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(Denver Broncos)   Denver Donkos hire George Paton as GM. In his press conference, Paton said if your grandson asks you, 'what did you do in the Super Bowl?', you won't have to cough and say, 'Well, I shoveled sh*t in Louisiana.'   (denverbroncos.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, National Football League, Super Bowl, George Paton, Vikings' vice president, pro sides, player personnel, team's new general manager, draft picks  
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2021-01-13 5:19:24 PM  
That's correct. You'll say, "I played golf in Boca Raton."
 
2021-01-13 5:20:57 PM  
When you put your hand in a pile of goo that used to be the right tackle's brains...
 
2021-01-13 5:43:55 PM  
Subby sounds like a raiders fan
 
2021-01-13 5:48:01 PM  
Yeah, that would be if he got hired by the Saints.
 
2021-01-13 7:31:47 PM  
No poor, dumb son of a biatch ever won a Superb Owl by dyin' for his team... he won it by makin' the other poor, dumb son of a biatch die for HIS team
 
2021-01-13 7:36:13 PM  

Schlubbe: No poor, dumb son of a biatch ever won a Superb Owl by dyin' for his team... he won it by makin' the other poor, dumb son of a biatch die for HIS team


Well he was with the Vikings.... so, naturally the only way his team can win the Superb Owl is by going to another team.
 
2021-01-13 7:44:53 PM  
By his side a slave, holding a golden crown, whispering in his ear "you have to play Mahomes" twice a year"
 
2021-01-13 8:20:02 PM  
GRUDEN YOU SONOFAB*TCH! I READ YOUR BOOK!
 
2021-01-13 8:28:33 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GRUDEN YOU SONOFAB*TCH! I READ YOUR BOOK!


And... I'm 7 minutes too late.
 
2021-01-13 8:28:37 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GRUDEN YOU SONOFAB*TCH! I READ YOUR BOOK!


GRUDEN YOU SONOFAB*TCH MAGIFICENT BASTARD!I READ YOUR BOOK
 
2021-01-13 10:41:43 PM  
Nothing says successful player-personnel guy like coming from the Vikings organization, the team with not one, but two of the worst personnel moves in NFL history.

/Herschel
//Cousins
 
2021-01-13 11:17:51 PM  

ex_dilbert: Nothing says successful player-personnel guy like coming from the Vikings organization, the team with not one, but two of the worst personnel moves in NFL history.

/Herschel
//Cousins


What are you talking about? The Herschel Walker trade was a great deal.
 
2021-01-13 11:20:34 PM  

ex_dilbert: Nothing says successful player-personnel guy like coming from the Vikings organization, the team with not one, but two of the worst personnel moves in NFL history.

/Herschel
//Cousins


Bill O'Brien and Ryan Pace are doing their damndest to make those look like brilliant decisions.
 
2021-01-14 2:24:09 AM  
Patton (1970): 27:32 - 30:21 (reincarnation scene)
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Despite proclamations even to his friends and contemporaries that he did, General George S. Patton did not believe in reincarnation which was revealed in multiple letters to different members of his family who were concerned about him publicly portraying a character while in the midst of losing himself.
 
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