  
oooh, she went with the blue stuff too.  She's the worst.
 
2021-01-15 1:19:12 PM  
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"Was he all pissed off?"
 
2021-01-15 1:20:30 PM  
This is why you don't cheat on your stripper girlfriend.
 
2021-01-15 1:20:33 PM  
so free pass to spray her apt down with feces, got it.
 
2021-01-15 1:21:57 PM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: so free pass to spray her apt down with feces, got it.


I think there's a service for that...

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2021-01-15 1:22:57 PM  

Resident Muslim: cowgirl toffee: Great... she turned him into a vampire.

-.-


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2021-01-15 1:24:34 PM  
Reverse the roles and watch the collective outrage flood the internet.

Here's a simple rule for the women.  If men did what you did would be unacceptable, then it is unacceptable for you to do it.
 
2021-01-15 1:25:19 PM  

WastrelWay: Best scorned woman story I ever heard was told by the woman scorned. The guy ignored her and passed out face down on the couch. She used superglue to stick his butt-cheeks together, got her stuff and left, and never looked back.


That woman belongs in prison.
 
2021-01-15 1:28:04 PM  
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She was too old for him?
/glitter
//Gary
///pedo
 
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2021-01-15 1:31:53 PM  

bighairyguy: In college, our equivalent of glitter was the punch outs from IBM punch card machines.  If that gets in your carpet, it stays in your carpet.


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2021-01-15 1:37:43 PM  

gameshowhost: Girl, that was magnificently stupid to have video'd yourself and posted it to the intertubes.


Especially before she collected her stuff.  End of the article says he's ghosting her and wont return her stuff.

HAHAHAHA
 
2021-01-15 1:37:49 PM  

guestguy: bighairyguy: In college, our equivalent of glitter was the punch outs from IBM punch card machines.  If that gets in your carpet, it stays in your carpet.

I immediately interpreted "carpet" as a euphemism, and now refuse to accept that it's not.


Because of course you do. 😉
 
2021-01-15 1:40:22 PM  
the only thing wrong is...
SHE FORGOT THE GLUE !.

 
2021-01-15 1:43:15 PM  

groppet: Can't just sleep with his friends

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2021-01-15 1:43:30 PM  
Well I doubt the dude owns his apartment so she is a piece of shiat for glittering the place.
 
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