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4511 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2021 at 7:23 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 4:07:11 PM  
I want mine with jaguar ears.
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2021-01-13 7:25:56 PM  
ha and you where making fun of 50's sci-fi where people in the future had clear glass globe helmets.
 
2021-01-13 7:26:29 PM  
Was the taint interface edited from Youtube?
 
2021-01-13 7:26:46 PM  
A $200 mask.  Your wife says she'd sell you for a quarter.
 
2021-01-13 7:27:15 PM  
I don't know about the masks this guy is selling, but the video has a lot of good info in it and is worth watching. Has some of that cool thermal image footage of your breath, and all:

What People Get Wrong About MASKS
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2021-01-13 7:28:28 PM  
Can't wait to see the panic set in the first time he has a truly wet sneeze.
 
2021-01-13 7:31:04 PM  
I'm an asshole.
I want one.
 
2021-01-13 7:34:39 PM  
I thought this was going to be about the Razer N95 mask they announced recently,
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/​0​1/razers-n95-voice-boost-active-ventil​ators-led-lights-in-mask-prototype/
 
2021-01-13 7:35:39 PM  
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2021-01-13 7:36:28 PM  
I got one for ride shares and flying. It is heavy. Wireless earbuds are a must,
 
2021-01-13 7:36:31 PM  
I like this one from Etsy

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2021-01-13 7:38:32 PM  
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2021-01-13 7:40:48 PM  

FormlessOne: Can't wait to see the panic set in the first time he has a truly wet sneeze.


Seen it before. It was pretty funny.
 
2021-01-13 7:42:18 PM  
anybody who buys one of these should also get a free dry cleaner bag to wear over their face to bed at night
 
2021-01-13 7:46:25 PM  
What an asshole
 
2021-01-13 7:47:32 PM  
Perfect for when go to the store and want to fondle the model on the disposable men's undergarment package
 
2021-01-13 7:50:07 PM  
Competition!

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2021-01-13 7:50:16 PM  
I wear a mask made of the finest materials and of the best quality that only those of great taste and high social status can see it
 
2021-01-13 7:50:38 PM  

maniacbastard: What an asshole


Oh look, someone who doesn't get the joke!
 
2021-01-13 7:51:38 PM  
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2021-01-13 7:55:27 PM  

AbuHashish: Was the taint interface edited from Youtube?


He discusses how the mask completely fogs over during sex when he's in the missionary position over his subject at about 9:00. I assume the taint interface was also a failure.
 
2021-01-13 7:57:13 PM  

nyseattitude: I like this one from Etsy

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Yeah. And the mask ain't too shabby either!

/I'll be here all week
//Try the veal
///Tip your servers
 
2021-01-13 7:58:02 PM  
about 9:00. about 6:00.
 
2021-01-13 7:59:59 PM  

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and now that song is stuck in my head
 
2021-01-13 8:00:07 PM  
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2021-01-13 8:01:57 PM  
I can achieve the same thing for free:
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/okay, so there's a handle to deal with
//you still look like a dork
 
jvl [BareFark]
2021-01-13 8:02:15 PM  
Gotta love that in the product shot you can clearly see it's beginning to fog up.
 
2021-01-13 8:07:05 PM  
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2021-01-13 8:09:24 PM  
Does it come with goldfish?
 
2021-01-13 8:09:45 PM  
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2021-01-13 8:09:46 PM  

phishrace: AbuHashish: Was the taint interface edited from Youtube?

He discusses how the mask completely fogs over during sex when he's in the missionary position over his subject at about 9:00. I assume the taint interface was also a failure.


I like the light sarcastic humor with the condescend "i'm big in business".

I don't recognize the food brand he is buying in the grocery store.  I assume it something cheap and nasty.  I did like the part where he was shopping in the adult diaper area.  Can anyone ID the car is he driving right before he cuts to the stock photos of exotic sports cars?
 
2021-01-13 8:10:13 PM  
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2021-01-13 8:12:20 PM  
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2021-01-13 8:18:39 PM  

FormlessOne: Can't wait to see the panic set in the first time he has a truly wet sneeze.


The mental image of that actually made me laugh out loud.
 
2021-01-13 8:21:06 PM  

nyseattitude: I like this one from Etsy

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Yeah, and the mask isn't bad either.
 
2021-01-13 8:22:31 PM  

RoboZombie: nyseattitude: I like this one from Etsy

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Yeah. And the mask ain't too shabby either!

/I'll be here all week
//Try the veal
///Tip your servers


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2021-01-13 8:24:07 PM  
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2021-01-13 8:25:18 PM  

FormlessOne: Can't wait to see the panic set in the first time he has a truly wet sneeze.


It's not fun in a cloth mask, that's for sure.
 
2021-01-13 8:29:05 PM  

FormlessOne: Can't wait to see the panic set in the first time he has a truly wet sneeze.


For your viewing pleasure...

Morons From Outer Space
Youtube QMWDPJymksI
 
2021-01-13 8:31:10 PM  
I don't know. It looks like it might fog up.
 
2021-01-13 8:36:14 PM  
Nobody cared who I was til I put on the mask.
 
2021-01-13 8:38:33 PM  
"If you don't like it just go back to where you came from"

OK. Just throw in some dog-whistling at the end there.
 
2021-01-13 8:47:03 PM  
The future is NOW:
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2021-01-13 8:59:56 PM  
I thought about buying one of these things just to be a douche around the office when it seemed like the bosses were going to open back up in the spring time, but thankfully they decided to continue having everyone work from home and saved me the indignity
 
2021-01-13 9:02:02 PM  

dready zim: "If you don't like it just go back to where you came from"

OK. Just throw in some dog-whistling at the end there.


You walk around looking for opportunities to be offended, don't you?
 
2021-01-13 9:08:24 PM  

Smurfnazi420: FormlessOne: Can't wait to see the panic set in the first time he has a truly wet sneeze.

The mental image of that actually made me laugh out loud.


wet sneeze....while driving...!
 
2021-01-13 9:11:39 PM  
Suit sold separately

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2021-01-13 9:15:25 PM  

Boo_Guy: I thought this was going to be about the Razer N95 mask they announced recently,
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/0​1/razers-n95-voice-boost-active-ventil​ators-led-lights-in-mask-prototype/


My first thought on reading that earlier today, "Nice idea, but the LEDs added atleast $100 to the price with no function".

My coworker, "Man, the LEDs are the best part!"

To each their own.
 
2021-01-13 9:15:53 PM  

nyseattitude: I like this one from Etsy

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How much with out the mask?
 
2021-01-13 9:17:52 PM  
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