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(Army Times)   "Lol to anyone who's possibly concerned about the picture of me going around ... Sorry I hate freedom? ... Not like I did anything illegal," said the Army Guardsman who participated in the Capitol insurrection, prior to being arrested   (armytimes.com) divider line
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2021-01-15 8:45:42 AM  
Smashing your way into congress as part of a terrorist uprising, with intent to capture and kill your government tends to fall ever so slightly on the side of illegal.
 
2021-01-15 8:50:54 AM  
all it takes is one
 
2021-01-15 8:58:02 AM  
Cops who don't upphold the law? Seems to be rampant these days.
 
2021-01-15 8:58:55 AM  

cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one


Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

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2021-01-15 9:07:21 AM  

GardenWeasel: cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one

Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

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is she still on the first page?
 
2021-01-15 9:07:50 AM  
Cops breaking the law? Whoever heard of such a thing?
 
2021-01-15 9:08:17 AM  
Robertson said on social media, according to the complaint. "The right IN ONE DAY took the f***** U.S. Capitol. Keep poking us."

Bow to our political whims or we will attack you again.

This is the definition of terrorism.
 
2021-01-15 9:09:04 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Robertson said on social media, according to the complaint. "The right IN ONE DAY took the f***** U.S. Capitol. Keep poking us."

Bow to our political whims or we will attack you again.

This is the definition of terrorism.


Exactly. Only the dumbest people
 
2021-01-15 9:09:34 AM  

bloobeary: Smashing your way into congress as part of a terrorist uprising, with intent to capture and kill your government tends to fall ever so slightly on the side of illegal.


These people have let whiteness get so deeply into their brains that they literally think that anything they do is legal.
 
2021-01-15 9:09:38 AM  
I'd love to get tickets to this guy's court martial.

I predict he's gonna be doing some hard time.
 
2021-01-15 9:12:29 AM  
One brain cell between the two of them. Every time a new photo comes up, it's invariably a slack-jawed hillbilly which is the least surprising observation. These people are so stupid, they took unmasked pictures of themselves committing an attempted insurrection. It doesn't get any dumber or more entitled than that.
 
2021-01-15 9:12:56 AM  

styckx: Rapmaster2000: Robertson said on social media, according to the complaint. "The right IN ONE DAY took the f***** U.S. Capitol. Keep poking us."

Bow to our political whims or we will attack you again.

This is the definition of terrorism.

Exactly. Only the dumbest people


This is my personal favorite line

"CNN and the Left are just mad because we actually attacked the government who is the problem and not some random small business,"

Definitely not the smartest.
 
2021-01-15 9:13:48 AM  

GardenWeasel: cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one

Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

[i.insider.com image 815x851]


Get that man a copy of Lord of the Rings!
 
2021-01-15 9:15:52 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: GardenWeasel: cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one

Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

[i.insider.com image 815x851]

Get that man a copy of Lord of the Rings!


Man?
 
2021-01-15 9:16:23 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: GardenWeasel: cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one

Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

[i.insider.com image 815x851]

Get that man a copy of Lord of the Rings!


You never see soldiers reading Dante's Inferno, Beowulf, etc.
 
2021-01-15 9:16:27 AM  
"I'm not a terrorist, I'm a freedom fighter!"
- Every Terrorist
 
2021-01-15 9:16:32 AM  
These are all idiots who yawned when the Patriot Act passed, and called Snowden a traitor.

How do you like your surveillance state now, citizen?
Works pretty good, huh?
 
2021-01-15 9:17:16 AM  
Any active military who participated in this shiat show should be court martialed ASAP.

Any former military should be recalled and court martialed.
 
2021-01-15 9:18:02 AM  

bloobeary: Smashing your way into congress as part of a terrorist uprising, with intent to capture and kill your government tends to fall ever so slightly on the side of illegal.


I think you mean "every so slightly on the side of MULTIPLE FELONIES."
 
2021-01-15 9:18:19 AM  
Enjoy racking up the UA days after your PTO runs out!  Does the Guard work that way?
 
2021-01-15 9:18:30 AM  
Man, it seems like there's a lot of FINDING OUT happening after all these morons decided to fark around.
 
2021-01-15 9:19:16 AM  

iron_city_ap: styckx: Rapmaster2000: Robertson said on social media, according to the complaint. "The right IN ONE DAY took the f***** U.S. Capitol. Keep poking us."

Bow to our political whims or we will attack you again.

This is the definition of terrorism.

Exactly. Only the dumbest people

This is my personal favorite line

"CNN and the Left are just mad because we actually attacked the government who is the problem and not some random small business,"

Definitely not the smartest.


I will probably think about how that thought and "Not like I did anything illegal" can exist in the same brain for the rest of my life.
 
2021-01-15 9:19:23 AM  
Antifa got in deep undercover!
 
2021-01-15 9:20:13 AM  
Well ACKTUALLIEE...
 
2021-01-15 9:21:29 AM  

Snapper Carr: Any former military should be recalled and court martialed.


And any former Jack in the Box employee should be rehired and fired.
 
2021-01-15 9:21:38 AM  
That's for the court and a jury to decide. You know, if you truly do value freedom and justice.
 
2021-01-15 9:21:52 AM  

apotheosis27: Antifa got in deep undercover!


Have they found a single antifa that breached the Capitol that they can place the entire blame upon?
 
2021-01-15 9:22:19 AM  
Fracker appears to be giving his middle finger to the camera in front of a statue of John Stark

winter is coming
 
2021-01-15 9:22:39 AM  
They need to take his freaking K9 away.  Not only is it a weapon, but no dog should have to live with that.
 
2021-01-15 9:24:06 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: Man, it seems like there's a lot of FINDING OUT happening after all these morons decided to fark around.


Not enough
 
2021-01-15 9:24:45 AM  
They're farked, in ways they can't even yet imagine.
 
2021-01-15 9:25:12 AM  
My father (US Marine, Vietnam vet) has been saying for years that a civil war is coming. I always thought the old mans crazy. But these white rednecks are actually doing it. Im glad I stocked up on ammo.
Soldiers are happy to gun down black people or college students but they arent going to shoot someone who looks exactly like them.

If they want their security plans to work they should only have black soldiers working when Biden gets sworn in.
 
2021-01-15 9:25:29 AM  
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2021-01-15 9:25:58 AM  
Frack the frack'n Fracker
 
2021-01-15 9:26:01 AM  
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Fiiiinding out training, Sir!
 
2021-01-15 9:27:04 AM  
"The right IN ONE DAY took the f***** U.S. Capitol. Keep poking us."

This is a terrorist.  He needs to be in prison for life.
 
2021-01-15 9:27:36 AM  
I wonder how many of these guys are going to make it so much worse by lying to the FBI.
 
2021-01-15 9:30:02 AM  

wademh: TheEdibleSnuggie: Man, it seems like there's a lot of FINDING OUT happening after all these morons decided to fark around.

Not enough


Patience. Everyday more and more of these traitorous asswipes are being identified and arrested.
 
2021-01-15 9:30:06 AM  

Short Victoria's War: [Fark user image 500x281]
Fiiiinding out training, Sir!


Too slow

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2021-01-15 9:31:24 AM  
LOL that guy actually quoted the disgraced Col. Jessep from A Few Good Men in his stupid IG post.
 
2021-01-15 9:31:37 AM  

duke3522: I wonder how many of these guys are going to make it so much worse by lying to the FBI.


What these idiots are too stupid to realize is that if the FBI is asking them a question, the FBI already knows the answer and they want to see how deep of a hole this person wants to dig for themselves.
 
2021-01-15 9:32:13 AM  
MAGA   My Ass Got Arrested
 
2021-01-15 9:32:34 AM  

cooldaddygroove: GardenWeasel: cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one

Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

[i.insider.com image 815x851]

is she still on the first page?


Have you ever read that piece of shiat book?  I'd still be on the first page too it's so bad.
 
2021-01-15 9:32:52 AM  

thurstonxhowell: iron_city_ap: styckx: Rapmaster2000: Robertson said on social media, according to the complaint. "The right IN ONE DAY took the f***** U.S. Capitol. Keep poking us."

Bow to our political whims or we will attack you again.

This is the definition of terrorism.

Exactly. Only the dumbest people

This is my personal favorite line

"CNN and the Left are just mad because we actually attacked the government who is the problem and not some random small business,"

Definitely not the smartest.

I will probably think about how that thought and "Not like I did anything illegal" can exist in the same brain for the rest of my life.


As I've said over and over, that's exactly the part that they don't understand. When the law is evil, good people pick up charges resisting it. Good people don't necessarily avoid prosecution for disobeying unjust laws. So yes, sometimes you need to break the law to do what is right, but first, you are still breaking the law, and second, you have to accept the consequences until people agree you are being punished unjustly.

So yeah. Confess, go to jail, let me know if everyone else agrees with you.
 
2021-01-15 9:33:02 AM  

duke3522: I wonder how many of these guys are going to make it so much worse by lying to the FBI.


They aren't the brightest people, although they think they are smarter than the FBI. So, I think the number will be high.
 
2021-01-15 9:33:44 AM  

LarryDan43: apotheosis27: Antifa got in deep undercover!

Have they found a single antifa that breached the Capitol that they can place the entire blame upon?


They're trying like hell.
 
2021-01-15 9:34:16 AM  
Putting this in this thread also as I did another one going green later.

Also, even when these people do their time, and pay the fines. They will FOREVER have a shadow watching every move they make. They won't be able to so much as piss without it being documented for possible future evidence.
 
2021-01-15 9:34:16 AM  

davynelson: These are all idiots who yawned when the Patriot Act passed, and called Snowden a traitor.

How do you like your surveillance state now, citizen?
Works pretty good, huh?


They took selfies during their crimes and posted them.

I don't think the surveillance state was a factor here.
 
2021-01-15 9:34:46 AM  

GardenWeasel: cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one

Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

[i.insider.com image 815x851]


Nothing wrong with getting to know how your enemies think.
 
2021-01-15 9:36:06 AM  

6nome: Tyrone Slothrop: GardenWeasel: cooldaddygroove: all it takes is one

Like this one, currently camped out in the Capitol?

[i.insider.com image 815x851]

Get that man a copy of Lord of the Rings!

You never see soldiers reading Dante's Inferno, Beowulf, etc.


I shudder to think what happens if you get caught with Burroughs while in basic.
 
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