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2021-01-14 6:46:20 PM  
Someone has been getting a little too cozy with the sheep again

/Baa means no
 
2021-01-14 6:52:19 PM  
Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.
 
2021-01-14 6:52:30 PM  
Why do I feel Australian syphilis is so much deadlier?
 
2021-01-14 6:54:34 PM  
See your doctor if you have discharge down under.
 
2021-01-14 6:54:50 PM  
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"Ah, let's see...syphilis...syphilis...syphilis..​."
"SHOW US YOUR TITS!"
 
2021-01-14 6:55:41 PM  
So wait, people with poor medical infrastructure, high levels of poverty, inadequate access to services, and who historically aren't cared about by society, get stuck with problems that everyone else finds easy to deal with? Whodathunkit.
 
2021-01-14 6:56:08 PM  

6nome: Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.


Condoms aren't protection against syphilis, particularly if your lesions aren't covered by them.
 
2021-01-14 6:56:10 PM  
Don't they have dick masks?
 
2021-01-14 6:56:16 PM  
Syphilis Outbreak is the name of my Hole reunion tour.
 
2021-01-14 6:58:00 PM  
Well it's Australia so I'm assuming there's a Syphilis spider running around there somewhere. I thought the Chlamydia chameleons kept them under control.
 
2021-01-14 6:58:17 PM  

Nurglitch: 6nome: Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.

Condoms aren't protection against syphilis, particularly if your lesions aren't covered by them.


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2021-01-14 7:01:10 PM  
Australia's peak medical body is calling for a coordinated national response to bring an end to a syphilis outbreak that has spread through the country for 10 years.

More than 3,600 people have been diagnosed since the outbreak began, according to federal Department of Health data.



Is 360 a year really that bad of an outbreak?
 
2021-01-14 7:02:24 PM  

MythDragon: Nurglitch: 6nome: Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.

Condoms aren't protection against syphilis, particularly if your lesions aren't covered by them.

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2021-01-14 7:07:21 PM  
Not with me you didn't, Subby.

Tell your mom I made an appointment for her at the clinic for 2pm tomorrow.
 
2021-01-14 7:09:10 PM  
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2021-01-14 7:09:16 PM  
Bush Barbie
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Listen to the woman.
 
2021-01-14 7:11:38 PM  
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2021-01-14 7:11:38 PM  
Won't somebody think of the koalas???
 
2021-01-14 7:16:06 PM  

jtown: Won't somebody think of the koalas???


Could be that's what got them all hot and bothered in the first place.
 
2021-01-14 7:19:35 PM  

MythDragon: Nurglitch: 6nome: Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.

Condoms aren't protection against syphilis, particularly if your lesions aren't covered by them.

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2021-01-14 7:20:07 PM  
Beds Are Burning - Midnight Oil
Youtube jpkGvk1rQBI
 
2021-01-14 7:20:31 PM  
It's just another horrific example of the gap between black and white Australians. We're a first world country with a lot of third world situations. Our Aboriginal population are around 2 per cent and they get about that much political attention most days. And this is a symptom of that much wider problem.

But yeah, it's Fark, get back to your jokes.
 
2021-01-14 7:21:29 PM  

jtown: Won't somebody think of the koalas???


Covered.

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2021-01-14 7:23:56 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Australia's peak medical body is calling for a coordinated national response to bring an end to a syphilis outbreak that has spread through the country for 10 years.

More than 3,600 people have been diagnosed since the outbreak began, according to federal Department of Health data.


Is 360 a year really that bad of an outbreak?


Depends on the reference population.  For NYC it's not but for rural towns in North Australia that might be a significant portion of the population.

/as a side note my previous post was not aimed at any particular group
//ok, I guess it was kind of aimed at furries...
 
2021-01-14 7:28:35 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Mr.Hawk: Australia's peak medical body is calling for a coordinated national response to bring an end to a syphilis outbreak that has spread through the country for 10 years.

More than 3,600 people have been diagnosed since the outbreak began, according to federal Department of Health data.


Is 360 a year really that bad of an outbreak?

Depends on the reference population.  For NYC it's not but for rural towns in North Australia that might be a significant portion of the population.

/as a side note my previous post was not aimed at any particular group
//ok, I guess it was kind of aimed at furries...


Furries are Nazi's did you know that?
 
2021-01-14 7:39:25 PM  
FTFA:Australia does not currently have a national CDC, but the AMA has been calling on the Federal Government to establish one since 2017.

Holy crap. I did not know that.
 
2021-01-14 7:41:02 PM  

Aussie_As: It's just another horrific example of the gap between black and white Australians. We're a first world country with a lot of third world situations. Our Aboriginal population are around 2 per cent and they get about that much political attention most days. And this is a symptom of that much wider problem.

But yeah, it's Fark, get back to your jokes.


Looking at history, it seems syphillis got a lot more attention when famous white people were thought to be driven crazy by it.  Maybe we just need to start telling people that this is what happened to Cruise, Depp etc
 
2021-01-14 7:45:38 PM  
But if everybody has syphilis then nobody has syphilis!
 
2021-01-14 7:52:51 PM  

CarnySaur: But if everybody has syphilis then nobody has syphilis!



If they would just stop testing, the number wouldn't even be that high.. I learned that this year!
 
2021-01-14 7:55:41 PM  

Nurglitch: 6nome: Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.

Condoms aren't protection against syphilis, particularly if your lesions aren't covered by them.


Okaaayyy.... If you have lesions, don't have sex. And know your partner at least well enough to realize they have lesions.
 
2021-01-14 7:58:17 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Australia's peak medical body is calling for a coordinated national response to bring an end to a syphilis outbreak that has spread through the country for 10 years.

More than 3,600 people have been diagnosed since the outbreak began, according to federal Department of Health data.


Is 360 a year really that bad of an outbreak?


They've got a ways to go to get to herd immunity.
 
2021-01-14 8:03:12 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Well it's Australia so I'm assuming there's a Syphilis spider running around there somewhere. I thought the Chlamydia chameleons kept them under control.


Well, the koalas all have chlamydia, so there's that
 
2021-01-14 8:04:28 PM  
Don't sex, had care
 
2021-01-14 8:35:20 PM  
It has primarily affected young Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people living in remote and rural areas, particularly Northern Australia.

Does their sexual orientation matter? The clap does not care about sexual orientation, so why should we?
 
2021-01-14 8:36:46 PM  
Oh, that is Strait, not Straight...

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2021-01-14 8:38:42 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Australia's peak medical body is calling for a coordinated national response to bring an end to a syphilis outbreak that has spread through the country for 10 years.

More than 3,600 people have been diagnosed since the outbreak began, according to federal Department of Health data.


Is 360 a year really that bad of an outbreak?


Considering what it can do to you if untreated?  Well, yeah.
 
2021-01-14 8:48:01 PM  

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Nice 👍
Came to post "when was the last time Trump was in that neck of the woods?"
 
2021-01-14 8:49:41 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Nurglitch: 6nome: Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.

Condoms aren't protection against syphilis, particularly if your lesions aren't covered by them.

Okaaayyy.... If you have lesions, don't have sex. And know your partner at least well enough to realize they have lesions.


It's literally disgusting that this is the first thing I agree with you on. But there's always gotta be a first.
 
2021-01-14 8:58:15 PM  

MythDragon: Nurglitch: 6nome: Wear a rubber with the barbie, mate.

Condoms aren't protection against syphilis, particularly if your lesions aren't covered by them.

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At this point wouldn't it be wiser to just have a girl with a little rubber head and rinse her out every night just before you go to bed?

Zappa Live In Geneva 1980 - "Ms Pinky" (bootleg)
Youtube QSJD-j54ff4


I can't remember who said it, but someone in one of Zappa's bands once said that towards the end of a tour, they were so exhausted that sometimes they'd rush through songs and that version was towards the end of the 1980 European tour and is also a lot faster than the studio version or even the 2nd show on that tour in Rotterdam where Zappa claims to have bought Ms. Pinky

/$69.95, give her a try
 
2021-01-14 8:59:45 PM  
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Hey if he can still get up....sores or no he's gonna have sex w/something!
 
2021-01-14 9:21:23 PM  

Aussie_As: It's just another horrific example of the gap between black and white Australians. We're a first world country with a lot of third world situations. Our Aboriginal population are around 2 per cent and they get about that much political attention most days. And this is a symptom of that much wider problem.

But yeah, it's Fark, get back to your jokes.


Ok. That is very horrible. But Aussies are straight up insane. I kinda had sex with one at an ATP concert. I say kinda because she pretty much took me by force. I've been with a Ukraine and a Yugoslav (yes I'm old). But the Aussie. That was cray.
 
2021-01-14 9:28:08 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Aussie_As: It's just another horrific example of the gap between black and white Australians. We're a first world country with a lot of third world situations. Our Aboriginal population are around 2 per cent and they get about that much political attention most days. And this is a symptom of that much wider problem.

But yeah, it's Fark, get back to your jokes.

Ok. That is very horrible. But Aussies are straight up insane. I kinda had sex with one at an ATP concert. I say kinda because she pretty much took me by force. I've been with a Ukraine and a Yugoslav (yes I'm old). But the Aussie. That was cray.


You didn't have sex. You "had a root".
 
2021-01-14 9:32:02 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [YouTube video: Bush Barbie]

Listen to the woman.


She's brilliant!
Has a good workout routine too.

ANGRY ISO WORKOUT!!
Youtube YbKxCLg1_eQ


/not safe for prudes
 
2021-01-14 9:47:18 PM  
Sounds like people in Northern Australia need to put away their didgeridoos....
 
2021-01-14 9:52:44 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Australia's peak medical body is calling for a coordinated national response to bring an end to a syphilis outbreak that has spread through the country for 10 years.

More than 3,600 people have been diagnosed since the outbreak began, according to federal Department of Health data.


Is 360 a year really that bad of an outbreak?


When you live in northern Australia that's like all of your family.
 
2021-01-14 9:53:09 PM  

6nome: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Aussie_As: It's just another horrific example of the gap between black and white Australians. We're a first world country with a lot of third world situations. Our Aboriginal population are around 2 per cent and they get about that much political attention most days. And this is a symptom of that much wider problem.

But yeah, it's Fark, get back to your jokes.

Ok. That is very horrible. But Aussies are straight up insane. I kinda had sex with one at an ATP concert. I say kinda because she pretty much took me by force. I've been with a Ukraine and a Yugoslav (yes I'm old). But the Aussie. That was cray.

You didn't have sex. You "had a root".


Is "root" an Aussie thing?  I'm more familiar with British slang. Like 'knock you up' is way different in London and Brooklyn.
 
2021-01-14 9:56:02 PM  

jtown: Won't somebody think of the koalas???


Koalas got Chlamydia. Wombat out front should'a told ya.
 
2021-01-14 9:57:29 PM  
Have they considered hard immunity?
 
2021-01-14 9:57:42 PM  

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Hey if he can still get up....sores or no he's gonna have sex w/something!


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2021-01-14 10:01:27 PM  
"Pretty sure she was a dingo---"

Still counts!
 
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