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2021-01-14 1:21:43 AM  
Easier to find weed than vaccine.
 
2021-01-14 1:28:37 AM  
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2021-01-14 1:36:13 AM  
Rush - 2112: Overture /The Temples of Syrinx
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2021-01-14 1:40:55 AM  
Balls
 
2021-01-14 1:46:33 AM  
Free pot with every shot?
 
2021-01-14 2:05:12 AM  

DrWhy: Free pot with every shot?


A free packet of kush with every hypodermic push?
A free calming edible for any autism report that's credible?
A free joint with every 22G point?
A free bowl to be smoked with every deltoid poked?
 
2021-01-14 2:35:54 AM  
I would gladly give up.all the weed I own for the vaccine
 
2021-01-14 2:42:59 AM  
good move now do it for the hard drugs as well, guy who thinks the Queen is reading his mind thru the atm network wont take the jab voluntarily but sure will for some crack/meth/heroin. one more day of their normal diet wont change their situation much but having the crackheads vaccinated will do wonder for society.
 
2021-01-14 2:44:10 AM  
If they served you tasty cocktails while waiting in line, then gave you some sweet nugs afterward, then you'd really have something. Farkers would be lining up for miles.
 
2021-01-14 2:47:14 AM  
Hey, whatever you need to do to tolerate VMS.
 
2021-01-14 2:48:48 AM  

anuran: I would gladly give up.all the weed I own for the vaccine


That's because all of the pot that you smoke has made you paranoid and afraid.
 
2021-01-14 3:52:06 AM  

jimbelina: anuran: I would gladly give up.all the weed I own for the vaccine

That's because all of the pot that you smoke has made you paranoid and afraid.


You really need to lay off the meth and MAGA. It's making you stupid and treasonous
 
2021-01-14 3:57:22 AM  
More like Pfhighzer, amirite?
 
2021-01-14 3:58:46 AM  

J45Picker: Easier to find weed than vaccine.


Try as I might, I can't get these damn vaccine seeds (vacseeds?) to germinate.
 
2021-01-14 4:34:18 AM  
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This is the model of the vax I learned Fortran77 on.
 
2021-01-14 5:23:12 AM  

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This is the model of the vax I learned Fortran77 on.


Looks noisy... could you even hear a sax over that?
 
2021-01-14 5:29:34 AM  

buserror: ISO15693: [Fark user image 400x256]

This is the model of the vax I learned Fortran77 on.

Looks noisy... could you even hear a sax over that?


Probably not.

CSB: my ex flicked me a contract to do maintenance on a university payroll system running on a CDC6600 when I returned from Bougainville. No-one else wanted it.

Since it processed numbers, it was written in Fortran...

/CSB
 
2021-01-14 8:26:24 AM  
I don't get why they are called "activists". Couldn't they just be promoters for a local dispensary?
 
2021-01-14 10:43:21 AM  
All I got was a farking sticker. This is bullshiat.
 
2021-01-14 1:28:31 PM  

ChuckGandCrew: I don't get why they are called "activists". Couldn't they just be promoters for a local dispensary?


Aren't people who use pot kind of the opposite of 'activist'?  They are more often lay back and eat Lay's all day -ists.
 
2021-01-14 1:29:06 PM  

mod3072: All I got was a farking sticker. This is bullshiat.


Farking sticker?  Is that some kind of birth control product?
 
2021-01-14 1:30:59 PM  
Meh.  This article is just another stoner puff piece.
 
2021-01-14 1:40:15 PM  

DrWhy: mod3072: All I got was a farking sticker. This is bullshiat.

Farking sticker?  Is that some kind of birth control product?


I don't need birth control. My face is pretty effective.
 
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