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(Deadspin)   The NBA is now a 'no hug' zone thanks to the coronavirus. This is what happens when you cross over into the red zone   (deadspin.com) divider line
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113 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Jan 2021 at 4:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 2:26:36 PM  
Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA Announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male PA Announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
 
2021-01-13 4:24:46 PM  
Yeah, and all of them muttered "no homo" under their breath when they hugged.
 
2021-01-13 5:08:18 PM  
Big deal. Call me when they're on the highway to the Danger Zone.
 
2021-01-13 5:45:18 PM  
It's actually refreshing to think that despite the pandemic that not as many people have turned into psychotic OCD germophobes as we originally thought.
 
2021-01-13 5:49:32 PM  
Man, their sexual harassment rules are tough!
 
2021-01-13 6:54:50 PM  
NBA players get sweat on each other about 20x more than NFL players.
 
2021-01-13 7:23:22 PM  
Done in one.
 
2021-01-13 8:37:50 PM  
STOP LINKING ZOMBIE DEADSPIN YOU ASSHOLES
 
2021-01-13 8:48:54 PM  
That's easy. The hard part is going to be the new no guests in the hotel rooms when on the road rule. Relatives or otherwise.

There's going to be a lot more hookers applying for the PPP program.
 
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