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11940 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 13 Jan 2021 at 4:48 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook


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2021-01-13 4:38:06 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-01-13 4:42:37 PM  
I'm keeping an eye on TF voting, if this tagline gets enough support I'll switch it from twitter to an article elsewhere
 
2021-01-13 4:43:12 PM  
Not mine, but honestly this one.
 
2021-01-13 4:44:05 PM  
If it wasn't for those low-flow congress regulations the turd would have been gone on the first flush.
 
2021-01-13 4:44:59 PM  
Not mine, but this is the one.
 
2021-01-13 4:45:05 PM  
Womp womp. Welcome to the history books, you treasonous shiatweasel
 
2021-01-13 4:45:15 PM  

Drew: I'm keeping an eye on TF voting, if this tagline gets enough support I'll switch it from twitter to an article elsewhere



Nice. No "News" or "News Flash" since we already knew, and "Followup" is perfect.
 
2021-01-13 4:45:26 PM  
This is the way.
 
2021-01-13 4:45:31 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Not mine, but this is the one.


I think this same headline went red like 12 headlines down.
 
2021-01-13 4:45:32 PM  

Sgt. Expendable: Not mine, but honestly this one.


Yeah.  I know the other one has a few more comments.  But, this one.
 
2021-01-13 4:45:41 PM  
We should have bought a plunger before we needed a plunger.
 
2021-01-13 4:45:46 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:46:30 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:46:33 PM  

Drew: I'm keeping an eye on TF voting, if this tagline gets enough support I'll switch it from twitter to an article elsewhere


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2021-01-13 4:47:39 PM  
Yeah, this is the one...
 
2021-01-13 4:48:22 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:48:52 PM  
We need less fat in our diet.
+1
 
2021-01-13 4:49:16 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:49:43 PM  
Suck it, Turnip!
 
2021-01-13 4:49:43 PM  
Take a hint Donny.

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2021-01-13 4:49:44 PM  
This is the one.
 
2021-01-13 4:49:44 PM  
When your toilet is a crime scene.
 
2021-01-13 4:49:52 PM  
 
2021-01-13 4:49:56 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:50:00 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:50:12 PM  
favorited!
 
2021-01-13 4:50:12 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:50:14 PM  
Poop thread
 
2021-01-13 4:50:20 PM  
"And I've had people run up to me, big guys, who never cry, and they have tears running down their faces.  And they say, 'SIR!  I've never seen someone impeached as bigly as you, never!'"
 
2021-01-13 4:50:32 PM  
Call him Donnie Two Times (Two Times)
 
2021-01-13 4:50:34 PM  
We had to flush twice and it left a giant slick on the side of the bowl.
 
2021-01-13 4:50:35 PM  
Well, thanks Dems, now the country is hopelessly divided.

And we were so close to uniting
 
2021-01-13 4:50:36 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:50:37 PM  
Sen. John McCain (R-Heaven) just released his official statement:

"I like Presidents that haven't been impeached....twice."
 
2021-01-13 4:50:40 PM  
And even then, the smell may longer on.
 
2021-01-13 4:50:43 PM  
and yet he's still swirling around in the bowl
 
2021-01-13 4:50:45 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:50:46 PM  
fark everyone that didn't vote for this.
 
2021-01-13 4:50:48 PM  
Why does Original get to be first?
 
2021-01-13 4:50:53 PM  
#merryimpeachmas!

It's a tradition now
 
2021-01-13 4:50:56 PM  
I bet he's really learned his lesson now. : |
 
2021-01-13 4:51:07 PM  
He was impeached more than terms served. God damn that's impressive....


Ly bad.
 
2021-01-13 4:51:08 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:51:08 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:51:10 PM  

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Awesome!!
 
2021-01-13 4:51:17 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:51:21 PM  
Slow clap.
 
2021-01-13 4:51:22 PM  
Anyone have to tally numbers? I'm guessing it broke across party lines and the entire GOP have declared themselves enemies of Democracy and thrown their lot in as the TrumpTreason Party
 
2021-01-13 4:51:22 PM  

OptionC: If it wasn't for those low-flow congress regulations the turd would have been gone on the first flush.


He tried to warn you libs!

But did you listen?  NO!

Now we're gonna have to poke him down with the toilet brush handle.

I hope you're proud of yourselves!
 
2021-01-13 4:51:23 PM  
Ha ha!
 
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