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(Orange County Register)   Ok, surfing monster waves at Mavericks is crazy. But skiing them???   (ocregister.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Skiing, Surfing, Ski, massive wave, Big wave surfing, lot of big sets, Chuck Patterson's bucket list, jaw-dropping moment  
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5 days ago  
I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read TFA, but Dana Point and Mavericks are hundreds of miles apart.

Do you even geography, bro?
 
5 days ago  

The Smails Kid: I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read TFA, but Dana Point and Mavericks are hundreds of miles apart.

Do you even geography, bro?


Yes, and there are miraculous conveyances called cars that will transport a surfer between two locations that are hundreds of miles apart much faster than a horse and buggy.

You should look into them. Or alternately just stay on the couch in your mom's basement.
 
5 days ago  
That was awesome.
 
5 days ago  

wax_on: The Smails Kid: I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read TFA, but Dana Point and Mavericks are hundreds of miles apart.

Do you even geography, bro?

Yes, and there are miraculous conveyances called cars that will transport a surfer between two locations that are hundreds of miles apart much faster than a horse and buggy.

You should look into them. Or alternately just stay on the couch in your mom's basement.


I'm not sure how your ad hominem explains how one would ski Mavericks off of Dana Point, but you do you.
 
5 days ago  
Caption for that picture: Hey! Look what Og do!


/credit Gary Larson
 
5 days ago  

The Smails Kid: wax_on: The Smails Kid: I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read TFA, but Dana Point and Mavericks are hundreds of miles apart.

Do you even geography, bro?

Yes, and there are miraculous conveyances called cars that will transport a surfer between two locations that are hundreds of miles apart much faster than a horse and buggy.

You should look into them. Or alternately just stay on the couch in your mom's basement.

I'm not sure how your ad hominem explains how one would ski Mavericks off of Dana Point, but you do you.


"Patterson, a longtime San Clemente resident who recently moved to Dana Point "

The surfer is from Dana Point, not surfing at Dana Point.
 
5 days ago  

The Smails Kid: wax_on: The Smails Kid: I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read TFA, but Dana Point and Mavericks are hundreds of miles apart.

Do you even geography, bro?

Yes, and there are miraculous conveyances called cars that will transport a surfer between two locations that are hundreds of miles apart much faster than a horse and buggy.

You should look into them. Or alternately just stay on the couch in your mom's basement.

I'm not sure how your ad hominem explains how one would ski Mavericks off of Dana Point, but you do you.


Chuck Patterson, of Dana Point, used water skis at Mavericks on Sunday, Jan. 10.
 
5 days ago  

RknRollaAyatola: The Smails Kid: wax_on: The Smails Kid: I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read TFA, but Dana Point and Mavericks are hundreds of miles apart.

Do you even geography, bro?

Yes, and there are miraculous conveyances called cars that will transport a surfer between two locations that are hundreds of miles apart much faster than a horse and buggy.

You should look into them. Or alternately just stay on the couch in your mom's basement.

I'm not sure how your ad hominem explains how one would ski Mavericks off of Dana Point, but you do you.

Chuck Patterson, of Dana Point, used water skis at Mavericks on Sunday, Jan. 10.



It's funny how today's accepted, normal mode of explanation is the first one instead of the last one.
 
4 days ago  

Cheesehead_Dave: The Smails Kid: wax_on: The Smails Kid: I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read TFA, but Dana Point and Mavericks are hundreds of miles apart.

Do you even geography, bro?

Yes, and there are miraculous conveyances called cars that will transport a surfer between two locations that are hundreds of miles apart much faster than a horse and buggy.

You should look into them. Or alternately just stay on the couch in your mom's basement.

I'm not sure how your ad hominem explains how one would ski Mavericks off of Dana Point, but you do you.

"Patterson, a longtime San Clemente resident who recently moved to Dana Point "

The surfer is from Dana Point, not surfing at Dana Point.


I thought I made it very clear that I was not going to turn off my ad blocker for what turned out to be an article about a person from Dana Point surfing the break at Mavericks.

Thank you for your service. I literally would not have known this without you.
 
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