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(NYPost)   ♫ So long. Farewell. Aufwiedersehn. Adeiu. To yieu Don Jr. and yieu Kimberly Guilfoyle. Au 'voire. New York is glad to see you go. So long. Farewell. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye   (nypost.com) divider line
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3406 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jan 2021 at 3:58 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 2:45:52 PM  
Time for this... AGAIN.

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2021-01-13 2:55:38 PM  

markie_farkie: Time for this... AGAIN.


And this.

So Long, Farewell - 20 January 2021 Version
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2021-01-13 2:59:20 PM  

markie_farkie: Time for this... AGAIN.

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13 minutes to slow.
 
2021-01-13 3:00:18 PM  

Jackal_N: markie_farkie: Time for this... AGAIN.

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13 minutes to slow.


Too, too slow. Stupid Siri.
 
2021-01-13 3:32:22 PM  

markie_farkie: Time for this... AGAIN.

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Wait for them to get there
 
2021-01-13 3:35:45 PM  
Florida state law shelters your primary residence from seizure due to legal judgements against you.
 
2021-01-13 3:57:44 PM  
LO-f*cking-L. Trump wanted to be part of the Manhattan elite and was only ever tolerated by them as an amusing buffoon. Now the entire clan is fleeing to Florida because New Yorkers are done with his shiat.

Sorry Florida Farkers. I like visiting your state and you deserve better neighbors (and politicians.)
 
2021-01-13 4:00:14 PM  
I found them a place.
 
2021-01-13 4:00:16 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:00:43 PM  
I hope they buy the cokiest coke house from 1984 that you could imagine, which I guess would be right down the street from Parscale's house.
 
2021-01-13 4:00:58 PM  
Well, on the plus side for whoever buys the house Florida has no such thing as common law marriage anymore.

I bet outside of six months she tosses him and gets a restraining order and moves the Franklin Graham poolboy in.
 
2021-01-13 4:01:03 PM  
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
So sad (not) that it should come to this!
 
2021-01-13 4:01:23 PM  
For now, Trump Jr. and Guilfoyle are looking at homes in Jupiter

If only.
 
2021-01-13 4:01:55 PM  
Not going to save you from accountability.
 
2021-01-13 4:02:54 PM  

markie_farkie: Time for this... AGAIN.

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No, we wait until *THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED TRUMP KLAN* is present in Florida before we turn Bugs and his saw loose on it!
 
2021-01-13 4:02:55 PM  
Anne Murray - Snowbird (1970)
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2021-01-13 4:03:05 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Florida state law shelters your primary residence from seizure due to legal judgements against you.


And this is why they are doing this. They are about to get bombarded with civil suits
 
2021-01-13 4:03:28 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Florida state law shelters your primary residence from seizure due to legal judgements against you.


Mar a lago isn't dotards permanent address if I remember.
Deed restrictions.
 
2021-01-13 4:03:39 PM  
How long before some of these weasels notice how shiatty is is being rich and living in buttfark florida and come creeping back to the big city?
 
2021-01-13 4:05:33 PM  
Mar a Lago is turning into a:

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With a golf course...
 
2021-01-13 4:05:34 PM  
Scarface ending reenactment in play?
 
2021-01-13 4:05:37 PM  
Hopefully their new house will be underwater within 10 years.
 
2021-01-13 4:05:46 PM  
At least the scientists that assembled Kimberly Guilfoyle will now be able to concentrate on building something less frightening -- like the flying car.
 
2021-01-13 4:06:04 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:06:11 PM  
An ill-advised choice. I am fairly certain we have extradition agreements with Florida.
 
2021-01-13 4:06:18 PM  

gaspode: How long before some of these weasels notice how shiatty is is being rich and living in buttfark florida and come creeping back to the big city?


I imagine they're just going to munch through whatever grifted money they still have before they have to report to prison.
 
2021-01-13 4:06:47 PM  
They think Florida won't extradite them when the NY AG indicts them in daddy's tax evasion case?
 
2021-01-13 4:07:09 PM  
I like how it's escaping the hostile city, and not the fact that his kids are there as just an ASIDE....

Conservatives have a real warped sense of family. Especially those farking trumps.
 
2021-01-13 4:07:25 PM  
"they don't have the time to build a dream house from the ground up."

Lol. Planning an extended vacation?
 
2021-01-13 4:07:56 PM  
Couple of coke heads that should have 16 going on 17 felonies by then.

Able Vice, Able Vice, every morning you greet me!
 
2021-01-13 4:07:57 PM  
OT, but does anyone else's Politics tab keep disappearing?  Mine's only showing up about 50% of the time today.

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2021-01-13 4:08:05 PM  
Kimberly is gonna ditch his ass when she figures out he is now a liability to her and she might have to baby sit his kids.
 
2021-01-13 4:08:12 PM  
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2021-01-13 4:08:14 PM  

UltimaCS: For now, Trump Jr. and Guilfoyle are looking at homes in Jupiter

If only.


C'mon Elon!  Another damn good reason to get Starship online!!!
 
2021-01-13 4:08:53 PM  
Florida. Pensions, real estate and other financial assets shielded from lawsuits by state law.
Applies to owned property and everything on it. Creditors can't touch it. Ask O.J. about all that.
 
2021-01-13 4:09:19 PM  

ongbok: Marcus Aurelius: Florida state law shelters your primary residence from seizure due to legal judgements against you.

And this is why they are doing this. They are about to get bombarded with civil suits


I like a couple of things here.

1) the fact that Half-Scoop would have you believe he was one of the richest men in the U.S. and yet so fearful of losing it all that this is affecting where he chooses to reside, putting himself well outside of his familiar social circle,

and 2) he believes he is not headed to federal penitentiary within the next couple of years.
 
2021-01-13 4:09:31 PM  
"There is no way they can stay in New York. They'd be tortured in the streets," said a source close to the family.


Don't get my hopes up.
 
2021-01-13 4:09:33 PM  
People are gonna know who you are there too you asshole. Why don't you get a jump on things and just nice right to Russia?
 
2021-01-13 4:09:44 PM  
Yes, spending the rest of their lives at Bushwood will probably be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan.

/fifty bucks says the trump kid picks his nose
 
2021-01-13 4:10:55 PM  
Get the whole Trump Clan to move to FLA. Then the Trump minions and MAGA Folk... THEN do the Bugs Bunny move
 
2021-01-13 4:11:20 PM  
Au voire kinda means with sight. Au revoir means bye, see ya. I like Adieu toujours which kinda means goodbye forever (with God all the days super literally.)

Annnnyway. Over the bridge you go, never to return, you awful, awful specimens.
 
2021-01-13 4:11:26 PM  
Cut off your leg, Don, and dance, one legged, off in the rain.

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2021-01-13 4:11:33 PM  
Does Erik Estrada have any land left?
 
2021-01-13 4:11:54 PM  
This is the reason why there is a Florida tag....
 
2021-01-13 4:12:02 PM  

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That was nice. Thank you for bringing some niceness into a time which is not so nice.
 
2021-01-13 4:13:31 PM  
Hope he gets murked in a Publix parking lot.
 
2021-01-13 4:13:33 PM  
I don't understand!?!?!  The timer ran out for the voting for impeachment but they are still voting... what is up with that?  I am having a cow
 
2021-01-13 4:13:38 PM  

BitwiseShift: At least the scientists that assembled Kimberly Guilfoyle will now be able to concentrate on building something less frightening -- like the flying car.


Be honest.  Do you really trust anyone who created that with something so revolutionary and potentially dangerous to society?
 
2021-01-13 4:13:44 PM  
AND STAY OUT!!!!!!

/new york state resident.
 
2021-01-13 4:14:50 PM  
Awww, man!  I already miss what's his farking name again?
 
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