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(USA Today)   "'Completing the job.' Subdued Donald Trump and aides struggle to get to the finish line"- apparently even Ivanka doesn't want to do that job anymore   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2021-01-15 9:09:24 AM  
Take a three day weekend so there's less for Biden's people to unf*ck after you go.
Actually, why not take a four day weekend?
How many days do you guys have left? Take a that many day weekend.
 
2021-01-15 9:14:11 AM  
Pack your sh*t. This isn't one of the hotels that you manage for mobsters that they let you stay at.
 
2021-01-15 9:46:37 AM  
He's going to leave an upper decker, and that will be the least of the new administration's worries
 
2021-01-15 9:57:05 AM  

bloobeary: Take a three day weekend so there's less for Biden's people to unf*ck after you go.
Actually, why not take a four day weekend?
How many days do you guys have left? Take a that many day weekend.


at this point?  Both Monday and Wednesday are federal holidays so...today and Tuesday
 
2021-01-15 11:18:42 AM  
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2021-01-15 12:21:51 PM  
Trump has never come to terms with the idea that being president is not about him.
 
2021-01-15 12:55:21 PM  

edmo: Trump has never come to terms with the idea that being president is not about him.


He thinks everything is about him.  He felt that he had to comment on any trending topic.
 
2021-01-15 1:15:53 PM  
Sounds like Trump needs to hold a white power rally so he can finished properly.
 
2021-01-15 1:16:14 PM  

EvilEgg: edmo: Trump has never come to terms with the idea that being president is not about him.

He thinks everything is about him.  He felt that he had to comment on any trending topic.


America's answer to a question no one asked.
 
2021-01-15 1:17:04 PM  
You've done enough. Just shut the fark up and get out. You can leave early, nobody's gonna care. Just jet on out to where the fark ever and never come back.
 
2021-01-15 1:17:26 PM  
There will be no happy ending for Donald.
 
2021-01-15 1:17:39 PM  
Workin' hard to get that healthcare plan released before he's gone.

Can't wait to see what's in it.  It's going to be better than Obamacare, you know!
 
2021-01-15 1:17:52 PM  
For Trump, getting to the finish line is executing some prisoners and pardoning his friends.
 
2021-01-15 1:18:04 PM  
Just keep him high on sedatives for a few days. Let him fall asleep watching FOX or Tweeting on one of those plastic kid's toys for 5 year olds and then the next time he wakes up Ivanka is shaking him going "Donny, it's Jan 20th, and we have to go or the Secret Service is going to come drag us out of here, and you don't want that on TV."
 
2021-01-15 1:19:18 PM  
She was supposed be the next President.
 
2021-01-15 1:19:27 PM  
He could watch music videos:

Trump vs Talking Heads - Swedemason
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2021-01-15 1:20:33 PM  
I bet Trump is really sad that Ivanka won't finish the "job"
 
2021-01-15 1:20:37 PM  
All he has to do is just walk out .. Not like he did anything productive while he was there ..
 
2021-01-15 1:20:54 PM  
Hopefully, there are non-Trump people counting the silverware.  Else you'll get that scene in MASH where they keep cycling the same meal trays past the inspector.
 
2021-01-15 1:21:55 PM  

LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.


Maybe she can be president of her cell block.
 
2021-01-15 1:22:02 PM  
Political adviser Jason Miller said Trump is upbeat and has no plans to back down: "There's a fighting spirit that's still there."

"Yup, he's still vain and stupid."
 
2021-01-15 1:23:24 PM  

Summoner101: Sounds like Trump needs to hold a white power rally so he can finished properly.


Over under on the number of days after he leaves the presidency that he tries to hold a rally?

OH to be a fly on the wall when the venue says "cash.  in advance"   as does the City asked to provide security, the riggers, the sound techs....etc.   And the look on his face when the RNC hangs up laughing we he asks THEM to pay for it...
 
2021-01-15 1:23:41 PM  
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2021-01-15 1:25:08 PM  

Magorn: Over under on the number of days after he leaves the presidency that he tries to hold a rally?


I say he tries on 1/20 starting at 11:55 a.m., and except for OANN, every single network ignores the fark out of him.
 
2021-01-15 1:26:07 PM  

LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.


Dawww.  Isn't she just the quetest widdle gumdrop.
 
2021-01-15 1:28:04 PM  
There's nothing to finish. He never began to do the job.
 
2021-01-15 1:28:21 PM  
Completing what job? He never started the job.
 
2021-01-15 1:29:53 PM  
It gives me so much joy to know that Trump is miserable about his loss and it will be spinning around in his head the rest of his life.
 
2021-01-15 1:31:27 PM  
The only real debate I expect to see amongst legitimate historians in the coming years is " can it get any worse than what we have already discovered". Unfortunately I think that answer is almost always going to be yes, much worse.

We have already found out that there weren't even enough doses of the vaccine available for the second doses and that was only uncovered because Biden forced Trump's hand into releasing them more aggressively.

There is literally nothing the Trump Administration hasn't ruined or messed up. The only question is will we survive long enough to find out about it in time.

Everything Trump touches dies. That should be spray-painted on whatever tombstone they put over his worthless corpse when it goes in the ground.
 
2021-01-15 1:34:06 PM  
What a punk. He has never finished anything in his life. He just smears his stink all over everything, then files bankruptcy. Pathetic.
 
2021-01-15 1:34:19 PM  

Brian The Fist: LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.

Dawww.  Isn't she just the quetest widdle gumdrop.


She and Jared AGREED.  They work it out between them!  and now YOU PEOPLE are RUINING everything.   what's next?  wanting to use one of her six BATHROOMS?
 
2021-01-15 1:34:40 PM  

edmo: Trump has never come to terms with the idea that being president is not about him.


Trump never learned there is a world outside of himself
 
2021-01-15 1:34:48 PM  
What does it mean grammatically when you have a quotation mark at the end of a sentence but not at the beginning?
 
2021-01-15 1:35:14 PM  
Concede you piece of shiat.
Have a holiday long weekend.
Use your Fisher Price BigBoy Phone to play tweet.
Pardonpallooza Tuesday.

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2021-01-15 1:35:18 PM  
Oops never mind you did the triple quotation mark. Nice job subby
 
2021-01-15 1:35:19 PM  
Gonna take at least a week for the smell of hamberder farts to clear.
 
2021-01-15 1:36:11 PM  

HerptheDerp: Just keep him high on sedatives for a few days. Let him fall asleep watching FOX or Tweeting on one of those plastic kid's toys for 5 year olds and then the next time he wakes up Ivanka is shaking him going "Donny, it's Jan 20th, and we have to go or the Secret Service is going to come drag us out of here, and you don't want that on TV."


Can someone make a mock Twitter that is just like an excel spread sheet on a computer
 
2021-01-15 1:36:32 PM  

Officer Collins: There will be no happy ending for Donald.


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Did someone say happy ending?
 
2021-01-15 1:37:01 PM  

RI_Red: Magorn: Over under on the number of days after he leaves the presidency that he tries to hold a rally?

I say he tries on 1/20 starting at 11:55 a.m., and except for OANN, every single network ignores the fark out of him.


Nope, not gonna happen.  Trump was PURE MEDIA GOLD for not only Fox but for CNN and MSNBC and ABC and CBS.  They spent the last 4 years whipping their respective audiences into a frenzy over him.  Like the newspapers...  The NYT and WaPo made some serious bank focusing on every single stupid Tweet and utterance of Trump's in order to get clicks and eyeballs.  Angrily denouncing Trump temporarily made hack Rachel Maddow some serious money as her ratings went through the roof.

Hell, so did the Fark poltab.  A few Trump Tweet threads every day to make the rubes angry.  Even now every single link is something to do with Trump.  OMG LOOK AT WHAT HE DID NOW, etc.

They must all be freaking out about who they can use to get clicks and eyes for the next 4 years.  But they're lazy AF so it'll still be Trump for some time.
 
2021-01-15 1:37:34 PM  
"People around here feel like there's honor in completing the job," one official said on condition of anonymity.
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2021-01-15 1:40:37 PM  

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Making the puddle orange was a great move.
 
2021-01-15 1:43:54 PM  

NINEv2: "People around here feel like there's honor in completing the job," one official said on condition of anonymity.
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2021-01-15 1:44:24 PM  

Summoner101: Sounds like Trump needs to hold a white power rally so he can finished properly.


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2021-01-15 1:46:42 PM  

LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.


That's one of the most audaciously insane things about the Dump administration and family is that they literally believed they were forming a royal dynasty of sorts which would extend into perpetuity. Absolute batshiat megalomania
 
2021-01-15 1:50:57 PM  

jethroe: RI_Red: Magorn: Over under on the number of days after he leaves the presidency that he tries to hold a rally?

I say he tries on 1/20 starting at 11:55 a.m., and except for OANN, every single network ignores the fark out of him.

Nope, not gonna happen.  Trump was PURE MEDIA GOLD for not only Fox but for CNN and MSNBC and ABC and CBS.  They spent the last 4 years whipping their respective audiences into a frenzy over him.  Like the newspapers...  The NYT and WaPo made some serious bank focusing on every single stupid Tweet and utterance of Trump's in order to get clicks and eyeballs.  Angrily denouncing Trump temporarily made hack Rachel Maddow some serious money as her ratings went through the roof.

Hell, so did the Fark poltab.  A few Trump Tweet threads every day to make the rubes angry.  Even now every single link is something to do with Trump.  OMG LOOK AT WHAT HE DID NOW, etc.

They must all be freaking out about who they can use to get clicks and eyes for the next 4 years.  But they're lazy AF so it'll still be Trump for some time.


Sorry, I disagree. They're going to kiss up to Biden to preserve their precious access to the White House. That was what the entire last four years were about -- looking the other way while T**** burned the nation down, just so they could keep their WH press passes.

Biden's in charge now, so they'll dump T**** like the soiled diaper he is.
 
2021-01-15 1:52:21 PM  

RI_Red: Magorn: Over under on the number of days after he leaves the presidency that he tries to hold a rally?

I say he tries on 1/20 starting at 11:55 a.m., and except for OANN, every single network ignores the fark out of him.


He said that he was going to hold a competing rally on the day of the inauguration in December.

So it's not surprising at all.

It's the reason biden said "stay home, there's a pandemic, I don't need crowds to boost my ego" (paraphrasing).  Trump was going to try a "see, I have bigger crowds!"  Bullshiat.

I hope he does do it in.... at Mar-A-Lago.  That way when his crowd gets riled up to attack things over "perfect words" they just attack their own and Desantis' government.
 
2021-01-15 1:52:51 PM  

berylman: LarryDan43: She was supposed be the next President.

That's one of the most audaciously insane things about the Dump administration and family is that they literally believed they were forming a royal dynasty of sorts which would extend into perpetuity. Absolute batshiat megalomania


It's not entirely without basis, though.  We had two Bushes, and came close to two Clintons, with a possible third down the line.  America did go the dynasty route, mostly because our two parties are lazy and stupid.  Not BSAB, just lazy and stupid.  Republicans are lazy, stupid, and evil.

/seriously, you don't have to vote Dem, just don't vote Rep
 
2021-01-15 1:56:56 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: You've done enough. Just shut the fark up and get out. You can leave early, nobody's gonna care. Just jet on out to where the fark ever and never come back.


Head down to Mar-a-Lago and get one of the "rare" games of golf in while the movers unload your shiat.
 
2021-01-15 1:58:48 PM  

jethroe: RI_Red: Magorn: Over under on the number of days after he leaves the presidency that he tries to hold a rally?

I say he tries on 1/20 starting at 11:55 a.m., and except for OANN, every single network ignores the fark out of him.

Nope, not gonna happen.  Trump was PURE MEDIA GOLD for not only Fox but for CNN and MSNBC and ABC and CBS.  They spent the last 4 years whipping their respective audiences into a frenzy over him.  Like the newspapers...  The NYT and WaPo made some serious bank focusing on every single stupid Tweet and utterance of Trump's in order to get clicks and eyeballs.  Angrily denouncing Trump temporarily made hack Rachel Maddow some serious money as her ratings went through the roof.

Hell, so did the Fark poltab.  A few Trump Tweet threads every day to make the rubes angry.  Even now every single link is something to do with Trump.  OMG LOOK AT WHAT HE DID NOW, etc.

They must all be freaking out about who they can use to get clicks and eyes for the next 4 years.  But they're lazy AF so it'll still be Trump for some time.


I readily admit I'll probably go back to only visiting Fark for hurricanes and other disasters, once this four-year-long disaster is over.

I intend to have no idea what's happening in politics for as much of 2021 as I can, after the 20th. Might stay plugged-in just enough so I know when to go get my vaccine.
 
2021-01-15 2:02:08 PM  

delysid25: What does it mean grammatically when you have a quotation mark at the end of a sentence but not at the beginning?


It means every IT person reading it starts screaming internally.

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