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(USA Today)   "'Completing the job.' Subdued Donald Trump and aides struggle to get to the finish line"- apparently even Ivanka doesn't want to do that job anymore   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2021-01-15 2:09:25 PM  

Gonz: delysid25: What does it mean grammatically when you have a quotation mark at the end of a sentence but not at the beginning?

It means every IT person reading it starts screaming internally.

; (You can also do this


Ahhh, crisis averted
 
2021-01-15 2:12:06 PM  
If the job was to destroy the nation, hopefully he won't finish it.
 
2021-01-15 2:17:48 PM  

RI_Red: jethroe: RI_Red: Magorn: Over under on the number of days after he leaves the presidency that he tries to hold a rally?

I say he tries on 1/20 starting at 11:55 a.m., and except for OANN, every single network ignores the fark out of him.

Nope, not gonna happen.  Trump was PURE MEDIA GOLD for not only Fox but for CNN and MSNBC and ABC and CBS.  They spent the last 4 years whipping their respective audiences into a frenzy over him.  Like the newspapers...  The NYT and WaPo made some serious bank focusing on every single stupid Tweet and utterance of Trump's in order to get clicks and eyeballs.  Angrily denouncing Trump temporarily made hack Rachel Maddow some serious money as her ratings went through the roof.

Hell, so did the Fark poltab.  A few Trump Tweet threads every day to make the rubes angry.  Even now every single link is something to do with Trump.  OMG LOOK AT WHAT HE DID NOW, etc.

They must all be freaking out about who they can use to get clicks and eyes for the next 4 years.  But they're lazy AF so it'll still be Trump for some time.

Sorry, I disagree. They're going to kiss up to Biden to preserve their precious access to the White House. That was what the entire last four years were about -- looking the other way while T**** burned the nation down, just so they could keep their WH press passes.

Biden's in charge now, so they'll dump T**** like the soiled diaper he is.


If they don't get ratings by kissing up to Biden they will stop.

If they get MORE ratings by haranguing and insulting Biden, they will do that.

Their access is important, yes, but they have bosses and their bosses only care about ratings and clicks.

Political journalism in the US is dead as a doornail and has been for some time.  They're mostly stenographers for the Pentagon or the CIA or they're utter trash.  They can be completely and utterly wrong and there's no consequences.

Judith farking Miller still has a paying gig.
 
2021-01-15 2:18:30 PM  

Gonz: (You can also do this


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2021-01-15 2:20:25 PM  
After trump is gone, the pol tab will have plenty to talk about, what with most of the GOP being indicted for multiple federal charges (a girl can dream).

The entire world is watching this smoldering dumpster fire. I hope at the very least we see him and his ugly family physically and unceremoniously ejected, in the most publicly humiliating way possible.
 
2021-01-15 2:24:30 PM  
Just so long as somebody smuggles the Lincoln bust onto the moving van, nothing else matters
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2021-01-15 2:43:02 PM  

HerptheDerp: Just keep him high on sedatives for a few days. Let him fall asleep watching FOX OAN or Tweeting on one of those plastic kid's toys for 5 year olds and then the next time he wakes up Ivanka is shaking him going "Donny, it's Jan 20th, and we have to go or the Secret Service is going to come drag us out of here, and you don't want that on TV."


Fox is run by a bunch of commies who failed to recognize donnie's 2020 and 2024 victories.
 
2021-01-15 3:07:19 PM  

LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.


So far your comment has garnered only funny upvotes. Unfortunately, this exists:

;; ANSWER SECTION:
www.ivanka2024.com.    3600    IN    CNAME    ivanka2024.com.
ivanka2024.com.        599    IN    A    34.102.136.180

Anyone still laughing?
 
2021-01-15 3:37:30 PM  

Some Farking Lurker: LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.

So far your comment has garnered only funny upvotes. Unfortunately, this exists:

;; ANSWER SECTION:
www.ivanka2024.com.    3600    IN    CNAME    ivanka2024.com.
ivanka2024.com.        599    IN    A    34.102.136.180

Anyone still laughing?


She's the obvious one from the bunch to run. If Trump is alive and well enough to do events for her in 2024 (and you know, not in prison, and I doubt he ends up in prison) she may well win the R nomination.
 
2021-01-15 3:50:31 PM  

Some Farking Lurker: LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.

So far your comment has garnered only funny upvotes. Unfortunately, this exists:

;; ANSWER SECTION:
www.ivanka2024.com.    3600    IN    CNAME    ivanka2024.com.
ivanka2024.com.        599    IN    A    34.102.136.180

Anyone still laughing?


The trump name is poison.

Say it loud and say it often and so it shall be.
 
2021-01-16 6:16:11 AM  

freetomato: The trump name is poison. Say it loud and say it often and so it shall be.


'Shiat Midas' is also a good desciption.
 
2021-01-16 9:38:59 AM  
Unhappy ending?
 
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