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(Twitter)   Add one more to Trump's insurrection body count   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-01-13 2:06:32 PM  
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2021-01-13 2:08:48 PM  
Lots of these clowns don't want 10 years in a federal prison.
 
2021-01-13 2:10:59 PM  
Gee, that's too bad.
 
2021-01-13 2:12:28 PM  
I think we already knew about this guy.
 
2021-01-13 2:12:30 PM  
Saves the court costs, anyway.
 
2021-01-13 2:13:16 PM  
KGB SOP
 
2021-01-13 2:14:26 PM  
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2021-01-13 2:14:48 PM  
Will Trump order flags at half staff?
 
2021-01-13 2:15:43 PM  
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2021-01-13 2:19:50 PM  
My sympathy is tempered by the knowledge that he was a dumbass who hated America for the stupidest of reasons. What a waste of a life.
 
2021-01-13 2:20:00 PM  
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2021-01-13 2:23:34 PM  
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2021-01-13 2:23:39 PM  
Insurance won't pay out on a suicide. A moron to the very end.
 
2021-01-13 2:23:49 PM  
With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.
 
2021-01-13 2:24:05 PM  

shastacola: Gee, that's too bad.


Anyway...
 
2021-01-13 2:24:22 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I think we already knew about this guy.


Yeah, I saw this on CNN yesterday, and there was a thread on Fark full of jokes about people named after states.
 
2021-01-13 2:24:28 PM  
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2021-01-13 2:24:32 PM  

Jake Havechek: Lots of these clowns don't want 10 years in a federal prison.


Lots of these clowns wouldn't last ten days in a county jail.
 
2021-01-13 2:24:51 PM  
Plus, that one other cop in DC also "killed himself"

Looks like Hillary is getting rid of the lose ends from this false flag operation.
 
2021-01-13 2:25:31 PM  

Jake Havechek: With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.


I actually think you have to serve 80 percent of your sentence.
 
2021-01-13 2:25:32 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I think we already knew about this guy.


This isn't the cop who was called in as a responder to the insurrection, this is someone who was charged as being a part of the insurrection.
 
2021-01-13 2:26:00 PM  
We got a mass email letting us know that if we want to hang onto our security clearances we'll stay away from any light treason. Kinda cracked me up. I wonder how many people at that rally are pissing themselves wondering how long it's gonna be until they get outed by a coworker or family member.

Suck starting a pistol will probably look like a good option to some.
 
2021-01-13 2:26:33 PM  

Xanlexian: Insurance won't pay out on a suicide. A moron to the very end.


That is mainly a myth (in Canada at least). Other than brief periods after the initial purchase of a policy suicide is covered.
 
2021-01-13 2:26:33 PM  
As John Donne said, 'no man is an island, entire unto himself.' The loss of any one diminishes us all.

That said, while no man is an island, people who sink their own dinghies in the harbor while the rest of us watch are more to be applauded than mourned.
 
2021-01-13 2:27:09 PM  

kbronsito: Plus, that one other cop in DC also "killed himself"

Looks like Hillary is getting rid of the lose ends from this false flag operation.


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2021-01-13 2:27:16 PM  

Xanlexian: Insurance won't pay out on a suicide. A moron to the very end.


Depends on the insurance policy
My life insurance pays out 100% for suicide after the first year of owning the policy
 
2021-01-13 2:27:17 PM  

Jake Havechek: With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_co​n​duct_time I think federal doesn't allow for parole, but does have time off for good behavior (doesn't help w/ life sentences though).
 
2021-01-13 2:27:19 PM  

Iowan73: Jake Havechek: With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.

I actually think you have to serve 80 percent of your sentence.


I fail to see many judges being sympathetic about this behavior.  I bet a minimum 10 years to be served will be written in to the sentence.
 
2021-01-13 2:27:31 PM  

Iowan73: Jake Havechek: With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.

I actually think you have to serve 80 percent of your sentence.


I think it's about 85%. You can get 54 days off per year.
 
2021-01-13 2:27:48 PM  
Follow your constituents.
 
2021-01-13 2:28:09 PM  
Trampled while carrying a Gadsden flag. Heart attack due to testicular autotasering. Multiple suicides.

Inasmuch as any death can be good, these are not good deaths.
 
2021-01-13 2:28:12 PM  

Mikey1969: The Googles Do Nothing: I think we already knew about this guy.

This isn't the cop who was called in as a responder to the insurrection, this is someone who was charged as being a part of the insurrection.


Cool.

I am good with this. Shows they had some understanding of the seriousness of what did.
 
2021-01-13 2:28:17 PM  
Of course. Like trump, they're all a bunch of farking cowards. Face your actions or kill yourself : kill yourself.

/at least it'll save some taxpayers money
 
2021-01-13 2:28:33 PM  

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dammit
 
2021-01-13 2:28:34 PM  
Oh know
 
2021-01-13 2:28:47 PM  
Perhaps this person will serve as an example of the type of 'patriotism' that others will follow... soon...
 
2021-01-13 2:29:14 PM  
Wouldn't be surprised if we see a handful of these by the time it's over.  Some because of the crime(s) and likely sentence.  Others because of additional things outside of 1/6 they did or have in their possession that the FBI will find as soon as they start investigating.

Won't be a lot, but if you're looking at hundreds of people facing charges for things like sedition, conspiracy, and whatever charges make up "domestic terrorism".  That's a lot of people who probably know their lives are functionally over.  That'll push a few to just end it instead of living the next couple decades in a prison followed by their senior citizen years with no retirement, no job, and probably socially ostracized.
 
2021-01-13 2:29:18 PM  
He finally lived his dream of shooting and killing an enemy of America.
 
2021-01-13 2:29:24 PM  
If you think suicide is preferable to admitting you were bamboozled.

You might be a redhat.
 
2021-01-13 2:29:47 PM  

shifty eyes: Jake Havechek: With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_con​duct_time I think federal doesn't allow for parole, but does have time off for good behavior (doesn't help w/ life sentences though).


X many days reduced for each month of good behavior. Do not remember what that x is.
 
2021-01-13 2:29:49 PM  

Iowan73: Jake Havechek: With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.

I actually think you have to serve 80 percent of your sentence.


Always take the subject; predicates/verb phrases are where the uncomfortable action usually is.
 
2021-01-13 2:30:08 PM  
Guess he really drank the Kool-aid.
 
2021-01-13 2:30:09 PM  

Jake Havechek: Lots of these clowns don't want 10 years in a federal prison.


He was facing max 180 days and/or $1000  fine.
 
2021-01-13 2:30:09 PM  
In the end, eating a bullet is just about the only honorable thing these traitors can do is save the taxpayers the expense and man hours needed to prosecute these crimes.
 
2021-01-13 2:30:18 PM  

Rucker10: I wonder how many people at that rally are pissing themselves wondering how long it's gonna be until they get outed by a coworker or family member.


Turns out being the asshole at Thanksgiving can have consequences.
 
2021-01-13 2:30:18 PM  

Chthonic Echoes: Trampled while carrying a Gadsden flag. Heart attack due to testicular autotasering. Multiple suicides.

Inasmuch as any death can be good, these are not good deaths.


Tramped while carrying Gadsen flag? Do you have a link?
 
2021-01-13 2:30:33 PM  

Rucker10: We got a mass email letting us know that if we want to hang onto our security clearances we'll stay away from any light treason. Kinda cracked me up. I wonder how many people at that rally are pissing themselves wondering how long it's gonna be until they get outed by a coworker or family member.

Suck starting a pistol will probably look like a good option to some.


I am awaiting someone to put together a nice database of people's pictures to review.
 
2021-01-13 2:30:38 PM  
Am I a bad person for taking time off from doing suicide prevention?

Everyone needs a little vacation sometimes and I worked over Christmas and Thanksgiving.

Then again the suicide prevention charity i work is quite hostile to abusive people and has a color scheme and graphic design style that can be described as "Unicorn Fart Pallet".
 
2021-01-13 2:30:42 PM  

Jake Havechek: With federal charges, you get no time off for good behavior or anything.   You get 10 years, you serve 10 years.  No parole, no furlough, no work release.


Really? All these years and I had no idea.

Though I don't commit federal crimes all that often.
 
2021-01-13 2:30:46 PM  
Yeah, many Democrats are pro-euthenasia.

He didn't want to live in a world with consequences. His body, his choice.
 
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