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4967 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jan 2021 at 11:47 PM (1 day ago)   |   Favorite   |   Watch    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Rattrap007 [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
I don't know what would be better. Rudy getting nothing, or Trump having to pay him a huge sum for getting zero results.
 
wooden_badger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
If Rudy thought he was getting paid then he's even more mentally incompetent than I thought.
 
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
The Specials - A Message To You Rudy (2015 Remaster)
Youtube D6ONesFHXWE
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
I'm sure Four Seasons Insurrection Supply will cover it.
 
PopcornJunky [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
WOW. I didn't see this coming.

/s
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Melty Mc9/11 should declare he will win his fees via TRIAL BY BATTLE!!1
 
Sin'sHero [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Rudy will sue him, then represent both sides.
 
August11 [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

PopcornJunky: WOW. I didn't see this coming.

/s


Yeah. Me neither /s Trump didn't pay hardworking tri-state contractors who created beautiful spaces in his properties. He certainly isn't going to pay a shoddy lawyer who failed to keep him in power.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
LOL Rudy didn't get paid upfront
 
styckx [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
That's a shame. Anyway
 
Squid_for_Brains [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
I mean...Trump got what he intended to pay for.
 
Officer Barrelroll [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Rudy really needs a pardon. If Trump is pissed at him, he is extra screwed.

Hopefully Rudy gets pissed and says fark it and starts spilling all of the beans to get a lighter sentence.

Like every other time, Trump isn't thinking this one through. Rudy has a lot of dirt on Trump that he can leverage to save his own ass.

/Burn it all down Colludy!
 
optikeye [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
That's not Rudy not paid. That's legal people working for Rudy not getting paid.

That's standard operational procedure with trump. This is nothing to do with RUDY getting any money in RUDY's account.
 
OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
A shame, especially since Rudy is going to need some cash to pay a defense team of his own.
 
Billy Liar [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/D6ONesFH​XWE]


Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creating problems in town
 
styckx [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

OdradekRex: A shame, especially since Rudy is going to need some cash to pay a defense team of his own.


I almost want him in jail more than Trump. He was the person who was supposed to keep him in line and dial him back. Yet he encouraged his behavior and was the first to own it
 
iheartscotch [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
That's too bad for Rudy. Should have gotten the money up front.

/ when Trump is involved, always get the money up front
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Trump is running out of people he can punish for this failure.  If Mnuchin doesn't come back soon, he'll have to beat on Eric and Don Junior.
 
iheartscotch [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is running out of people he can punish for this failure.  If Mnuchin doesn't come back soon, he'll have to beat on Eric and Don Junior.


Haven't those two suffered enough? Donald Trump IS their father, after all.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

styckx: OdradekRex: A shame, especially since Rudy is going to need some cash to pay a defense team of his own.

I almost want him in jail more than Trump. He was the person who was supposed to keep him in line and dial him back. Yet he encouraged his behavior and was the first to own it


Rudy is going to get charged with inciting a riot, most likely, and will take much blame.  It will be glorious.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

iheartscotch: Marcus Aurelius: Trump is running out of people he can punish for this failure.  If Mnuchin doesn't come back soon, he'll have to beat on Eric and Don Junior.

Haven't those two suffered enough? Donald Trump IS their father, after all.


Pompeo is no fun to beat on, he's already a simpering mutt.
 
not enough beer [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Did the obvious tag die? He never pays his lawyers which is why he has the worst lawyers.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
You want your paycheck from Trump?

TRIAL BY COMBAT!!!
 
Jesus McSordid [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

optikeye: That's not Rudy not paid. That's legal people working for Rudy not getting paid.

That's standard operational procedure with trump. This is nothing to do with RUDY getting any money in RUDY's account.


Wait. Rudy has legal people? Then why aren't they helping him to make some sense?
Honestly, anybody who would work for that shyster probably deserves what they get.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!  BALIFF, cue the stereo!

OK, Rudy, now you can start.

Fight Music Star Trek cue music
Youtube Ml4wAnvfM4M
 
mjjt [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
So Trump is impeached. He's going to need a lawyer. A really good lawyer.....

But he doesn't pay his lawyers ...
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
"Everyone is thinking, 'I'll set myself on fire for the president of the United States for this, for this and for this - but I'm not doing it for that.' "

Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (Official Music Video)
Youtube 9X_ViIPA-Gc
 
KarmicDisaster [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Where is that cartoon where Trump stabs everyone in the back.
 
Monty_Zoncolan [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Pompeo is no fun to beat on, he's already a simpering mutt.


Pompeo thinks he's setting himself up for a 2024 run, no kidding.
 
OK So Amuse Me [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Who DIDN'T see this coming?

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Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
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iheartscotch [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

mjjt: So Trump is impeached. He's going to need a lawyer. A really good lawyer.....

But he doesn't pay his lawyers ...


I was charged with Jaywalking. My lawyer, Rudy, got the charge dropped to First Degree Murder. I'm on death row now. Thanks, Rudy!

Also,

Hello, Elder Services? Yes, I'd like to report elder abuse. Well, he did all this work for the president and now the president refuses to pay.
 
PaulRB [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
What's the worst that could happen?  An insurrection egged on by my moron client?  Then me not getting paid?

Nahhh.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Interested in seeing whether Rudy will be defending him in the impeachment trial now.
 
roddikinsathome [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

wooden_badger: If Rudy thought he was getting paid then he's even more mentally incompetent than I thought.


That.
 
hugram [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
The gang that couldn't loot straight
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Rudy honestly thought he was going to get paid $20k a day to let hair dye drip down his face, book press conferences in the parking lot of landscaping company located between a dildo shop and a crematorium, parade out drunken ex-strippers as star witnesses and calling for a trial by combat? He'll be lucky if he still has a law license in a months time.
 
169th Cousin [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
What??!? They're breaking up??!?
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Really thought they'd stay together, cellmates for life.
 
Garza and the Supermutants [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
I hereby retract the claim I used to make that Trump paid his lawyers so that he didn't have to pay anyone else. I gave him far too much credit for even that sort of dick move.
 
Dallymo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  
Rudy's OK with not getting paid; he's doing it for the exposure.

Or maybe he's just tucking in his shirt.
 
JudgeSmails
‘’ 1 day ago  
they should make out.
 
inglixthemad
‘’ 1 day ago  

wooden_badger: If Rudy thought he was getting paid then he's even more mentally incompetent than I thought.


He wanted publicity to seem relevant. Don't say he's incompetent, I want him to stand trial if he was the slightest bit involved.
 
SFSailor [TotalFark]
‘’ 1 day ago  

Rattrap007: I don't know what would be better. Rudy getting nothing, or Trump having to pay him a huge sum for getting zero results.


< whynotboth.jpg >

Rudy9/11 can sue and get paid to add to the long list of people fighting for scraps in the bankruptcy brawl...

... and have all his shiat seized as profit from criminal operations as he's being indicted for insurrection?
 
rummonkey
‘’ 1 day ago  

Rattrap007: I don't know what would be better. Rudy getting nothing, or Trump having to pay him a huge sum for getting zero results.


Rudy getting nothing, Trump refusing to pay for a no results, Rudy trying to sue Trump for the fees and forgetting that Rudy is an absolutely terrible lawyer and the whole thing is thrown out to our amusement.
 
StatelyGreekAutomaton
‘’ 1 day ago  

Sin'sHero: Rudy will sue him, then represent both sides.


The case will end up being thrown out and Rudy will be ordered to pay Trump's fees.
 
BitwiseShift
‘’ 1 day ago  
Isn't Rudi being paid out of the Epstein estate that somehow is now controlled by Trump because he's president and has a good lawyer?
 
NetOwl
‘’ 1 day ago  
That's what you get for working pro bozo.
 
Boo_Guy
‘’ 1 day ago  
If the fees are supposed to be for actual lawyering then I don't blame him for not paying.

If they're for lying on TV then Rudy earned every last cent.
 
006andahalf
‘’ 1 day ago  

Monty_Zoncolan: Marcus Aurelius: Pompeo is no fun to beat on, he's already a simpering mutt.

Pompeo thinks he's setting himself up for a 2024 run, no kidding.


Of Israel or the US?
 
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