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(JSOnline)   Ethan Allen chaplain dodges sexual assault charges. Meanwhile police still haven't looked into that creepy Bob fella from the Bob's Discount Furniture commercials   (jsonline.com) divider line
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2021-01-13 6:22:52 PM  
Broyhill and Laz-e-boy ratted him outr
 
2021-01-13 8:23:27 PM  
I always knew there was something wrong with Bob. He's always got wood.

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2021-01-13 8:24:21 PM  
I'm feeling you, Subby. Ordered this book the other day. Real eye-opener.
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2021-01-13 8:29:05 PM  
Badcock.
 
2021-01-13 8:29:09 PM  
I don't understand this Bob thing please explain
 
2021-01-13 8:33:05 PM  
I grew up thinking Ethan Allen made furniture for George Washington and Ben Franklin.

George Washington cut down the cherry tree.  "Ethan, make a nice podium out of this, will ya?"
 
2021-01-13 8:43:29 PM  
I read the headline as "Bob Vila". He doesn't seem that creepy.
 
2021-01-13 8:44:15 PM  
Never heard of this chain until just now.
 
2021-01-13 8:48:27 PM  

TxRabbit: Never heard of this chain until just now.


And you are better off for that.
 
2021-01-13 8:49:01 PM  

Idiot Stick Bearer: I don't understand this Bob thing please explain


Look at him, he's jerking off two invisible dicks at the same time!  At The Same Time!  Besides Bob the furniture guy, who else would do that? 

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2021-01-13 8:51:13 PM  
Art Van no longer available for comment.

\MI
 
2021-01-13 8:52:34 PM  
What's with the Bob hate?  The worst I've experience there was being followed by a salesperson when all I wanted was some free snacks and mini golf.
 
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2021-01-13 8:55:05 PM  
DRINK!
 
2021-01-13 9:03:37 PM  
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/good stuff cheap
 
2021-01-13 9:14:18 PM  
Well, I dig your style too, man. Got the whole cowboy Southwestern thing goin'

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2021-01-13 9:30:46 PM  

wxboy: Art Van no longer available for comment.

\MI


Their furniture ran into some trouble for sexually harassing the employees.
 
2021-01-13 10:29:32 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I grew up thinking Ethan Allen made furniture for George Washington and Ben Franklin.

George Washington cut down the cherry tree.  "Ethan, make a nice podium out of this, will ya?"


Lectern.
 
2021-01-13 10:35:41 PM  
Ethan Allen was a correctional school for boys under 18 convicted of violent offenses.  Think rape, murder, etc.  We used to play basketball against them.  They killed us (figuratively).  They also would participate in a track meet at our school that was heavily attended by Wisconsin police officers.  It was unofficially called either the Shackle Relay or The Chaingang Olympics.
 
2021-01-13 11:08:31 PM  
Coach Bert - Saturday Night Live
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2021-01-13 11:08:50 PM  
That's nuts
 
2021-01-14 12:01:46 AM  

Tom-Servo: Idiot Stick Bearer: I don't understand this Bob thing please explain

Look at him, he's jerking off two invisible dicks at the same time!  At The Same Time!  Besides Bob the furniture guy, who else would do that? 

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OMG this must be a regional thing ive only jerked off 1 at a time err nevermind that didn't sound right
/// immediately to 3 slashies as fark is not my personal erotic site
 
2021-01-14 2:50:02 AM  
Old person deemed not mentally competent to stand trial for multiple charges of raping children, plans to run for Senate in 2 years.
 
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