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(CBS 7 KOSA)   Remember that woman who talked to the press about being in Nancy Pelosi's office? So did the FBI   (cbs7.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Law, Nancy Pelosi, United States Congress, law enforcement, Midlander Jenny Cudd, The Doors, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Copyright  
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6235 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 13 Jan 2021 at 12:20 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 12:10:45 PM  
How nature says 'Do Not Touch"

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2021-01-13 12:11:27 PM  
Chew on that!
 
2021-01-13 12:13:05 PM  
She also said she had gotten several death threats after the riot at her florist shop

She had a riot in her florist shop?

Maybe she just likes riots.
 
2021-01-13 12:13:31 PM  
Maybe she got a lot of Likes on her Facebook post, so it was totally worth it.
 
2021-01-13 12:16:34 PM  
You gotta love a right winger's inability to admit they were wrong, especially when you're the prosecution. Get them to double and triple down on the stand.
 
2021-01-13 12:17:06 PM  
I can't wait until sentences get meted out.
 
2021-01-13 12:18:11 PM  
Nutra-Loaf is in her near future.
 
2021-01-13 12:18:17 PM  
Cudd gonna chewed up and spit out.
 
2021-01-13 12:20:09 PM  
Why do I get the feeling the subjects of both prison reform and sentencing reform are going to come to the forefront very soon?
 
2021-01-13 12:20:12 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She also said she had gotten several death threats after the riot at her florist shop

She had a riot in her florist shop?

Maybe she just likes riots.


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2021-01-13 12:22:53 PM  
She's moooving on up to prison. (definitely not the east side)
 
2021-01-13 12:23:35 PM  
The white power gangs in prison are going to get a lot more powerful in the coming months.
 
2021-01-13 12:24:26 PM  
She will never financially recover from this.
 
2021-01-13 12:24:55 PM  
Everything about that woman is revolting.  The voice makes me want to lean my ears with an icepick.
 
2021-01-13 12:26:34 PM  
"Do I think that it was wrong for us to go to the Capitol? Absolutely not. Do I think that it was wrong for me to go through an open door and get inside of the Capitol? No I don't. I didn't break any laws, I didn't do anything unlawful, and I think that's probably why the FBI and the law enforcement have not contacted me," said Cudd in an interview with CBS7.

That's the thing. Reporters were able to get interviews with these folks long before the FBI & other law enforcement agencies were able to identify & track them down. This emboldened a lot of these morons to proudly proclaim their crimes because, hey, if they were actual crimes, someone would have arrested them by now, right? It's only a FARKING WEEK LATER - the cops didn't stop them while they were doing their crimes, and the cops haven't arrested them days afterwards, even after we told everyone we did it on the news, so we must be untouchable!

Only now, a week later, when the FBI & DoJ said in public that they would be prosecuting everybody and ensuring that sedition & conspiracy charges were applied to the worst of them, do they start to think that maybe, just maybe, they farked up - and that "I didn't know" or "I didn't do THAT much damage" or "I was just kidding - can'tcha take a joke?" are going to be valid legal defenses.

The squalling these folks are going to make as they're dragged away days or weeks from now will be amusing as hell to me.
 
2021-01-13 12:26:41 PM  

Bowen: She will never financially recover from this.


grumpy cat good
 
2021-01-13 12:27:29 PM  

PreMortem: I can't wait until sentences get meted out.


It should be a national holiday and televised. Everyone should be able to see exactly what the consequences are for every one of these people.
 
2021-01-13 12:27:36 PM  
One less Yellow Rose in Texas
 
2021-01-13 12:28:11 PM  

Bslim: How nature says 'Do Not Touch"

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Why do they always look *exactly* like you'd imagine?
 
2021-01-13 12:28:21 PM  
Aw....they misspelled her last name by 2 letters.  And the curse of the first name ending in "y" or "i" lives on!
 
2021-01-13 12:29:57 PM  
In 1861, Union soldiers fried their bacon on a stove in in the basement of the Capitol, prior to first Bull Run.

January 13th 2021, under America's first Insurrection by an American President, National Guard troops sleep in the hallway of the Capitol this morning.

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2021-01-13 12:30:05 PM  

FormlessOne: The squalling these folks are going to make as they're dragged away days or weeks from now will be amusing as hell to me.


I have to wonder how many kids are going to wind up in Social Services care because their parents/guardians have to go to jail.
 
2021-01-13 12:30:24 PM  
Nothing going to happen to the blonde white racist woman.
She will get an outpouring of Republican support, and tons of cash for legal fees and "restarting her business" and whatnot.
 
2021-01-13 12:30:33 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She also said she had gotten several death threats after the riot at her florist shop

She had a riot in her florist shop?

Maybe she just likes riots.


White Riot. She wants to riot. White Riot. A riot of her own.
 
2021-01-13 12:30:46 PM  
Looks like Jenny Cudd not get away with it.
ba-da-tish
 
2021-01-13 12:31:47 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: One less Yellow Rose in Texas


More like a yellow balloon knot.
 
2021-01-13 12:32:27 PM  
Bear in mind that the Feds are just filing "placeholder" charges right now.

The superceding indictments will be EPIC.
 
2021-01-13 12:32:43 PM  
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2021-01-13 12:33:15 PM  

Bslim: How nature says 'Do Not Touch"

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Karen's final form.
 
2021-01-13 12:34:03 PM  

AgentKGB: FormlessOne: The squalling these folks are going to make as they're dragged away days or weeks from now will be amusing as hell to me.

I have to wonder how many kids are going to wind up in Social Services care because their parents/guardians have to go to jail.


Maybe, just maybe some of them will end up with a foster family that's not full of crazy people and they'll break the cycle.

It's what I like to think of as the silver lining of one of the darkest days in our countries history.
 
2021-01-13 12:34:08 PM  
Brave move, going for the "Not guilty by reason of stupidity " defense.
 
2021-01-13 12:34:17 PM  

Bslim: How nature says 'Do Not Touch"

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Hollow 5k gold hoops, full makeup and two well-worn sweatshirts, one with collar and one with a hood.  The "I'd like to speak to the manager haircut" that is the "Jenny."
 
2021-01-13 12:34:31 PM  
How did us white people end up controlling everything being this stupid?
 
2021-01-13 12:34:43 PM  

Begoggle: Nothing going to happen to the blonde white racist woman.
She will get an outpouring of Republican support, and tons of cash for legal fees and "restarting her business" and whatnot.


Something has already happened, being cuffed by Federal agents isn't exactly a normal day.

Plus the fundraising arms of the insurrectionists are being shut down and anyone with any sense isn't going to donate to these terrorists in this environment. I predict their new cause will be denouncing the Patriot Act very soon.
 
2021-01-13 12:34:55 PM  
"Do I think that it was wrong for us to go to the Capitol? Absolutely not. Do I think that it was wrong for me to go through an open door and get inside of the Capitol? No I don't. I didn't break any laws, I didn't do anything unlawful, and I think that's probably why the FBI and the law enforcement have not contacted me,

God you dumb dumb dumb dumb farking goobers.
 
2021-01-13 12:35:09 PM  

kanesays: In 1861, Union soldiers fried their bacon on a stove in in the basement of the Capitol, prior to first Bull Run.

January 13th 2021, under America's first Insurrection by an American President, National Guard troops sleep in the hallway of the Capitol this morning.

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The legacy of the modern Republican party...lies, bigotry, and ultimately sedition.  The Trump insurrection would not have happened without years of overwhelming, nose-holding, "ends-justify-the-means" support from the GOP.
 
2021-01-13 12:35:13 PM  
It's amazing how smug these idiots are as they invite themselves on their own video. I'm sure she'll deny everything and say she was just there by accident. She got pushed into the office. Isn't that what the one guy said? I just hope they really punish these people. Some jail time and a nice fine.
 
2021-01-13 12:35:24 PM  
Just took this screenshot. What is this plane up to. It clearly has permission to fly over the Capitol.


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2021-01-13 12:35:42 PM  

AgentKGB: FormlessOne: The squalling these folks are going to make as they're dragged away days or weeks from now will be amusing as hell to me.

I have to wonder how many kids are going to wind up in Social Services care because their parents/guardians have to go to jail.


You know, I was really enjoying my nice cup of schadenfreude over here but thanks for the downer.

The thought does make me wonder, given the nature of the parents, how many will actually be better off. Hopefully, many will have other, saner relatives to shelter them.
 
2021-01-13 12:36:10 PM  

Jeff5: Bear in mind that the Feds are just filing "placeholder" charges right now.

The superceding indictments will be EPIC.


Well, they're the charges that require no more evidence than you being photographed or recorded being inside the Capital. That way you're arrested while they do a proper investigation to support the more serious charges.
 
2021-01-13 12:37:01 PM  

Bslim: How nature says 'Do Not Touch"

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That looks like it might be a screen shot from one of those ranting and raving in a car videos. Please tell me that's what it is.
 
2021-01-13 12:37:22 PM  

Begoggle: Nothing going to happen to the blonde white racist woman.
She will get an outpouring of Republican support, and tons of cash for legal fees and "restarting her business" and whatnot.


I doubt it. She's not young and pretty enough.
 
2021-01-13 12:38:35 PM  
Someone news a to put together a running list of insurrectionists arrested.
 
2021-01-13 12:39:26 PM  

Kyle Butler: Just took this screenshot. What is this plane up to. It clearly has permission to fly over the Capitol.


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Taking background readings or doing sensor calibration.

So if, God forbid, somebody brings in a CBRN device, they might be able to find it before it goes off.
 
2021-01-13 12:39:41 PM  

Karne: The white power gangs in prison are going to get a lot more powerful in the coming months.


Not after they've been shown on TV crying their little eyes out because they got put on the no-fly list. That sort of thing undercuts your prison cred.
 
2021-01-13 12:40:01 PM  
Moo biatch get out of the way!
 
2021-01-13 12:40:19 PM  

Kyle Butler: Just took this screenshot. What is this plane up to. It clearly has permission to fly over the Capitol.


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I'm a bummer at parties too. Especially during a pandemic and 'hybrid near-peer warfare' is going on.
 
2021-01-13 12:40:54 PM  

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I'm glad they so strongly funded Amtrak and other mass transit upgrades.
 
2021-01-13 12:41:01 PM  
I like Nancy. They say she always keeps her mimsy clean.
 
2021-01-13 12:41:30 PM  
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